Re: The Hallway

Guest November 2nd 2010, 11:47 pm

... YOU WILL NOT! NOT BEFORE MY DATE, WOMAN! GOD, I HATE YOU! Also, Inner Severus is gaping, way to go, bitch. <3 Sirius is just rolling his eyes and coming up with rude comments.

Sirius' happy grin falters for a moment as he stops mid-strut, having nearly leo-strutted directly into Pansy. "Out of my way, bitch," he growled, getting irritated out of habit, already, really.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 2nd 2010, 11:54 pm

Oh dear Merlin, Sev. Get a hold of yourse----- Nevermind. >.>

Pansy laughed at him as his smile faded and he attempted to sound intimidating. "I'm not in your way. Your way goes right around there." She pointed in a circle around to the right of her, because obviously the inferior people are supposed to walk AROUND the superior ones, I mean really Sirius, you should know this.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 12:01 am

BAHAHAHAAH! I love you. He... did exactly that. *blinks and gags*

Sirius does indeed know this, and wonders why this bitch isn't getting out of his fucking way. "Excuse me? I don't think you seem to get it. See, when you blunder into my path, you apologize, and you get out of my way. Or, since you're apparently too stupid to comprehend that, I'll help you out," he said, grabbing her by the shoulders and promptly shoving her out of the way. Classy, Sirius, real classy. At least you'd probably make your daddy proud or something.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:10 am

"Wow, you know... thank you." She mocked him with drippingly sarcastic gratitude. Yep. "I wouldn't have been able to step sideways on my own. How kind." She reached up and knocked his hands away, proceeding to follow it up with a shove to his own shoulders. "Next time, though, don't touch me. I can't be getting blood traitor germs on me. Couldn't stand for my family to hate me like yours does." Sure, Pans, go right for the gut, huh?

Guest November 3rd 2010, 12:12 am

"Blood traitor? You damn well got that right," he snapped, though he immediately regretted it-- if word got around to mummy dearest, that he was saying things like that... but how much did it matter, really? What did he really have left at home, anyway? Besides the bike, of course. "I'd rather be hated, than live my life like you do, acting like you're so much fucking better, 'cause you're all fuckin' each other so as not to spoil the blood."

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:19 am

"But that's the funny thing, Black. If you even deserve to be called Black anymore, that is. We are so much better. We are the duelists, the rich, the elite, the successful, the proud, the feared and respected." She'd tilted her chin up, the pride her parents had taught her as a child shining through in this moment. Sure, Pansy wasn't the most pureblood righteous person out there, but she was damn well proud of it anyway. And besides, I'm like 99% sure Parkinson isn't even connected in with the other families. She's a rarity if that's true, sure, but whatever. "Really though, you should figure out your stand. Am I fucking everyone or no one? Because I could swear last time we talked, you said no one would ever touch me." She laughed and traced the back of her fingernails on his cheek, trying not to think about how gross he probably was and how many times she'd wash her hand later.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 12:26 am

Eowyn giggles... because if Pansy looks at her hand, she'll see the foundation coming off of him because Molly had loaded his face with it to cover the bruise Rad left. Poor Sirius. Sirius, however, snatches her by the wrist, and grips her tightly, and while he's no mass of muscle like Rad, he isn't weak, either, and his grip is firm. "Keep your hands off me, bitch. Or I'll just have to snap your wrist, before you go touching me again. And I didn't mean you specifically were doing the fucking-- more your parents, like all the lovely pureblood families. Personally, I rather disapprove of all the inbreeding, which is why it pays to be of the House of Black, if I must be, one of our kind," he laughed shortly, though it must be noted that Sirius is not actually inbred going back to Phineas, at least, because I totally just looked up his family tree out of sheer curiosity. "But I'll stick by my statement-- you wanna get laid? Try taking the stick out of your ass and quit dressing like a goddamn nun-- although, I must say at least this is something of an improvement," he mocked, his eyes resting on her chest for a moment, and now Severus tries to kill Sirius for looking.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:44 am

Luckily Pansy didn't happen to look at her hand, because she probably would have mocked him mercilessly for wearing makeup and she'd find a way to take it all off him so that his lovely bruise would be displayed proudly for his date. How lovely. "Snap my wrist? Oh yeah, that'll teach me. And just so you know, my family tree is perfectly normal." She glared at him, not bothering to pull her hand away yet. Not that she might have been able to, his grip was tight and her wrist was thin, allowing his hand to wrap entirely around it. "Who says I want to get laid? And why should I follow any piece of advice you give me?" She noticed his eyes traveling and where they stopped, her lips parting in a sneer. Her free hand shot forward, gripping viciously in just the perfect spot to get his attention and get him to leave her alone. Yep. "Thanks, but no thanks. I'd appreciate it if you minded your stupidity in judging me, and your wandering eyes, Black."

Guest November 3rd 2010, 12:51 am

Oh. My. God.
Be right back, dying over this in my head.
Sirius' heart just stopped beating, Severus is refusing to give him CPR, and Rad is too busy rolling on the ground laughing hysterically to do a damn thing.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 12:51 am

Head banging also, btw.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:52 am

Hahahahahahahaha I love you <3

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:52 am

Draco is so proud of Pansy he doesn't actually have words.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 12:54 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:Draco is so proud of Pansy he doesn't actually have words.

