Alcoholics Anonymous

[Molly Prewett]

AKA the Support Group for Alcoholic Gryffinwhores Gryffindors... and Luna.

*puts chairs in a circle so everyone can share*

[Dean Thomas]

Sulks in and sits in a chair

[Molly Prewett]

*embarrassed wave*

[Dean Thomas]

*non commital head nod and nervous smile*

[Molly Prewett]

*picks up a pamphlet with gross pictures about what's going to happen to her liver if she keeps drinking and flips through it, wondering what the hell she's meant to say*

[Dean Thomas]

"Shall I start." he stands up and looks around at the sad and empty room. "I'm Dean, and it's been.....eight hours since my last drink..." He looks down sadly and sits back down.

[Angela Braddock]

[so sad...so sad...]

[Dean Thomas]

[isn't it.....]

[Molly Prewett]

*grateful smile to Dean for starting and follows suit, standing up*

Hi, I'm Mya. It's been three days since my last drink.... from what I remember...

*sits down and blushes, burying her nose back in the pamphlet. without looking up, she holds one out for Dean*

[Dean Thomas]

"That's great! You're doing awesome!" He smiles and grabs a pamphlet and sees the gross liver "Yuck..."

[Molly Prewett]

Thanks.... I know, it's gross, isn't it? But I'm kinda glad I saw it now... *shudders*

[Draco Malfoy]

[hahahahaha.... can Tam be the facilitator?]

[Dean Thomas]

[that could only be awkward and hilarious!]

[Draco Malfoy]

[EXACTLY!!!]

[Molly Prewett]

[sure, why not? ]

[Draco Malfoy]

*Tam runs in late, flustered* erm, sorry I'm late! I'm Tam Riddle and I'm here to help you! *sits down in the circle*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[Saw this facebook fanpage, thought of Mya. It said: "Dear Liver: Thanks, you're a champ."
https://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Dear-liver-Thanks-youre-a-champ/364661788374?ref=ts ]

[Dean Thomas]

[hehe. that is a HUGE game of beer pong!!!!]

[Molly Prewett]

[ROFLMAO]

*smiles nervously at Tam*

Thanks for being here...?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[hehe. that is a HUGE game of beer pong!!!!]

[I KNOW!! Ridiculous...]

[Draco Malfoy]

[this is hyserical... I'm googling AA meetings... here... this is how it's supposed to start:
"ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety."
so gimme a sec and let me Tammy-ize it]

[Dean Thomas]

Looks up awkwardly at Tam.

[Ginny Weasley]

[This....is freaking hilarious. You poor things...]

[HorcruxHunter]

Hi, I'm George, and I do quite enjoy some firebeer.

[Draco Malfoy]

Okay everyone... welcome to this first meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous. We are a group of witches and wizards who are here to talk about the shit that you did wrong with alcohol so you realize what you shouldn't do in the future. And so you all finally get what a mess drinking makes of everything.

*thinks for a moment*

Oh and we aren't allied with light or dark and this should not be a place for you to all fight it out. So I'm going to insist that you all put your wands in the wand box

*holds out a box*

[Dean... I'm imagining Dean's dick in a box moment right now and dying]

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