Re: The Courtyard

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh," Viktor says, a bit taken back by the sudden confession, though right now he's wondering who this Slytherin was because he'd like to teach him a lesson for messing with Molly. Then again, if Molly already told Gideon about this guy then there's probably not much to take care of anymore. "A lot of the Slytherins here seem like such douchebags. I mean, vot did you ever do to him, right? Did you know him? Or vos it just some jerk vith nothing better to do than mess vith awesome people like yourself?"

[Molly Prewett]

"Like, total douchebags! At this rate we're going to need to hire, like, a huge ferry just to get all these douches to Douchebag Island! Votever," she shrugs. "So then this guy gets all huffy and stuff totally gets nasty, you know? So I pull out my wand, and then he pulls his out too, but it's like, as if I can't take care of things, so it's all good. And then big stupid Kingsley shows up and butts his big stupid nose in, like, out of nowhere!" Molly rants, throwing her hands up in the air as all the frustration comes flooding back.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor frouts because he doesn't like seeing his BFF all upset and frustrated. "Kingsley too? Wow, that does sound like a rough day. Did you at least get to give that Slytherin a punch in the face? And Kingsley too, for that matter?" he asked with a slight smirk because he's sure Molly's got quite the arm. Knitting builds up quite the arm muscles, don't ya know.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly spots Viktor's smirk and returns it with one of her own before she rolls her eyes. "No. That was totally the worst part. Like, I had everything under control, right? And then Kingsley comes in and just acts like he's my personal bodyguard and totally just throws this Slytherin dude out even though I'm all like 'hey, I got this'! And then he's all 'oh are you alright?' as if I haven't been standing there the whole freakin' time telling him how freakin' alright I was! So I'm like 'what the hell!?' you know? And and and and and then," Molly rages, her hands flailing about wildly as she rants, "and then he goes and gets all huffy and pissy with me because I'm not, like, throwing myself at his feet to thank him or whatever!" she finishes, pink-faced and breathing heavily because she's so worked up over the whole incident.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"He vot? He vanted you to thank him for doing vot you could have done on your own? Vot. A. Jerk," he says as he shakes his head, because Molly can totally take care of herself. "He sounds like a moody voman, if you ask me. Von day he's a douche, then the next he's all nice and chivalry. Then seconds later he gets all huffy again."

[Molly Prewett]

Molly holds out her hands as if to say 'ohmyGod someone understands!' "I know, right? He just throws this huge hissy fit about how ungrateful I am and that he, like, just didn't want me to get myself in the Hospital Wing or whatever just because I wouldn't let him help. I DIDN'T NEED HIS BLOODY HELP! And then, ohmyGod, he called me, like, a starving puppy or something?" she says, trailing off with her face screwed up in concentration because the memory of his exact words are starting to get hazy, leaving her with only snatches here and there and the feeling of the heat of the moment. She shakes her head, quietening down and looking away. "Whatever. I just wish he'd leave me alone," Molly says softly, frowning a little at the lurchy feeling her tummy gets when she says that.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor frowned but didn't hug Molly because she doesn't seem like the hugging type to him for some reason. "You can obviously take care of yourself. I don't see vot his problem is. Vot does he expect? A 'Thanks for being a douchebag' muffin basket or something? I'm sorry, Molly. I vish he'd leave you alone too. You don't deserve to have some jerk bothering you all the time."

[Molly Prewett]

Molly loops one of her slender arms around one of Viktor's much thicker, more muscly limbs and gives him a quick, affectionate half-hug. "Thanks, Viktor. I should, like, spit in his muffin basket," she mutters, because as feminine as she is, Molly did grow up with two big brothers and a sister into sports, so she's not incapable of letting a rough edge or two show at times. "It's just - this is going to sound totally weird but votever - you know how there's some people in the world that you just, like, totally can't escape no matter what you do? And I totally think that the universe is kind of being a bitch to me, because he's that one person that just won't bugger off, and why does it have to be someone who just keeps making me feel bad, you know?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles and hugs his BFF back slightly, understanding that she obviously is in need of a hug right now. "That sounds like a good idea to me. I don't know, Molly. Maybe...Yeah, I don't know vy he von't get the hint and back off, especially after you've made it clear that no von should mess vith you. Did you tell Gideon about this? I bet Kingsley vould back off after a talk vith him," he says with a small smile. He'd talk to Kingsley enough but Molly has two older brothers, so Viktor doesn't want to take over their roles because they seem pretty protective of their family.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly shakes her head. "I don't need Gideon to, like, fight my battles for me or whatever," she says, and it totally has nothing to do with the fact that Kingsley is head and shoulders above her brother. Nope. "It's totally nothing worth worrying about. He'll see - they'll all figure it out eventually, I've got it covered, you know? It's nothing," she says, more to herself, wondering why her tummy keeps doing that weird flipflop thing. She shakes it off after a few moments and greams up at Viktor. "So, like, what else is new? How's your little stalker Justina? I totally told her to back off but I, like, don't know if she was smart enough to get it."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiled and nodded, though he still thinks they should wrap Kingsley up in a carpet and toss him off a bridge. "As long as you're okay. You can alvays talk to me if you need to though," he said with a small smile. "Vots new? Not much," he shrugged. "I've just been hanging out vith you mostly. Oh my god, Justina...I think I saw her the other day from a distance...With a camera. I don't know if it vos her because I ran off in the other direction right after that."