Rad seconds this. Oh my god I can't type a reply I'm laughing so fucking hard right now. Sirius is praying to the god of leather and metal that his thick leather pants protected him from that hurting like a bitch... I would have died if I'd had him wear the other outfit with skinny jeans...

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:56 am

Pansy and I are WAY more amused by this than we should be.

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 12:56 am

According to guys who I have debated this with no amount of protection can make it not hurt.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 1:09 am

I didn't say it woudln't hurt, I meant it would hurt less >_> Sirius is still crying over his man bits in my head and I can't type a repsonse wiht my stupid mother here argh

Guest November 3rd 2010, 1:31 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:Luckily Pansy didn't happen to look at her hand, because she probably would have mocked him mercilessly for wearing makeup and she'd find a way to take it all off him so that his lovely bruise would be displayed proudly for his date. How lovely. "Snap my wrist? Oh yeah, that'll teach me. And just so you know, my family tree is perfectly normal." She glared at him, not bothering to pull her hand away yet. Not that she might have been able to, his grip was tight and her wrist was thin, allowing his hand to wrap entirely around it. "Who says I want to get laid? And why should I follow any piece of advice you give me?" She noticed his eyes traveling and where they stopped, her lips parting in a sneer. Her free hand shot forward, gripping viciously in just the perfect spot to get his attention and get him to leave her alone. Yep. "Thanks, but no thanks. I'd appreciate it if you minded your stupidity in judging me, and your wandering eyes, Black."

SPOILER IS RATED FOR THE NARWHALS AND UNICORNS:

Spoiler:

Sirius promptly yelps in pain as Pansy makes a grab for his precious parts, immediately losing his grasp on the girl as he slaps her hard across the face, mostly in an attempt to get her to release the bit of his soul she held in her hands. His eyes are livid as he steps backwards away from her, his hands held in front of his privates in case the psycho bitch tries for another go at them. "You bloody bitch, you fuckin' lousy cunt. You'll pay, mark my words, Parkinson," he snapped, scowling angrily at her as he whipped out his wand, debating between hexing her and just walking away before he ruined his hair before his big date.

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 1:33 am

YOU
JUST
SLAPPED
PANSY
*IS MAKING A COMBINATION OF THIS FACE: O.O AND THIS FACE :O AND NOW WANTS TO USE POINTY LEMUR CLAWS TO MESS UP YOUR FACE*

Guest November 3rd 2010, 1:35 am

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
CARADOC IS THE ONE ALL 'DO NOT BE HITTIN A WOMAN'
SIRIUS WAS RAISED BY THE BLACKS
HE DOES NOT RESPECT WOMEN
HE IS A WOMAN BEATER!
-facepalms-

If you'd really like I'll go edit my post to the spoiler.
-blinks-

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 1:36 am

You do and I will start hitch hiking tonight and by tomorrow morning your brain will be in a jam jar and I will be happily ripping off the Sirius part and skewering it and roasting it over an open flame.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 1:37 am

...
IT IS NOT FAULT IF HE CANNOT CONTROL HIS BODY'S REACTIONS

**Remus Lupin** November 3rd 2010, 1:38 am

D:
Remus asks that that does not happen...soooo...he's telling Sirius to behave himself.

Guest November 3rd 2010, 1:39 am

...
*sticks out tongue and keeps original post as is*
*is a woman beater*

Guest November 3rd 2010, 1:40 am

Gotta go for a while-- driving home... be back on within an hour.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 1:48 am

Sirius Black wrote:SPOILER IS RATED FOR THE NARWHALS AND UNICORNS:
Spoiler:

Sirius promptly yelps in pain as Pansy makes a grab for his precious parts, immediately losing his grasp on the girl as he slaps her hard across the face, mostly in an attempt to get her to release the bit of his soul she held in her hands. His eyes are livid as he steps backwards away from her, his hands held in front of his privates in case the psycho bitch tries for another go at them. "You bloody bitch, you fuckin' lousy cunt. You'll pay, mark my words, Parkinson," he snapped, scowling angrily at her as he whipped out his wand, debating between hexing her and just walking away before he ruined his hair before his big date.

Pansy pulled her hand away as he released her wrist, but her face was knocked to the side as his hand struck her and she cried out in surprise. She let go, naturally, and put her own hand to her face, praying it wasn't bleeding, or at least that it wouldn't bruise badly. That would raise too many questions of what happened and who'd done it, along with too many assumptions that it was Draco, and she didn't want to deal with that. She glared at him, the impish smirk returning to her lips as she saw how uncomfortable he was. She lowered her hand from her face, pulling her own wand out of her pocket as he'd raised his. "What, are you going to curse me? I thought you only knew how to fight like a muggle, Black. ~~Or am I wrong and you just whipped out your non-magical wand and hex is a new euphemism for sex, because that clearly turned you on so much and you want more where that came from?~~ You clearly don't learn a lesson very easily."

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