Re: H-Hello... I'm P-professor Q-Quirrell...

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:48 am

Why, hello Professor. Welcome. Nice hair, btw, and yeah, you might want to have a healthy fear of Tam, and possibly our admin (Eoywn, Severus, or Regulus).

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:49 am

W-why is that, Mrs. Evans? The admin bit, not Tam; I already know that.

Nikki Orwell April 9th 2010, 12:50 am

Sev/Eowyn/Reg is like Tam. Don't be frightened, they are fun!

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:52 am

Well damn. And here I was thinking I'd only encounter one Tam. ^_^

Nikki Orwell April 9th 2010, 12:53 am

But the more the merrier!

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:53 am

WE'RE NICE! I PROMISE! Even if we're horny little bitches

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:54 am

Nice in a "I'll rape you gently" kind of way, I'm supposing.

Nikki Orwell April 9th 2010, 12:56 am

Are you psychic?

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:56 am

Exactly!

Also it isn't rape if you yell Surprise!

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:57 am

Possibly. That or completely insane and experienced with such circumstances in a gentlemanly sort of way.

You make a good point, Tam. ^_^

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 12:58 am

But what if I don't want you to be gentlemanly?

Guest April 9th 2010, 12:59 am

Then I won't be.

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 1:04 am

That sounds promising.

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:05 am

I would think so.

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 1:06 am

So what are you doing this weekend?

Nikki Orwell April 9th 2010, 1:07 am

-pops in- GO TARRELL! -runs away-

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:08 am

This weekend? Nothing less of being a soulless shut-in and feasting on ectoplasmic GOO. So, nothing much, really.

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 1:14 am

Ooo, that sounds delightful! Mind if I join you? I don't have a soul.

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:15 am

You're very much welcome to join me. The soulless should stick together.

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:15 am

Welcome to AWF~ ^-^

**Draco Malfoy** April 9th 2010, 1:18 am

[OMG REAGAN HEEEEY!!!]

Wonderful!

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:22 am

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:22 am

Hey, Tam~ ^-^

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:40 am

Peter Pettigrew wrote:
Lord Voldemort wrote:Tam, you cant just try to break up Quirrelmort
That doesn't work.
I'm the relationship ruiner, not you.

QUIRRELL. WERE GONNA GET YOU LAID.

...WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

LIKE A RANDOM GIRL AT THE BAR MAYBE?

HOW WOULD YOU FUCKING LIKE TO WAKE UP AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR DOWN PILLOW WAS ALL GONE, HUH?

While Quirrell is sexing up some drunk blonde witch, you and I will be trying out my new hot tub that was installed in the chamber of ~~sex~~ secrets yesterday ;D

Guest April 9th 2010, 1:46 am

Gellert Grindelwald wrote:QUIRRELL. MAAAAAN.

IF YOU AND VOLDEMORT ARE ATTACHED, THEN HE'S BEEN HIDING IT PRETTY WELL.

LIKE, I'M CURRENTLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIM STICKING MY TONGUE DOWN HIS MOUTH AND LICKING NUTELLA OFF OF HIS CHEST.

Thatd be really kickass if you, Quirrell, Peter and possibly Draco fought to the death over me.
..Naked.

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