Re: The Quidditch Pitch

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 10:05 am

[You, Regulus Black, are dead. Dead to me. I am going to give Cedric Diggory flying lessons and I shall teach him the wronski feint. Good day to you sir.]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 2:45 pm

[Nooooooooo! I'm sorry. I love youuuuuuuu. You can't teach him the wronski feint! That's way worse! *runs away to cry*]

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 3:36 pm

Viktor Krum wrote:[You, Regulus Black, are dead. Dead to me. I am going to give Cedric Diggory flying lessons and I shall teach him the wronski feint. Good day to you sir.]

[I WARNED YOU!]

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 3:36 pm

Regulus Black wrote:[Nooooooooo! I'm sorry. I love youuuuuuuu. You can't teach him the wronski feint! That's way worse! *runs away to cry*]

[LYER!!!!!!]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 4:13 pm

[YOU DO NOT LOVE ME! YOU HATE ME AND YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO BREAK MY HEART!!! -stabs self in chest and twist the knife- I NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE RIDE MY BROOM! NEVER!]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 4:44 pm

[No you only offered to POLISH CED'S BROOM. Way way way worse. That's what you get.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 4:48 pm

[-is still twisting knife- NO NO NO! HIS BROOM WAS CRAPPY SO I FIXED IT UP! IT'S BETTER THAN LETTING HIM SHARE A BROOM WITH ME!!!]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 4:57 pm

[He can't fly! I promised him like a month ago I'd help! He's not even thinking about Gelly like that at all right now, unlike you and that spare!]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 4:59 pm

Tamsyn Marvene Riddle wrote:[well riding a broom and grabbing balls isn't that hard... obviously you should practice... JUST NOT WITH REG!]

[I just saw that. I love you.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 4:59 pm

[FINE! JUST GO FLY AROUND AND DO DRUGS WITH WHAT'S HIS FACE THEN! I'LL JUST BE ALONE FOREVER AND DIE, A LONELY, SEXY MAN!
...
I'm shaving off my goatee now...bye]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 5:01 pm

[This is bullshit. You're the one who talks about Cum on Skype every day. I WAS JEALOUS.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 5:02 pm

[I DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT EVERYDAY!!! I TALK ABOUT KRACK MORE AND CEDRIC HAS LOUDRIC NOW!]

**Daphne Greengrass** May 3rd 2010, 5:03 pm

[It's true. She does. Half the time when we text it SOMEHOW turns into a "Yay Krack!" conversation.]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 5:07 pm

[Not when I'm around. ALL I HEAR IS CUM CUM CUM. Oh. On a other note, we now have competition for hottest and cutest yaoi. I disapprove. This means Krack smut soon.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 5:09 pm

[1. I hope Gellert falls off the broom to his death
2. Loudric is NOT cute
3. Nothing can ever beat Krack...ever]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 5:16 pm

[I actually really like Loudric even if they so stole the quidditch pitch kiss from Krack. Also, unlike you, reg will tell Viktor about this. Not hide things like fooling around on the pitch with some stupid spare.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 5:17 pm

[Ummm....THAT WAS JUST QUIDDITCH TALK! This! This! -tears up- Is Reg going to tell him about the drugs? Hmmm?]

Katie Bell May 3rd 2010, 5:20 pm

Viktor Krum wrote:[You, Regulus Black, are dead. Dead to me. I am going to give Cedric Diggory flying lessons and I shall teach him the wronski feint. Good day to you sir.]

[Just give him a blowjob. Much easier. And no, I'm not punishing Reg for how much of an ass Sirius is. No... definatly not]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 5:21 pm

[Quidditch talk?!?! Bullshit. And NO he won't. Because you are a meanie who wants Cum. Which I just realize could actually potentially be canon.]

Katie Bell May 3rd 2010, 5:22 pm

Regulus Black wrote:[Quidditch talk?!?! Bullshit. And NO he won't. Because you are a meanie who wants Cum. Which I just realize could actually potentially be canon.]

[Canon? WHat is this you talk of?]

**Daphne Greengrass** May 3rd 2010, 5:22 pm

[OMFG IT'S KATIE BELL. *hides* PLEASE DON'T KILL POOR INNOCENT DEE.

*notices there is a conversation going on* Oh, hey... I'll just be going now. *sprints away*]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 5:22 pm

[OMR! IF IT WERE UP TO ME THERE WOULD BE NO CUM AND KRACK WOULD LAST FOREVER, BUT YOU WANT GELLERUS!]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 5:25 pm

[Actually I want Vikellus. But whatever.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 3rd 2010, 5:27 pm

[-does not want Vikellus and kindly points to my lack of a Cum banner and your Gellerus banner-]

Guest May 3rd 2010, 5:31 pm

[Only because nobody has made one yet.]

Sponsored content