Re: Dock by the lake

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Good idea. Except I don't know how you embarrass somevon who can't feel emotion," he says bitterly.

[Andromeda Black]

"Ve can shave his head. He keeps his hair so nice, he must like it. Or ve can beat him vith a fish."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Shaving off his hair?" He smirks at the image of a bald Gellert. "I like it. Nice thinking Tolga. You come up vith good ideas ven you use your brain."

[Andromeda Black]

Tolga blinked. "Brain? Vaht's that? My ideas come from my gut. You must trust your gut."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughed. "Vy am I not surprised?"

[Andromeda Black]

Tolga laughed too. "Because you haff known my since ve were infants. Now, I also think ve need to get Crazy Girl Nikki in on this. She could do great things to him... terrible but great."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I'm sure she could. I haven't met her but from vot you've told me, she sounds terrifying," he said with another laugh, picturing Tolga in a pink dress.

[Andromeda Black]

Tolga smirked. "I bet ve could get her down now, to help us plan if ve sent out enough crazy vibes."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Er- alright. As long as she leaves the dress and heels behind her and keeps her hands to herself."

[Andromeda Black]

"I can assure you she vill. Planning her torture vould be more fun that a unplanned torture." He looked around, and then screamed, "I AM SO UNSENSITIVE, I AM AN ASSHOLE, I NEED SOMEVON TO HELP ME."

[Nikki Orwell]

Appearing in a puff of yellow smoke, Nikki sat down next to the two boys. "Did someone say Nikki Orwell?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor blinked. Woah. "Oh. Erm-- hey Nikki. I'm Viktor. I don't think ve have properly met before."

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki smiled. "I am Nikki Orwell. I picked up a distress call from this area, some needed help with insensitivity? I already trained Tolga over there, so it must be you!" She took a step closer, and cackled.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Excuse me? I am not insensitive," he says in a firm voice. "Just ask Regulus Black."

[Andromeda Black]

"No, Nikki, ve need to to help us plan to teach a certain person how to be gut. See, he vas very unkind to Viktor's boyfriend, and ve thought if anyvon could help, it vould be you."

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki eyes lit up. "You want me to help." She began to bounce. "Okay, sure! How severe was the offense? Like, worse than your lesson, Tolga?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Lets just say ve need a certain Gellert Grindelvald dead," Viktor says in disgust.

[Nikki Orwell]

"Dead...?" She stroked an imaginary goatee. "Well, I can take care of the pre-death torture."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughed and absentmindedly stroked his real goatee. "I like the idea of this torture. A lot. Tolga said you vould have some ideas?"

[Nikki Orwell]

"I could, hmm... OH! What is I made him paint a replica of the Mona Lisa... with his toes. And every time he messes up, I shall throw hot wax on him." Nikki drummed her fingers. "And I shall make him listen to this really annoying Muggle singer... Miley Cyrus."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Miley Cryus? That's a stupid name...Hmm...Good plan. I like you, Nikki Orvell. Very much so."

[Nikki Orwell]

"The stupidest name is Justin Bieber. We should play him too."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Right," he said nodding, and trying not to be sick at the thought of these singers...if that's what you can call them. "I'd rather not be in the room ven that happens."

[Nikki Orwell]

"Oh, that is when we lock him in a room full of alligators."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh! Vell that sounds perfect. Make sure you take his vand first...and snap it in half. Yeah, snap it in half. That sounds good."

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