Re: The Apple Trees

[Guest]

[Oh don't worry. I did my homework . I do want to say, though, that if we never have an epic battle, I will be disappointed.]

[HorcruxHunter]

[Buckbeak, will you do me the honor of marrying me?!]

[Guest]

[Buckbeak, will you do me the honor of marrying me?!]

[I only have one love; and that is killing apples with my mouth. Also: Sorry I haven't been replying quickly I am just too popular.]

[Guest]

Sassybaskets slowly slunk out from his nest, careful not to hurt the apple trees. He had had a dream that night. A dream of apples. Taking out his handy dandy notebook and a pencil, he settled down to write it down. Yes, Sassy keeps a dream journal. He began to write:

Last night
I had a dream.
I found myself in a desert called Applecalypse.
It was hot.
My apple supply had run out and I was
Hungry.
Out of the abyss walked a hippogryff
Buckbeak
I asked if he had anything to eat, he said
"I have waged war on all the apples.
In Applecalypse we only eat
Bananas."
He said
"Only thing to do is join the Fruits-Which-Are-Nice"

Sassy couldnt' remember anymore, so he sat for a while and pondered the significance of the dream. At a loss, he pulled out his dream interpretation guide. It seemed apple trees signified grandeur, while eating an apple personified your sexual appetite and desires. The abyss was something standing in his way. There was nothing for hippogryff, so he used Hippopotamus instead. It appeared a hippopotamus in your dreams symbolized your aggressive nature and hidden strengths. Satisfied, Sassybaskets stowed his dream journal safely away and lumbered out to terrorize the castle for a while.

[Guest]

Ro walked down to the apple trees. He walked up to a tree, picked apples, and ran off with apples in his hands.

[Guest]

Sassybaskets breathed a perfectly aimed stream of fire at Rodolphus, burning him dead in a million different ways. The apples were unharmed. He put them in his nest.

[Guest]

Buckbeak, having disguised himself as an apple in order to read Sassy's dream war journal, was furious at his second-in-command.

Hours of preparation and costume design wasted! The dragon would be on guard now.

[Wait better idea!]
The dragon unknowingly picked Buckbeak up with the rest of the apples and Buckbeak fell into the nest.

[Guest]

Sassybaskets sat on the apples so that anything that wasn't a real apple would be squished to death. He fished out the Buckbeak-apple and set it on the ground before him so he could roast it. Sassy likes his apple roasted.

[Guest]

[Daw, you arn't playing fair.]

Buckbeak died and the crusade was over the end.

[Guest]

Sassybaskets breathed a perfectly aimed stream of fire at Rodolphus, burning him dead in a million different ways. The apples were unharmed. He put them in his nest.

[I ran off so that didn't happen.]

[John Applemuncher- Inact]

[Daw, you arn't playing fair.]

Buckbeak died and the crusade was over the end.

IT WILL NEVER BE OVER!

John ran in and revived buckbeak with the sands of time. Because he is the new guardian of the dagger. After having traveled back in time a minute, he ran in with just enough time to push buckbeak out of the way, unfortunately burning his leg in the process.

[He also did something about the squished to death thing...idk what, magic can fix that if he's on the verge of death..so..YEAH!]

[Guest]

Buckbeaks' head was full of fuck because of time travel.

Prince Applemuncher had saved him probably! The evil Visier Sassybaskets would face the wrath of the combined Fruits-That-Are-Nice. [Or whatever we are called.]

Launching himself at the dragon's exposed underbelly Buckbeak let out a roar-squawk.

[Also Lestrange is like dying of being on fire and I was dying of squishy.]

[HorcruxHunter]

-I failed. don't mind me.-

[John Applemuncher- Inact]

John used rope to seal the Dragon's mouth shut, so no more fire spewing could occur, he then used transfiguration to turn it to metal so it couldn't be broken easily.

[Guest]

Suddenly John was George.

Buckbeak resisted dealing the death blow, it was not fitting to destroy a defeated enemy. He would retreat for now, scooping up the remains of the Doctor and John onto his back.

[Guest]

Sassybaskets huffed and puffed and blew the house down but he couldn't get rid of the metal rope thing. So instead he stomped on everything in sight. Thankfully he had armor on because he's not one of those pussy dragons that doesn't protect their underside, so Buckbeak didn't hurt him. Instead he picked Applemuncher up in one giant claw and started to squeeze.

[HorcruxHunter]

I failed again..

[John Applemuncher- Inact]

John squirmed as the pressure increased. He used his wand to shoot fire at the dragon, momentarily distracting it so that he was dropped.

[Guest]

Sassybaskets roared or something.

[John Applemuncher- Inact]

John ran away, summoning as many apples as he could manage with his wand and taking them to the doctor.

[Daphne Greengrass]

Dee falls out of a tree at Sassy's roaring. She had heard tell of the Applecalypse, and she knew she had to get involved to protect the precious apples. She brushed off her apple bottom jeans, and hid in the bushes waiting for the prime opportunity to attack.

[Guest]

Sassybaskets turned and saw Dee. As she was wearing apple bottom jeans, he didn't feel the need to attack. As there may or may not be a tornado in my vicinity, I don't feel like posting more. Sorry.

[Daphne Greengrass]

Callie understands, and will not blame you if your dad drags you downstairs. Dee's face was like this when she saw Sassybaskets look at her. Would the dragon attack? Would Dee's legs be gnawed off and put in a stew? Stay tuned.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor walks over and sits down under a tree in all his blue mod glory that magically showed up when Alex got home today.

[Guest]

Eowyn forgot to PM you about that. She should go do that...

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