Re: The Hogwarts Lake

[Molly Prewett]

*waves to Luna*

*scratches arm awkwardly* Well, unless you count the hot tub incident...

[I knew you weren't dead, dear Mum. You kept updating your facebook status. HA]

*reaches out to grab her hand supportively.... and is also now effectively stopping her from leaving*

Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed about, we all have urges. We'll get to how you can deal with that in a minute.
So by now you should know that the boy puts his penis in the girl's vagina when it's erect? But he should never do it before she's ready, she should be comfortable and prepared and that's where foreplay comes in. Foreplay increases arousal for both parties, which makes sex a much more enjoyable experience. But you should always use protection! I don't have any bananas with me so I can't teach you how to put a condom on properly right now, but be sure to come and see me if you want to learn... And there are also spells that are very effective against diseases and unwanted pregnancy. It's very important that you protect yourself, Dee. Any questions so far?

[Remmy Riddle - Inactive]

"So, bestie. How are you today?"

[Daphne Greengrass]

Yes, just one. I've heard of this thing called oral. Is this like vag dentistry?

[Harry Potter]

i am pretty great! and you my awesome bestie?

[Remmy Riddle - Inactive]

"I am tired, very tired. Let's take a nap!"

[Molly Prewett]

Yes, just one. I've heard of this thing called oral. Is this like vag dentistry?

[I knew there was a reason I adopted you! ]


Erm... no, not quite. I'm very glad you brought that up though, because oral sex is a great way for two people to give each other sexual pleasure without the risk of unwanted pregnancy. You see, oral sex works when one party pleasures the other's genital area with their mouth. You pleasure a boy by giving him a blow-job. Now that's where you take his penis in your mouth and use your lips and tongue to stimulate him.
Shall I continue? Would you like some pointers?

[Ginny Weasley]

Dom shifts awkwardly, overhearing bits of the conversation between Mya and Dee. She looks over to Luna who appears to be in her own world, and then Remmy and Harry who appeared to be getting along spectacularly.

[OMR...Mya and Dee, you guys are amazing, haha]

[Daphne Greengrass]

Are humans the only people who do this? Do House Elves like this? How about Hippogriffs?

[Harry Potter]

hahahaha sure thing i'm pretty tired too

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

-a lump of partial human partial Djinn and partial firebeerbloodmuck twitches in agony as paroxysms of laughter parox their ysm ways through his body because he hears everything for he is Djinn! orhe was. until he got drunk. no idea what he is now-

[Remmy Riddle - Inactive]

Starts singing to get everyone to fall asleep. "There it is, he's gone and he's hung me out to dry. The joy he said he felt, well, I guess it was a lie. But I had him and life life seemed fine. Yes, I had him and he was mine"

[Molly Prewett]

Are humans the only people who do this? Do House Elves like this? How about Hippogriffs?

[*just died laughing*]

You know, that's a really interesting question. I suppose House Elves would be more than capable of performing oral sex, but I think Hippogriffs wouldn't have the ability - their beaks would be too sharp and one should be very careful about using their teeth during oral sex - it's very important to check what your partner is comfortable with before you try something different. That goes for introducing toys or additional partners to the bedroom as well.

[Harry Potter]

*Harry starts drifting off to sleep at the sound of Remmy's beautiful singing...she lays her head on his shoulder as he leans against this tree...*

[Daphne Greengrass]

*nods interestedly* Have YOU ever had vag dentistry Mya? I want to know from an experienced person.

[Dean Thomas]

Dean walks down to the lake and sees a bunch of people. He spots Dom, tries not to be awkward "Hey, what's going on?"

[Ginny Weasley]

"Hi," Dom greets. "It's pretty quiet. Mya's giving Dee a bit of a talk right now," she says trying not to laugh.

[Remmy Riddle - Inactive]

"And I'm missing you....." Remmy drifts to sleep on Harry's shoulder, dreaming happy dreams.

[Dee, don't have sex. Or you will get Chlamydia and die.]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[Gonorrhea and the Glass Slipper says that's not cool.]

[Harry Potter]

[yes dee....i agree with Remmy hahaha]

[Dean Thomas]

"What kind of talk" He sits down next to Dom

[Molly Prewett]

*nods interestedly* Have YOU ever had vag dentistry Mya? I want to know from an experienced person.

[oh jeez]

*smiles at Dee, glad she's taking an active interest in this very important conversation*

Oh, not really. Well, there was this one time where... someone... did this thing where he flicked his tongue and it was amazing... See the important thing is to learn what you like. Sexual stimulation for ladies comes not only from penetration, but more importantly from the clitoris - do you know what that is? - and you may need to tell your partner what sort of pressure and movement gives you the most pleasure when engaging in oral sex. Now, the best way to learn what you enjoy most is to explore your vagina for yourself. Have you ever masturbated, Dee?

[my face is so red right now]

[Harry Potter]

*half asleep* uhmm dean, don't ask dom questions...just listen...it'll be less awkward *goes back to sleep*

[Ginny Weasley]

"The talk," shes says before laughing at what she overheard Mya saying.

[Molly Prewett]

[I'm seriously dying here! I'm so glad I'm never having kids, I could NEVER do this face to face!!!]

[Ginny Weasley]

[My god..I could never imagine a conversation like this with my mom. I'd die]

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