Re: Alcoholics Anonymous

**Dean Thomas** March 31st 2010, 5:55 am

Mopes back into the room and sits down.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 5:55 am

Right....

**Molly Prewett** March 31st 2010, 5:58 am

I was ever normal? Ok, guess I can give it a shot....

**Dean Thomas** March 31st 2010, 6:00 am

He mumbles "Right..."

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:06 am

Normal in here is defined as a life where you live and have relationships WITHOUT alcohol. Do you understand met?

*everyone nods*

Good. The third step is the last one we will cover today.

The third step is about trust. Trusting yourself and your inner strength. Trusting that you won't reach for the bottle. That you will remember this. That you will try to uphold what you have learnt today.

Okay everyone?

[This is the real third step...]

Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 6:07 am

-blank stare-

**Molly Prewett** March 31st 2010, 6:07 am

*nods obediently, wishing she'd brought a quill and parchment to take notes and wondering if there's going to be a test*

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:10 am

[nice Mya]

Luna *snaps fingers* LOVEGOOD!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 6:10 am

Oh right, right... Uhhh trust... Got it

**Dean Thomas** March 31st 2010, 6:10 am

Nods and wonders if they should set up a 'Buddy system'.

**Molly Prewett** March 31st 2010, 6:11 am

[lol thanks]

*is still nodding seriously*

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:15 am

[Dean, if we do then you and I are buddies Very Happy

]

Great! Well then I'll see you all tomorrow!!!

[I'll keep an eye out for when we're all online and PM you all when that happens!!!]

**Dean Thomas** March 31st 2010, 6:16 am

[I retract my previous statement...]

He nods then stands up

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 6:17 am

-blinks-
Well that was fun

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:17 am

[I thought you might Dean]

Have a great and sober evening!

**Dean Thomas** March 31st 2010, 6:18 am

Walks out slowly avoiding Tam's eye

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:19 am

[Well Dean... I think we were pretty successful... Tam's going to ask questions next time... hehehe]

**Molly Prewett** March 31st 2010, 6:19 am

*frowns*

There's no homework?

**Dean Thomas** March 31st 2010, 6:20 am

[haha perfect Hermione!!!]

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:23 am

Your homework is to STAY SOBER.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 6:25 am

WAIT! Like... not even a little sip?

**Molly Prewett** March 31st 2010, 6:26 am

*raises hand*

And how will the class be graded?

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:28 am

LUNA!!! NOTHING!!!!

Hermione, grades are based on how long you can go without drinking. The longer the better!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 6:30 am

-jaw drop-
What is this place!? What did I sign up for!?

**Molly Prewett** March 31st 2010, 6:30 am

So... there's no written exam? Theory is an important part of education, you know...

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