[Molly Prewett]

"I know that," Molly greams, because she's pretty sure she could tell Viktor anything. Then her eyes widen and she looks around as if she expects Justina to appear from nowhere with a camera and an autograph book. "Like, ohmyGod that's so creepy! I wonder if she's watching now! I mean, whoa. Imagine having to worry that, like, everything you do could be caught on camera! That's totally a lot of evidence, you know. Oh - maybe we should start using Muffliato every time we talk, too, in case the little fag hag wannabe is recording stuff, too! Or we could, like, use code names for stuff." All this is said very quickly as Molly's eyes scan the courtyard nervously.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor chuckled. "I used to. At least, in Bulgaria I have to vatch out for the paparazzi. Not fun. But she...She's just a creepy little girl." He glanced around at their surroundings, looking for signs of Justina the creeperina. Woah. What if she had sex tapes of him!? I mean, since he got to school he only got laid once, and that was with Cedric. She wouldn't have really followed him out to the forest the first week of school, right? Viktor does not want a sex tape of himself out there unless he's getting some of the profit. And he would have liked to know because if it was a sex tape, he would have done dirtier things to Cedric and said sexy, dirty things to that boy. I don't know where this is coming from. It's sort of amusing though, so I'm gonna leave that in the post. "Code names could vork. And if she's listening, I hope she knows that I'm STILL NOT INTERESTED," he says, loud enough for her to hear if she is spying on them.

[Molly Prewett]

Mya wishes it was possible to cuddle Luna's brain for that. Inner!Molly just smirked, because she is SO running with this!
Molly bursts out laughing. "I don't even know what her deal is. I mean, like, who tries to convince people they're a boy when they're clearly so lacking in testosterone!? Votever. Hey, wouldn't it be weird if she's been, like, following you all year already? Like, the Bulgarian paparazzi hired her and had her pose as a pre-pubescent boy so she could get, like, sex tapes and stuff. OhmyGod! You should totally ask your friend Kras if there's a bunch of Hogwarts sex tapes circulating of you back home or something!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor stared at Molly in shock. What a little mind reader she was. "VOT!? Sex tapes? You don't think? Noooo. Oh my god. Molly! If there are sex tapes of me, I vould like some of that profit! And...I'd like to be able to vatch them before they get out to the public though, you know. I've got a reputation and I'd like to make sure I look good and everything. I'm going to have to talk to Kras about this," he says as he strokes his goatee and Luna is not kidding. Viktor is so going to ask. "I mean, a sex tape could be sort of cool if I know about it. Then I'd make sure to make it entertaining and stuff. But seriously, I vant to get paid for this if she's up to somet-- Oh my god. I don't vant her vatching me do things vith guys. Justina....Ew. She's vatching me fuck people. That. Is. So. Wrong."

[Molly Prewett]

*dies*

Molly just pats Viktor's shoulder sympathetically, because that is so fucking disturbing that she doesn't even know how to begin comforting him. She'd be horrified if Justina had sex tapes of her, you know? She'd move to Yemen and change her name to begin life as a goat herder. Why yes, this is going to be one of Molly's very, very rare posts where she doesn't say anything (if only Kingsley was here to see this... except then she'd say something just to piss him off). Viktor should feel special, because it's not just anyone that Molly shuts up for. She wordlessly hands over a giant (regular, not Special) cookie and goes back to patting his shoulder.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

OH MY GOD. VIKTOR IS HONORED. HE REALLY IS. HE FEELS ACCOMPLISHED. OH MY GOD. WHAT A CHAMP. YOU GO, VIKTOR KRUM. FOUR FOR YOU, VIKTOR KRUM. AND NONE FOR KINGSLEY SHACKLBOLT BYE.

Viktor wordlessly takes the cookie from Molly, nodding in thanks before nomming on it and letting her quietly comfort him. He nibbles at the cookie, trying not to think about Justina. He's just focusing on how Molly is an amazing chef. He loves cooking and baking, and he hopes that one day he'll be half as good in the kitchen as she is. He eventually finishes the cookie, surprised at how long they both stayed quiet. He sighs and smiles at his BFF. "Sorry, just sort of freaked out there for a second."

