Re: The Hogwarts Lake

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** April 4th 2010, 11:54 pm

-the thing that is Djinn or what's left of him because he's so sloshed still (LIGHTWEEEIGHT) he has absolutely NO clue gets up and starts to hobble and hop and sashay it's way to wherever the hell it wants to go cuz it's like, totally sloshed and has no idea-

Guest April 4th 2010, 11:54 pm

[Omg, Dee and Hermione this is the most awkward thing I have ever read *is happy she never has and never will get "the talk"*]

**Dean Thomas** April 4th 2010, 11:54 pm

Dean scoots closer to Hermione and stares at her, waiting for her to continue. He summons a notebook to take notes.

**Daphne Greengrass** April 4th 2010, 11:54 pm

[Oh my god. I'm on my Nana's computer. I'll have to delete the history...]

"No. Tam got me this floppy thing for Christmas though. She said it was called a dildo."

**Molly Prewett** April 5th 2010, 12:02 am

Dee Riddle wrote:[Oh my god. I'm on my Nana's computer. I'll have to delete the history...]

"No. Tam got me this floppy thing for Christmas though. She said it was called a dildo."

[OMG Dean taking notes!]

[and yes, please delete your history - I don't want the feds knocking on my door!]

Yes, a dildo is a masturbatorial aid, which you can use in place of a penis in the absence of a living partner. You insert it into your vagina and move it in whatever way gives you the most pleasure, you can also use your fingers to rub your clitoris and if you don't wish to use your dildo, you can insert fingers into your vagina in search of your g-spot, which provides great release when stimulated correctly.
So Dee, have you ever had any same-sex fantasies? Because it's perfectly natural, and I want you to be prepared for all aspects of your sex life... It's only responsible, after all...

**Daphne Greengrass** April 5th 2010, 12:04 am

No, I haven't. But lately, I have had so many urges for a lot of different men. Even... *gulps and gags* Snape.

Ginny Weasley April 5th 2010, 12:05 am

"Right, as much as I'd love to stay and hear more, I have to go and do an essay," Dom says standing up.

[Sorryyy, gotta go and have early dinner and socialize with the family. I'll be on later tonight though, probably in about 5 hours or so]

**Dean Thomas** April 5th 2010, 12:05 am

Nods and takes note furiously. "Go on..." he looks at Mya eagerly, waiting for more info

**Dean Thomas** April 5th 2010, 12:07 am

[BYE DOM!!!!]

**Molly Prewett** April 5th 2010, 12:10 am

*shudders involuntarily - eew, Snape! -, but then smiles*

Well, you're a young and healthy young woman. It's perfectly natural to have sexual urges and don't let anybody tell you differently! How you act on your urges is entirely your business - you can choose to masturbate, you can choose to have one partner, or you can choose to have many partners, either in succession or all at once. Just remember to set clear boundaries as to what you're comfortable with, and always always always use protection!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 5th 2010, 12:11 am

Ok Mya. Thanks for the help! *runs off to try some vag dentistry*

**Dean Thomas** April 5th 2010, 12:12 am

Dean mumbles as he writes "Always....use...protection...."

**Molly Prewett** April 5th 2010, 12:12 am

*yells after Dee*
DON'T FORGET TO CONSULT YOUR LOCAL HEALTH CARE FACILITY FOR MORE INFORMATION ON SEXUAL HEALTH! AND HAVE FUN!

[I love you guys!]

Nikki Orwell April 5th 2010, 12:15 am

*cartwheels down to the Lake*
What's up guys!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 5th 2010, 12:16 am

[I love you guys too!]

*grabs Deans hand* C'mon! Let's put this lesson to use! *is clearly not normal*

Remmy Riddle - Inactive April 5th 2010, 12:16 am

"It smells like.... lemonade Wisconsin chips..."

*Continues sleeping on Potter's shoulder*

**Dean Thomas** April 5th 2010, 12:17 am

Looks at May "IS THAT IT??? What was the part about more than one person" He flips through his notes....

Guest April 5th 2010, 12:19 am

[I THINK IM DIEING. DEE YOUR PREGNANT. NO MORE SEX.]

**Molly Prewett** April 5th 2010, 12:19 am

*is luckily still in lecture-mode, so is not embarrassed by the least*

Yes, you can have more than one sexual partner at a time. But do try to pay equal attention to all partners, it's only polite. And do try and make sure they orgasm as well, that's only polite too.

**Dean Thomas** April 5th 2010, 12:20 am

"Make...sure...everyone....orgasms. Got it. Anything else??"

**Daphne Greengrass** April 5th 2010, 12:21 am

Jason Samuels wrote:[I THINK IM DIEING. DEE YOUR PREGNANT. NO MORE SEX.]

[She doesn't know it's yours yet. I have a plan, courtesy of James.]

**Molly Prewett** April 5th 2010, 12:22 am

Uh... always keep a towel handy to help clean up the mess - it's quite easy to lose track of your wand in the middle of an orgy, or even just in the middle of really great sex.

Nikki Orwell April 5th 2010, 12:22 am

-hears what Dean and Mya are talking about and freezes mid cartwheel- Wait, what? -falls on head-

**Molly Prewett** April 5th 2010, 12:23 am

*looks over at Nikki*

We're talking about sex.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** April 5th 2010, 12:24 am

-is still sashaying and hobbling and looking rather queasy-

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