Re: A Hidden Alcove

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor doesn't care if he has detention for the rest of his life. Justina is the worst punishment of all, therefore he takes a nice, extremely long drag of the joint, not caring if McGoogles sees because he needs something to clear his mind right now. Justina. Watching. Him. He sighs happily, his thoughts sort of fading away as he snuggles up with Molly, wondering where the cameras are. "Vot if...Ve destroy th-- Woah! My friend, Herm-own-ninny, has memorized Hogvarts: A History. She says they can't use electronics in Hogvarts so how the hell are they recording all this!?" he asks, starting to panic again. If they were using cameras, they could just destroy them and be done with it. But now...Viktor has no idea what to do.

[Molly Prewett]

[sorry - had to go be supervisory! will reply asap xx]

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

[Okay! No rush! It is time...*watches season one finale*]

[Molly Prewett]

Viktor doesn't care if he has detention for the rest of his life. Justina is the worst punishment of all, therefore he takes a nice, extremely long drag of the joint, not caring if McGoogles sees because he needs something to clear his mind right now. Justina. Watching. Him. He sighs happily, his thoughts sort of fading away as he snuggles up with Molly, wondering where the cameras are. "Vot if...Ve destroy th-- Woah! My friend, Herm-own-ninny, has memorized Hogvarts: A History. She says they can't use electronics in Hogvarts so how the hell are they recording all this!?" he asks, starting to panic again. If they were using cameras, they could just destroy them and be done with it. But now...Viktor has no idea what to do.

[As much as Inner!Molly usually goes OMGWHOISTOUCHINGME!? whenever anyone outside her family hugs her or something, she is AWWING so hard right now because they are having BFF snuggles.]

Molly giggles feebly because they are so, so screwed right now. Between the teachers watching their every move and Justina likely masturbating over Viktor's every move, they may as well have fun as they go down in flames of epic, awesome delinquency, right? "OhmyGod, I bet there's, like, surveillance charms all over Hogwarts and stuff! That's totally how Dumbles reckons he knows everything, right? Hi, Alby!" she squeals, waving around at random because surely the charm will pick that up, and it's always good to acknowledge people around you even if you can't see them. "You know what, Vik- Vikky- Viktor," she says, taking three goes to get it right. "I bet a good Muffliato would, like, totally screw with their audio. But I won't do that cause I am nice. So, like, why doesn't Kingsley like me?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

[OMG YAY! INNER!VIKTOR WAS WORRIED THAT SHE'D FREAK OUT...BUT SHE STARTED IT...AND HE'S HIGH, SO HE FIGURED WHY NOT!? XD]

Viktor twitches at the thought of Justina masturbating to him smoking Gillyweed, and whatever else he's been caught doing on camera. Oh jeez. Hope that pineapple picnic wasn't featured on the show. He waves to Dumbles, wherever he's watching from before turning back to Molly. Looks like they're back to the Kingsley deal again. Hope he's not watching this show-- Viktor blinks. "Oh my god. Vot....if Kingsley is, like, the producer of the show! And he's just being mean to you to cause drama and get higher ratings!?"

[Molly Prewett]

Molly flails so hard she falls off the stone bench and onto the stone floor. Except everything all sort of happens in slow motion. Ouch. Good thing her butt is already cracked or it might've been broken then. "Like, what?" she says from the floor, apparently not really realising that one should not spend so much time conversing from the floor. "Um, like, seriously? As if I need any help there! I bet I am just totally, like, a ratings machine or votever. Maybe he's from a rival network and he's trying to sabotage my awesometasticness. Like, as if," Molly scoffs, a little of her old self shining through with the weed as she contemplates anyone being able to de-awesomeify her.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"This is true," he mumbles as he strokes his goatee, very deep in thought. "Vell, it's not our fault that his show is a fail, and yours is just...awesome. Maybe if he vos nicer, you vould have let him come on your show as a guest or something. But no! He had to just try and do things the hard vay," he says, shaking his head in disapproval. "It doesn't take a genius to figure out that it's impossible to try and unawesometize somevon as awesome as a Prewett. Especially Molly because everyvon knows that she's the most awesome of all the Prewett siblings."

