Re: H-Hello... I'm P-professor Q-Quirrell...

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:14 am

D-dark Lord? A-are you alright, m-my lord?

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:16 am

-Shoves Tam out of the way and crawls over to Quirrell-

I am perfect. Absolutely perfect. More than perfect. -lovestruck-

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:16 am

[Quirrell it's a thing from A Very Potter Musical...]

*Kicks Voldy in the head* GTFO

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:18 am

-Tapes Tam's head to the wall-
GTFO MY QUIRRELL. -Flails arms-

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:19 am

[*Loves AVPM*]

*watches in amusement*

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:20 am

-Stands back to back with Quirrell just because I can-

HEY QUIRRELL... Wanna watch She's All That?

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:21 am

Of course! I never did get to see the ending...

Gellert Grindelwald Inact April 9th 2010, 12:21 am

WTF, MATE.

IMA--IMA EAT YOUR PILLOW IF YOU KEEP THIS UP

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:23 am

*Throws self off wall and knocks Voldy to the ground*

MINE

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:25 am

Cool mint.

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:25 am

TAM. I WILL BLAST YOU TO PLUTO THE SOMETIMES PLANET ON MY ROCKETSHIP IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
-Hides under turban-

Oh my god hi Gellert.

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:27 am

LIKE HELL YOU WILL! *steals the rocketship* I'LL SEND YOU AWAY!

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:29 am

Tam, you cant just try to break up Quirrelmort
That doesn't work.
I'm the relationship ruiner, not you.

QUIRRELL. WERE GONNA GET YOU LAID.

Cormac McLaggen April 9th 2010, 12:30 am

[HI QUIRELL *doesn't think this guys a newcomer*]

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:31 am

Lord Voldemort wrote:Tam, you cant just try to break up Quirrelmort
That doesn't work.
I'm the relationship ruiner, not you.

QUIRRELL. WERE GONNA GET YOU LAID.

...WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

LIKE A RANDOM GIRL AT THE BAR MAYBE?

HOW WOULD YOU FUCKING LIKE TO WAKE UP AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR DOWN PILLOW WAS ALL GONE, HUH?

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 9th 2010, 12:32 am

Hi there!! -excited wave-

You have really nice hair!!

I'm Joel!! I'm one of the notsosanebutkindasaneyetreallyreallyfunnypeople on the site :3

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:33 am

Hello, Djinn. ^-^

Voldemort, are you still up for that rollerblade/movie plan?

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:35 am

I'M A RANDOM GIRL IN A BAR!!!!

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:36 am

Doesn't my being attached to another man frighten you like the other two? *skeptical look*

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:38 am

Hell no!

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:38 am

Me thinks someone either has a really kinky fetish or a very strange psyche.

Gellert Grindelwald Inact April 9th 2010, 12:38 am

QUIRRELL. MAAAAAN.

IF YOU AND VOLDEMORT ARE ATTACHED, THEN HE'S BEEN HIDING IT PRETTY WELL.

LIKE, I'M CURRENTLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIM STICKING MY TONGUE DOWN HIS MOUTH AND LICKING NUTELLA OFF OF HIS CHEST.

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:40 am

VERY kinky fetish

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:41 am

To both of these statements: I'm not sure why I'm surprised. lol

But how can you be shoving your tongue in his mouth while at the same time you're licking nutella off his chest? *grin*

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:46 am

YOUR TURBAN HAS TWO HEADS?
WELL I HAVE TWO TONGUES.
and a third nipple.

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