Stalkers Anonymous

[Katie Bell]

For those uf us who really can't handle the fact that all the people on here live to far away, and we want them too much.


Help is at hand.

[Guest]

I WANT A CONNOR AND A RACHEL AND A CAT AND AN ASHLEY AND A...
FUCK IT I JUST WANT YOU ALL HERE NOW.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-runs in-
I DON'T LIKE LIVING FAR AWAY!!!!!!

[Draco Malfoy]

I WANT AN EOWYN! AND A LUNA! AND A RACHEL! AND A CONNOR! AND A DEREK! AND A SAM AND A TIMMY AND A JAMES AND A CATHERINE AND A REAGAN AND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!

[Katie Bell]

-Sees Tams list and coughs as a reminder of whos shes missing-

[Draco Malfoy]

I WANT A LUCY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Katie Bell]

-smiles-

TEHE. You CAN'T. I'm Jailbait!

[Draco Malfoy]

I WANT JAILBAIT! NOW! AND I WANT IT TO STOP BEING JAILBAIT!

[Katie Bell]

Gimme -counts on fingers- 1 year and 24 days. Or 25 days. I forget.

[Nikki Orwell]

I want and AWF commune that we can all live in together. Because then I get everyone!

[Guest]

I WANT US TO GROW OLD TOGETHER.

IN LIKE SUNSET PARK OLD PEOPLES HOME.

AND WE'LL BE ALL WHITE HAIRED AND LIKE SMUTTING.

AND THEN WE'LL GO DRINK SOME FIREBEER AND GET TOTALLY WASTED B/C WE'LL BE LIKE 90.

AND THEN ONE OF US WILL DIE AND WE'LL BRING ON THE WHITE TOMB.

(which is to say, of course, that i want you all!)

[Daphne Greengrass]

I WANT AN EOWYN! AND A LUNA! AND A RACHEL! AND A CONNOR! AND A DEREK! AND A SAM AND A TIMMY AND A JAMES AND A CATHERINE AND A REAGAN AND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!

...

I WANT EVERYONE BUT TAM.

[Guest]

I'm crying tears of happiness, Dee.

You don't hate me anymore?

[Daphne Greengrass]

Well, you haven't said anything mean, and I ignored you for a few weeks. I'm over it now. I'm a mature adult.

[Guest]

...really? cause i'm just a 12 year old boy.

i mean, YAY:D

[Daphne Greengrass]

Let's be bestest friends who smoke weed and skip around in fields of flowers!

[Guest]

DEFINITELY.

come to think of it, it was just my grandpas 80th birthday so my whole fam was with him and we were like "what was your favorite bday?" and he was like "my 13th. me and my bro bruce smoked maple leaves out in the yard." legit. the good old days, when people actually smoked...maple leaves.

i died.

[Daphne Greengrass]

That's awesome. Do you think you could get a step by step guide on how to do that? *rushes out to the backyard to hoard maple leaves*

[Guest]

Maybe.

But I think it would be easier just to smoke pot. Or wheatgrass, or something.

[Daphne Greengrass]

That involves spending money. Maple leaves are just there. All the time.

[Katie Bell]

Off topic much? Great that you are bonding but... Don't Okay.

[Draco Malfoy]

I WANT US TO GROW OLD TOGETHER.

IN LIKE SUNSET PARK OLD PEOPLES HOME.

AND WE'LL BE ALL WHITE HAIRED AND LIKE SMUTTING.

AND THEN WE'LL GO DRINK SOME FIREBEER AND GET TOTALLY WASTED B/C WE'LL BE LIKE 90.

AND THEN ONE OF US WILL DIE AND WE'LL BRING ON THE WHITE TOMB.

(which is to say, of course, that i want you all!)

I WANT ALL OF THAT!!!

AND I WANT DEE TO BE MY REAL SISTER AND MYA TO BE MY REAL TWIN!

[Daphne Greengrass]

Yay! Now I want Tam!

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