[Molly Prewett]

OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! XD

Molly would give Viktor baking lessons if he asked. JS. She looks over at her BFF and greams because the cookie totally did its job. "No worries! I'd be, like, totally wigging out if I was in your shoes! I mean, ohmyGod! Can you imagine!? You should just totally consider yourself lucky your an only child - my brothers go here! Not to mention the ideas it would give my baby sister! Ugh, I don't even wanna think about it!" she says, shaking her head vigorously and then tossing her hair back to settle it back in place. She glances around and raises her voice for the benefit of the potentially creeping Justina (her middle name is Tam, btw). "OHMYGOD! LIKE, WHAT SORT OF A SICKO WOULD EVEN FILM THAT? THAT'S TOTALLY ILLEGAL - YOU HAVE TO GET CONSENT FORMS SIGNED AND STUFF! YOU WAIT TIL MCGOOGLES HEARS ABOUT THIS, JUSTINA!!!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

OH MY GOD TAM! HAHAAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU TOO.

Viktor laughed and glanced around once more, hoping that Justina heard that. "I never thought about it like that. I guess not having any siblings can have some advantages. And I don't think she'll be messing vith us anymore," he said with a smirk. "But if she does, she has another thing coming to her because I am not a fan of stalkers. Especially creepy girls like Justina. A hot guy that's a big fan? That is just fine vith me, but Justina is neither of those. She doesn't even look like she likes Quidditch!"

[Molly Prewett]

Molly hears a clatter and then the sound of fast-paced footsteps. She gives Viktor an odd look, then jumps up and struts over to the source of the sounds. "OhmyGod - there she goes," she calls to Viktor, pointing to a very feminine figure scurrying away from the courtyard. She starts nosing around the giant tree Justina was hiding behind, practically tripping over the dropped camera. She bends down to pick it up and happens to glance at the back of the tree as she does so. "OH. MY. GOD."
Very slowly, she straightens up. "Viktor? You, like, totally gotta see this."
Stuck to the back of the tree is a makeshift Viktor Krum shrine. Yup.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

I CAN'T POST TO THIS YET
GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES
I AM DYING
I AM A DEAD PERSON
OH MY GOD
I LOVE YOU

[Molly Prewett]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*is so not keeping the poker face up right now*
I COULDN'T RESIST!
I LOVE YOU!
XX

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Molly hears a clatter and then the sound of fast-paced footsteps. She gives Viktor an odd look, then jumps up and struts over to the source of the sounds. "OhmyGod - there she goes," she calls to Viktor, pointing to a very feminine figure scurrying away from the courtyard. She starts nosing around the giant tree Justina was hiding behind, practically tripping over the dropped camera. She bends down to pick it up and happens to glance at the back of the tree as she does so. "OH. MY. GOD."
Very slowly, she straightens up. "Viktor? You, like, totally gotta see this."
Stuck to the back of the tree is a makeshift Viktor Krum shrine. Yup.

Viktor stares at the look on Molly's face that says she's just seen something shocking. He wants to go see what it is, but part of him is telling him not to go. In this situation, curiousity gets the best of him and he walks up to Molly. "Vot is it?" he asks, then realizes she's looking at...the tree? He slowly turns around to see what Molly is staring at. "Oh...Oh my god. That's not...That's not vot I think i-- It is. Oh my god, she made that. That is so...That's a good picture of me," he says suddenly before realizing how creepy this is again. "Vot...Do ve do? Burn it? Destroy it? Feed it to Marvin, the Giant Squid?"

[Molly Prewett]

Molly continues to stare, thunderstruck. "I can't even... This is a new level of creepiness for me, and I lived with Gideon through his Celestina Warbeck phase. Like, I'm just... Viktor, I think this is totally, like, the closest I've ever even been to speechless, you know? Just, ohmyGod." Her wide brown eyes are fixed on the shrine almost as if she's afraid that if she looks away, it will spring to life and attack her, sending her back in time because this shit is as scary as a Weeping Angel. Then she gets a little wild-eyed and an idea strikes, leaving her giggling. She tugs on Viktor's sleeve to get him to lean down slightly so she can whisper in his ear, still not taking her eyes off the scary shrine. "You should, like, sign it and owl it to her. And maybe attach a restraining order as well."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smirks and looks at Molly because she is just an evil genius. "You...are brilliant." He glances at the shrine and confidently rips it off the tree, pulls a quill out of somewhere, and signs it, Justina, Keep this autograph because it's the closest you're ever getting to the real thing. Maybe it would have been different if you were a dude. No. I still would have thought you were a creep. "Alrighty then. I'll just fill out that restraining order and send this right on over to her...using a school owl because I so do not trust her vith my duck. She might...Take the poor girl hostage or something, and then ve vould have some serious problems."

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