Re: The Quidditch Pitch

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 6:28 am

Viktor has abs of steel and pities Sirius' knees. "Better a rapist than an egotistical, annoying git." He leaned in close to Sirius' face and smirked. "Vy do I need to tell you anyvay? Is there a reason that my opinion of your kissing is that important to you?"

Guest May 26th 2010, 6:37 am

Sirius yelps as his knee hits what feels like solid metal. "Goddamn, you're solid muscle, aren't you?! Your abs are rock hard, dammit," he complained, and Eowyn thinks that with Viktor laying pressed up on top of Sirius, they're probably not the only things rock hard. "Well hell yeah, your opinion matters, because ONE you happen to be my best friend, and TWO, you're VIKTOR. FUCKING. KRUM. Do you know what it would do for me if I got to brag that I was Viktor Krum's number one experience?! Not that I need yet another reason for women to flock to me."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 6:42 am

[OMR -dies- HAHAHAHHHAHAHA]

Viktor laughs. "I know. Jealous?" he asks with a sexy smirk. "It's not fair that I get to be this sexy and muscular while people like Percy Weasley exist. It's sad really. And I'm kind of scared of vot vould happen to you ego if you vere my number von experience."

**Molly Prewett** May 26th 2010, 6:43 am

I would offer to judge that contest....

*again not realising she's spoken out loud*

Guest May 26th 2010, 6:45 am

"Jealous? Nah. Women might be too intimidated, don't want to scare them off. You're practically inhuman!" he joked, amused by the fact that he finds himself perfectly at ease lying on the grass in the mud, with Viktor on top of him. He was completely aware that this situation was far from relaxing for the other man, and quite possibly entirely too stimulating. He bursts out laughing at his comment, grinning up at him. "Ah, yeah. Entirely unfair that men such as you and I exist- imagine all the ugly people out there, unable to get any, when either of us would just have to wink and we'd have whoever we wanted in our arms. Well, almost- it still won't work on me, no matter how hard you are- I am not intimidated or persuaded!" Sirius rolls his eyes. "Really, are you not used to my ego by now? Honestly, Viktor..."

**Remus Lupin** May 26th 2010, 6:48 am

[*thinks it's entirely fair that since Remus isn't hearing Mya's comments, she won't hear him if he talks about being the mud out loud*]

Remus is still too distracted to hear Hermione and wonders if there will be anymore wrestling. "...and if there is, I wish I was that mud..."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 6:50 am

Viktor ignores Sirius' comment about being hard because he's taking it as a double meaning and doesn't care at the moment. "I am used to it. A bit sick of it actually. Almost enough to make me consider knocking you out of the top three."

**Molly Prewett** May 26th 2010, 6:50 am

*suddenly wishes she was mud too, but doesn't really take in what Remus is saying*

[OMFG GUYS WOULD YOU KISS ALREADY? I HAVE A MEETING IN 10 MINUTES.....]

Guest May 26th 2010, 6:53 am

[HAHHAHAHAA]

Sirius is offended. "Aw, don't say that, it's part of who I am! And you like me, I know you do," he teased, running a finger along his jaw. Sirius, luckily, is wearing jeans and not tight pants or he would probably be freaking out right now about what he would be able to feel. "You wouldn't do that to me," he said with a smirk. "We both know just how amazing that night was for you. Dream come true," he mocked.

**Molly Prewett** May 26th 2010, 6:55 am

[AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND EVERYTHING.... TOMORROW. BUT STILL!!!!]

**Remus Lupin** May 26th 2010, 6:56 am

Remus wonders what night this was...and why he couldn't have been there to watch. And no, he is not drooling over this scene. Nope. Not at all.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 6:56 am

He smirks. "Too late. You're out. Off the top 10 in fact. This moment, however, is in the top three." He takes advantage of Sirius' confused expression and kisses him on the lips.

**Remus Lupin** May 26th 2010, 6:58 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. If Remus could he'd be flailing about now...and he is decidedly more jealous of Viktor at the moment...because he, himself, has kissed Sirius before. And even if it wasn't a really good kiss...well it was still good for him...yeah.... DAMNIWISHIWASHIM,IWISHIWASHIM,IWISHIWASHIM...

**Molly Prewett** May 26th 2010, 6:59 am

[THANK YOU]

*Hermione dies. The end.*

[back soon....]

Guest May 26th 2010, 7:00 am

Sirius yelps and kicks Viktor as hard as he can in the chest, which must hurt a whole damn lot given that Sirius is wearing his usual combat boots. He scrambles to his feet and tackles Viktor to the ground, and proceeds to punch him repeatedly in the stomach, not so hard that he hurts his hands too badly. "YOU. ARE. AWFUL. I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH. YOU. GROSS. LITTLE. TWIT. OH. MY. MERLIN. YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. PAY. DEAR. LORD. YOU. REMIND. ME. OF. REMUS. YOU. ARE. BOTH. EQUALLY. TERRIBLE. EVEN. IF. I. KNOW. I. AM. IRRESISTIBLE. YOU. DO. NOT. GET. TO. RAPE. ME." He yells all of that, punching between each word.

**Remus Lupin** May 26th 2010, 7:01 am

AWWW HELLZ NO. YOU DID NOT JUST TOSS ME IN THERE. NO. FUCKING. WAY. *covers Mya's ears and whistles*

Remus just squeaks.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 7:03 am

Viktor laughs despite the pain in his stomach from the kick that hurts a hell of a lot. He pushes Sirius off of him and straddles him again. "No von calls me a rapist. You haven't seen rapist yet. I vould show you vot a rapist looks like...but I don't vant to sink to Grindevald's low standards."

Guest May 26th 2010, 7:05 am

Sirius shrieks and bats at his face with his hands, flailing about wildly but not really doing anything serious to get him away. "Nooooo! NO RAPE! NO RAPE! BESIDES, IF ANYONE IS DOING ANY RAPING, I DEMAND IT BE ME. I WOULD SO NOT BE THE RAPE-EE, DAMMIT!" Sirius laughs hysterically, whacking him in the face.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 7:08 am

Viktor laughs and shakes his head. "Nu-uh. You're the egotistical git remember? I'm the rapist. Ve already established this."

Guest May 26th 2010, 7:15 am

Sirius face palms. "YEAH. WITH OTHER PEOPLE. If there is any sex to be had, I am SO topping. I do NOT catch, you hear me!"

**Remus Lupin** May 26th 2010, 7:18 am

Remus is about dead too. If Sirius and Viktor noticed them right now...well they'd just be looking at two very dead people with a baby who had no idea what was going on.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 7:20 am

"OH HELL NO. I AM ALVAYS ON TOP! EVERY. FUCKING. TIME."

Guest May 26th 2010, 7:23 am

Sirius lets out a low growl, leaning in to Viktor's face, so close that their noses touch. "Oh, not with me, you wouldn't be," he replied evenly. "I always dominate. And I do believe it's you who wants me- I'd have you begging," he said, his voice gruff and his eyes narrowing.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 26th 2010, 7:24 am

Viktor smirks. "I believe you are confused because right now, I happen to be on top. Also, I don't beg. It's beneath me."

Guest May 26th 2010, 7:27 am

"You're on top because I let you be there," he replied, and promptly wrapped his legs around Viktor's waist as he rolled him over again. Sirius pinned him down, his hand pressing firmly on his bare chest as he grinned wildly. "I do believe you're confused- you are beneath me. And you like it. You like it because I say you like it," he whispered huskily.

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