Re: The Quidditch Pitch

**Daphne Greengrass** July 3rd 2010, 3:33 am

HERE IS THE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF THINGS BECAUSE NEVILLE IS SO GODDAMN IMPATIENT.
-Marcus says some more shit.
-Dee smacks a bludger at his head, and he's knocked off his broom. She's so cool.
-Other teammates catch Marcus the Whiner, and they take him to the hospital wing.
-Dee skips off, feeling accomplished.

Guest July 3rd 2010, 3:49 am

And Regulus is laughing hysterically as he leaves, and makes a mental note to give Dee a cookie next time he sees her.

Guest July 10th 2010, 6:23 pm

SO SIRIUS IS HERE WITH HIS BFF BECAUSE THEY HAVE A COMPLETELY PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP AND THERE IS NO SEXUAL TENSION HERE WHATSOEVER ~~okay so maybe a little on viktor's part but~~ NOTHING ON SIRIUS' PART NOT EVER NO HE IS STRAIGHT.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 6:27 pm

Viktor is here. Not raping Sirius even though Regulus won't let Viktor sex him up. Grrrr. "So, still sore from our last time together?" he asked with a smirk, NOT thinking about the showers. Nope. Not at all.

Guest July 10th 2010, 6:28 pm

Sirius stuck his tongue out at Viktor but grinned. "No, I'm not sore. Won't lie, I probably would be, if it weren't for your fantastic skills as a masseuse," he said, mounting his broom and kicking off into the air.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 6:32 pm

Viktor smiles smugly because he is the best masseuse in all of Hogwarts. He releases a snitch and mounts his broom, takes off after Sirius, his BFF, his bromantical friend, his puppy, his um...Yeah.

Guest July 10th 2010, 6:33 pm

Sirius rolls his eyes. "Viktor, do you really expect me to catch that thing, even WITHOUT competing with you? That thing is TINY! A man like me like things of larger proportion," he said with a lewd gesture that would have greatly offended his girlfriend, despite the fact that she certainly fits the description.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 6:38 pm

Bleh. Viktor rolls his eyes because girls are icky. "It's not that small, honestly now. I could catch that thing vhile riding my broom backvards," he said with a laugh.

Guest July 10th 2010, 6:41 pm

Sirius glared. "YOU'RE VIKTOR FUCKING KRUM, I KNOW, WE ALL GET IT, MAN. And they say I'm the one with the ego, puh-lease..."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 6:43 pm

Viktor laughs. "Yeah, but my ego vill never be as big as yours. Trust me." Viktor is bigger than Sirius in other ways. Mhmm.

Guest July 10th 2010, 6:47 pm

NOT BY MUCH AND VIKTOR KNOWS IT. Sirius laughs and speeds after him, tossing a quaffle back and forth between his hands for fun. "Hey, I can't help it if I'm sexy as hell, am fairly talented, and happened to be one of the most desired guys in this school. It's not like I asked to be this gorgeous," he said with a wink, shaking his hair out of his stormy grey eyes.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 6:51 pm

Viktor chuckles as he flies around looking for the snitch. "I'm all those things too. Except, I'm more than fairly talented," he said with a wink. "Too bad none of the girls here vill ever get a chance vith Viktor Fucking Krum. Vot a shame."

Guest July 10th 2010, 6:53 pm

"Ah, it's alright- I'm depriving the male population, aren't I? Pity. Though, to be fair, a few have garnered a kiss or two from me... VIKTOR KRUM," he said with a glare and a laugh. "Though, you aren't the only one."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 6:56 pm

Viktor smirked. "No. I vosn't the only von, but I'm pretty sure you said I vos definitely the hottest von. Don't think I forgot that."

Guest July 10th 2010, 7:00 pm

Sirius looks contemplative and smirks at Viktor. "Oh, I don't know about that, Moony's a real hottie, after all," he joked. "I mean, just check out that arse," he said, doubling over on his broom with laughter. "Honestly, I have to say it's probably a good thing I have no idea what his arse looks like, as I guess that means I've never looked."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 7:05 pm

"I'm sure you haven't Mr. I'm-So-Straight," he said with a laugh. "But for the record, my arse is better. There's a song about it apparently."

Guest July 10th 2010, 7:06 pm

"... Really? Your fangirls made a song about your arse? I... I'm not sure I have words for that. That... that is pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie," he said with a laugh, tossing the quaffle through the hoop and flying around to catch it. "You know, flying with you would be a lot easier if you could actually handle a quaffle."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 7:07 pm

"Not fangirls," he said with a grin. "Just von very drunk fanboy, and I can so handle a quaffle," he said, rolling his eyes. "It's not that hard. I'm just not a chaser."

Guest July 10th 2010, 7:10 pm

"... Drunken fanboy? Does his name start with an R, by any chance?" Sirius rolled his eyes and chucked the quaffle at Viktor's head when he wasn't looking.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 7:14 pm

"It might," he said with a smirk, hearing something whizzing towards his head and turning to catch it at the last second because Sirius has tortured Viktor enough. He doesn't need to hit his big head. Jerk. "Trying to knock me out, are ve?" he asked, chucking the Quaffle back at Sirius. Hard. Yeah. He threw it hard. Harder than his dick was the other day in the shower. That's how hard he threw it.

Guest July 10th 2010, 7:17 pm

OH DAMN THAT'S PRETTY HARD.

Sirius barely manages to keep the ball from taking his own head off and glares. "HEY! AT LEAST I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL YOU! ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY HEAD OFF!? And here I am, thinking you like me. I'm hurt, Viktor."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 7:20 pm

IT DOESN'T GET MUCH HARDER THAN THAT.

"Sorrrrrry. I didn't mean to throw it that hard," he said with a smirk because Viktor Krum doesn't know his own strength. 'Vy vould I try to take your pretty head off anyvay? he asked with a laugh.

Guest July 10th 2010, 7:24 pm

Sirius glowered and chucked the ball at Viktor's stomach, just for good measure. "I don't know! I thought you were my BFF. THIS BETRAYAL, IT STINGSSS!" Sirius clutches at his heart dramatically, and in doing so loses balance on his broom, nearly falls off, has to clamber back on, and it's pretty damn funny, so he's laughing like crazy too. "Shut up. Don't mock me. We can't all be as cool as you. BUT I'M STILL PRETTIER THAN YOU. Maybe that's why you're trying to get rid of me, so you'll be the pretty one. WELL I'M STILL PRETTIER WHEN I'M DEAD. I'm so hot, I can make maggots look good."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 10th 2010, 7:30 pm

Viktor caught the ball as it hit his rock hard abs. "You're lucky that I have abs of steel so that didn't hurt. And yes. You caught me. I'm jealous because you're the pretty boy of Hogvarts, and I'm just Viktor Krum. There. I admit it. I feel much better now," he said with a dramatic nod, chucking the ball back with less force this time

Guest July 10th 2010, 7:33 pm

Sirius smirks and laughs as he tosses it back, flying higher over the pitch. "Hey, we knew you had to admit it someday," he said with a chuckle. "You might be a hulking mass of muscle, but my smile? There's nothing like it. See? I'm gorgeous." Sirius flashes him his sexiest smile of all time. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SORRY VIKTOR YOU PROBABLY FELL OFF YOUR BROOM THERE.

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