[Molly Prewett]

"But vhy isn't he nicer?" Molly whines, her mood flip-flopping around... like she now is on the stone floor because Kingsley makes her feel like a fish out of water. "I want him to be in my show! I want him to co-star. And I have, like, no idea why I want him in my show because he's, like, so not-friendly to me. I don't get it! It's all so, so, so.... un-Prewett. This is so uncool. I mean, look at how freakin' un-positive I'm sounding. Like, so many negatives! It's all not good," she comments, waving her hand as if she could shoo the negatives away.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor frouts and slowly lowers himself to the floor next to Molly, ignoring the fact that the walls are spinning around them. It looks sort of cool, actually. "Vell...Um. Ve'll talk to him, yeah? Draw up a contract and everything. How could he say no? He'd have to be crazy insane to turn down being a co-star on the Molly Prewett show. Or, or, or you could start a new show! Cooking vith Molly! And he can be your sexy assistant who helps you out in the kitchen. How do you like the sound of that?"

[Molly Prewett]

Molly shrugs, which is sort of like more flailing, really, the way she's doing it. Those spinning walls are really, really distracting, making it hard for her to get all her deep and thoughtful thoughts out about how she doesn't want him to be contracted to be her co-star and then be stuck because he signed up, she wants him to want to be there. And then there's the dancing elephants yammering something about how Molly doesn't let anyone into her kitchen while she's cooking, except sometimes Gideon gets to be her big brotherly assistant because it's fun, and Molly stops flailing suddenly. "Like, whoa," she mutters, curls up into a ball, and has a snooze with Viktor's leg as her pillow.

Ten minutes later she wakes up as if there's been no interruption at all. "Elephants are loud," she informs Viktor, because Mya is feeling a bit uncreative at the moment.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor just sits there as Molly takes a little nap, watching the golden snitches flying around his head. Woah. They are just so...golden. It only feels like a few seconds later when Molly wakes up and Viktor looks down at her and smiles happily. "Vot? Oh. Elephants. I vo-- Molly, you have four eyes," he says, his eyes widening as he stares at Molly's face. "...Is this real life?"

[Molly Prewett]

Molly bolts upright and pokes herself in the eyes in her desperation to ascertain exactly how many there are. She covers her face with her hands. "What? OhmyGod! I have, like, four eyes and none of them are working! That. Is. So. Weird. Like, whoa," Molly breathes, pawing at her face for a few minutes before deciding she should check and see if that's normal, so she starts pawing at Viktor's face, just to compare. "Your face is, like, kinda fuzzy," she giggles, patting his goatee.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"It's vot!?" he asks in shock as he brings his hands up to his face. Oh, it's just his goatee. He sighs with relief, not minding that Molly is touching Little Roberto because she is his BFF. She, along with Hermione and Cedric, are permitted to touch. And only them...Maybe Rolf on occasion but only if they're both naked. I won't go into details on this. If you would like to know more about who can touch the goatee, and under what conditions, please read the manual; Viktor's Goatee: To Stroke or Not to Stroke?' "Oh. That fuzzy. I thought...maybe I vos turning into a bear or something, like this von!" He pulls out his wand and it takes a few tries, but he eventually gets it right. Magic is hard when you're not sober. He casts his patronus, grinning happily as the bear comes out of his wand and sits there staring at them. "Hello," he says with a big grin as he waves at the bear. The bear waves back.

[Molly Prewett]

Well Molly is glad she hasn't offended Viktor by getting overfamiliar with Little Roberto and promises never to touch him when she's sober. Unless Viktor asks. Then she would do it. But she kind of hopes he doesn't ask because that would be a bit weird. She giggles a little bit. "Did you know in the gay community, a hairy man is called a bear. Like, whoa. I feel like you should totally know that," she says with a decisive little nod. She watches in fascination as Viktor conjures his patronus after a few attempts. "Your patronus is a giant teddy? Is his name Humphrey?" she asks, because it makes perfect sense to High!Molly that Viktor's patronus is Humphrey B. Bear. "Cool," she squeals. "Hi Humphrey! Wanna see mine?"
Tongue poking out of the corner of her mouth in concentration, Molly finally manages to conjure her own patronus.



