Re: Campfire Area

James Potter - Inactive June 13th 2010, 8:47 am

OKAY FINE DON'T PARTY.

I'LL JUST... GO WRITE MY KING KONG/GODZILLA FIC SET IN A RANDOM CAMPFIRE ON HOGWARTS BY MYSELF.

GAWD.

WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK LAME.

LIKE LIZ.

AND ANNIE.

**Molly Prewett** June 13th 2010, 8:48 am

oh shit I forgot to post....

*Hermione runs in, overtaken by the sudden urge to party, and does a victory dance around the campfire*

James Potter - Inactive June 13th 2010, 8:49 am

King Kong parties with Mya, HIS ONLY FRIEND EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. ~~JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS JAMES.~~

**Molly Prewett** June 13th 2010, 8:52 am

*does the funky chicken with King Kong*

James Potter - Inactive June 13th 2010, 8:54 am

-wishes the love of his life, Godzilla was here, even though I'm just too lazy to log in as ~~her~~ ~~him~~ it-

**Molly Prewett** June 13th 2010, 8:57 am

*would run like hell to get out of the way of epic King Kong/Godzilla romance scenes*

*does the macarena*

James Potter - Inactive June 13th 2010, 8:59 am

-is kinda disappointed the liar forum had to die so young, because I'm sure I would have persuaded Pansy to smut as Godzilla with me while she wasn't being the most annoying King Leo of all time-

-does the worm, flattening everything-

**Dean Thomas** June 14th 2010, 3:01 am

[DAMN I MISSED THIS!!!!! LAME! -walks off grumblimg-]

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 3rd 2010, 9:21 pm

Scorpius walks down by the lake, the first time in ages he's gotten out of the castle. It's a good thing he's getting out now, because he's starting to look like one of those freaking Cullens. He plops himself down by a quiet, secluded area and looks a bit like a sad and lost puppy.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 3rd 2010, 9:27 pm

Dee comes up with Cedric, who is tied up and gagged. I am not rewriting whatever I said before. I don't even remember.

Cedric Diggory - Inactive July 3rd 2010, 9:29 pm

Cedric tries to let out a sound in protest, but finds himself unable to. Instead he just glares at his ex-girlfriend who tied him up, and not in a kinky way. What...a bitch.

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 3rd 2010, 9:30 pm

"Dee?" Scorpius asks, shocked to see his long lost friend. "Why...do you have that guy tied up?" he asks in confusion.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 3rd 2010, 9:32 pm

Dee throws the stupid Puff on the ground. She regrets ever dating THAT marshmallow. "Hi Scorpy. Time for a Puff roast. I brought graham crackers, firebeer, and chocolate too. Hold those, will you?" She throws the package at him, and ties Cedric to a tree. "I thought you needed cheering up."

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 3rd 2010, 9:36 pm

Scorpius glances at all the things in the package. A Puff Roast? He'd heard rumours about them, but has never seen one actually occur. "Are you sure that's...ethical?" he asks Dee as she ties the Puff to a tree. "I mean, what did this guy ever do to you?" he asks, not knowing that Cedric and Dee had dated. Oh damn. Cedric and Dee dated. Dee and Viktor fucked. Cedric and Viktor fucked. Well that's quite a messed up triangle righ' thurrr.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 3rd 2010, 9:38 pm

Dee shrugs, and hands Scorpius a large skewer. "We do it all the time, trust me." She stuffs a graham cracker in Cedric's mouth. "Shush, you."

Cedric Diggory - Inactive July 3rd 2010, 9:42 pm

Cedric promptly spits the graham cracker out. "No, let me down Dee! What do you think you're doing?" he asks while glaring at her.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 3rd 2010, 9:46 pm

"What does it look like I'm doing?" she asks, gesturing to the fire, the skewers, and the s'mores ingredients. "See? We have chocolate, graham crackers," she says, pointing to each as she names it, "and the marshmallow." She points to him. "From what I recall, you taste pretty good."

Cedric Diggory - Inactive July 3rd 2010, 9:48 pm

"No," he says quickly. "You wouldn't. Dee, let me down! You're freaking crazy! Mentally unstable!" he says while struggling against the ropes that have him tied to the tree.

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 3rd 2010, 9:50 pm

"Dee, I dunno if this is a good idea," he says while glancing at Cedric's struggling form. He turns to the package, and quickly takes out a bottle of firebeer. He's hesitant to drink again after his last time, but hopes that perhaps it will temporarily relieve some of the pain.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 3rd 2010, 9:51 pm

Dee nods, holding back a giggle. "Why yes, I am, aren't I?" She turns to Scorpius. "That's just first time Puff roast jitters. It's fine."

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 3rd 2010, 9:53 pm

"If...if you're sure..." he mumbles while taking a sip of the drink. "As long as no one finds out. Last thing I need is to go to Azkaban on top of everything for assisting in this guy's murder."

**Draco Malfoy** July 4th 2010, 12:04 am

[WAIT... WE'RE ROASTING HIM!!!!! WOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!]

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 4th 2010, 12:08 am

[No...not really...this is like, AU...but Dee and Scorp talking/meeting...isn't AU? If that makes any sense. I just still have Teddy's password, and we needed a puff XD]

**Daphne Greengrass** July 31st 2010, 2:32 am

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:"If...if you're sure..." he mumbles while taking a sip of the drink. "As long as no one finds out. Last thing I need is to go to Azkaban on top of everything for assisting in this guy's murder."

"No one's gonna find out, Scorp. We'll just transfigure the leftovers. What's got your knickers in a twist, anyway?" she asks because I don't remember if they already discussed this and I don't feel like going back to look. So if they have, we'll pretend otherwise.

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 31st 2010, 2:39 am

Dom realizes that the whole timeline thing is messed up now...but whatever. "I err...did something that I really regret at that damn Slytherin party," he admits before taking a sip of his drink. "Definitely drank too much and now it seems like I've fucked up numerous relationships in my life. Though...not the first time a Malfoy fucks up. Not the first time I've fucked up," he mumbles.

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