"Hi!" Molly chirps. The three toed sloth just looks at her.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Well, Viktor is glad that his patronus is a bear, and not him, because he's not an overly hairy guy. Nope. He just knows how to rock the goatee because he's just awesome and whatnot. "Um. Yeah, Humphrey. That's it," he says, nodding as if the bear has been named Humphrey since Viktor first produced him. He sort of looks like a Humphrey. He nods excitedly when she asks if he wants to see her patronus, waiting anxiously to see what it is. "Oh! Look at you," he says happily as he points and waves at the sloth. "And who is this?" he asks, waiting to hear Mr. Three Toed Sloth's name.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly shrugs. "This is my patronus. It's a three toed sloth. Like, that's it, you know?" she says. Then she tilts her head to the side, regarding the silvery sloth as it lazily regards her right back. "Am I meant to name it? Oh, wow, I'm not supposed to, like, feed it and walk it and stuff am I?" she wonders, because she's totally been failing at that.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor shrugged. Maybe since Molly named his bear, he should name her sloth? But what if he fails as a namer! "Oh. I just thought he might feel left out since Humphrey's got a name, and he doesn't," he explains as if this makes perfect sense, and patronus' have feelings. "I don't think you feed them. I hope not...I haven't fed Humphrey since...Ever."

[Molly Prewett]

Molly shrugs and pats Slothikins on the head. "I dunno, like, what's up with that, then. I've got a nameless patronus. Viktor, you should, like, totally name it for me. Because if I named it, what if I got it wrong? I have to see this thing every time I want to send a message, or see a Dementor or votever, so if I get it wrong, that's a whole boatload of awkward between us. So, you do it," she says as if that makes all the sense in the world.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor takes a deep breath and strokes his goatee, thinking of the perfect name for Molly's sloth. It had to be the most amazing name of all sloth names. He could be lame and just call it Sid like the sloth in Ice Age, but that is just so unoriginal. He's kind of liking the name Joey. Don't know why, but he is. But...Is that the right name? What is it's the wrong name? Then Molly and Joey will be awkward and it'll be all Viktor's fault. She'd hate him forever for ruining her relationship with the sloth patronus! Well, he's just going to have to hope this works considering it's been a long five minutes of silence. He needs to say something. He takes a deep breath before finally saying, "Joey." He blinks and stares at Molly, waiting for her to react to the sloth's name.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly stares at Viktor. Then at the sloth. And back to Viktor. Then the sloth. "Joey," she says slowly, trying it out. "Jooooooooey."
The sloth just lays there. Molly takes it as a good sign and greams. "Joey!" she says happily. "It's, like, a totally awesome name. Thanks Viktor! When you marry some hot guy years from now and adopt cute little Bulgarian babies, I'm totally relieved to know they'll have good names."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor sighs with relief, glad to hear that Molly approves of his name for her sloth. "You like it? Great! And thanks. I guess I'll be the von naming our kids. I mean, vot if I let my husband name them, and they end up vith names like Gertrude and Eunice? I vould probably just...I don't know. I'd rather call them Thing Von and Thing Two."

[Molly Prewett]

"Or Percy," Molly scoffs as she loses her concentration and Joey fades away. "Like, how bad would that be? Joey is totally a better name than Eunice. Or Gertrude. Like, what is that, anyway? If I had twins they should totally be called Thing Von and Thing Two," she giggles, pulling herself back onto the bench because I think she's been on the floor for a while now.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor pulls a look of disgust at the mention of Percy. That name will forever bring him bad thoughts of the guy that took his best friend on a lame date. "Percy...is a terrible name. That is just...No Percy vill ever accomplish any good in life," he says firmly. He smiles and gets back up on the bench with Molly. The floor was sort of cold anyway. "Hm. Not Fred and George? Vell, if I had twins I vould name them...I don't know. I hope I don't have twins."

[Molly Prewett]

[I'll respond when I can, love... High!Molly is not coming to me right now... turns out it's hard to be high with someone looking over your shoulder... >.>]

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

[Hehe. Okay. I should be doing notes anyways. >.> *attempts to do work*]

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