Re: The Courtyard

[Molly Prewett]

Molly just girks right back because she knows a thing or two about being an evil genius. Call it genetics. "Perfect," she says happily, nodding her approval at Viktor's choice of words. She waves slightly at the pictures of Viktor in the shrine, because it has suddenly occurred to her that those poor pictures are not going to have the most pleasant of lives. Justina will probably slobber all over the shrine trying to snog all the Viktor pictures all day. Awkward. She's pulled out of her musings by Viktor's mention of his duck. "OhmyGod! No! Do not send your duck! Wait, you have a duck? Did I even know that? That's, like, the awesomest thing ever. Votever, if she messed with your duck I'd, like, bake tranquilizers into cookies for her and then shave her head. Yeah."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor greams because he loves Molly and it makes him happy that she thinks having a duck is awesome. "Yes, I have a duck. I just never really vanted an owl, and I found her ven she vos little. She sort of found me, actually. And I've alvays liked ducks so I kept her ever since," he said with a grin, thinking about the day little Kiora had followed him around. "She's the sweetest bird ever, so I'd probably have to help you shave her head if she ended up messing vith my duck. I'll be sure to send a school owl. Who knows vot she'd do vith Kiora."

She looked like this back in the day.

[Molly Prewett]

OMG THAT IS SO ADORABLE!

Molly makes an 'OMG so cute!' face. "Ugh, who knows what that little freak Justina would do. But there's, like, no way she's getting anywhere near your duck as long as I'm around. You can totally just call me Molly Prewett: Defender of the Ducks or whatever. Kiora? Pretty name. We should totally go get working on that restraining order though, right?" she says with a little grin.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Thanks," he said with a grin. "I don't know vy I named her that. I just liked the name," he shrugged. "So, restraining order. Right. I have a couple of forms actually. I've had to fill out...a few. Some of the fans do not know ven they've crossed the line," he says while glancing around as if the stalkers are hiding somewhere.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly blinks. "You have restraining orders on hand? Just, like, lying around because you'll need them? Think I could grab one, just in case?" she jokes, and twirls a strand of hair around her finger. "So, ohmyGod, do people, like, owl you their underwear and weird stuff like that?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Sort of...You never know. I could give you a few though. Just in case," he said, shifting his eyes back and forth because now that Justina's around, it's got him all paranoid. Viktor blinked at her question. "How did you know that? It used to happen...all the time. All. The. Time."

[Molly Prewett]

"Thanks," Molly says brightly, and thinks of shoving a nicely filled out restraining order under Kingsley's nose the next time he's rude to her. "Do they accept, like, 'he's a giant butthole' as a reason? Oh, weird. So do the boys all send you their boxers or man thongs and junk now? Like, what's the totally creepiest thing someone's ever sent you? Besides Justina, I mean," she clarifies, curious.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor nods, knowing exactly who Molly is referring to. "That could vork. Um. Yeah, I've gotten boxers and man thongs. It...gets sort of awkward. I don't know vot to do vith all the stuff I get. The weirdest thing? Hm, let me th-- Oh my god. Last year, this von girl made me a doll of myself...Vich I guess vos nice in a creepy sort of vay...But she said she used my real hair for the doll's hair," he says with a blank expression. "I don't know how she got that hair. I hadn't met her until she ran up to me after a game and gave it to me." This was a day when Viktor had a hair cut that wasn't a buzz cut. You know what? Maybe this is why he has a buzz cut.

[Molly Prewett]

BRB DYING.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly... almost has nothing to say to that. Almost. "OHMYGOD! That is, like, the creepiest, weirdest, most disturbing thing of all time. OF ALL TIME. OhmyGod, Viktor, like, what did you do with it? I hope you locked it up or something, because I would be freaking out that a doll like that would totally come to life at night and watch you sleep. OR - you could, like, use it to freak people out. Just, like, leave it places and then they'll turn around and be all AHHHHH! Huh, so you have no idea who that chick was? Maybe Justina has an older sister or something," Molly muses, still looking vaguely sick about the whole thing.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh my god, that thing never came into my house. I had no clue vot to do vith the thing. It...vos so creepy. I ended up giving it to this lady with shaky hands, and told her to get rid of it. I think she ended up dropping it off a ship. Nice lady. Think her name vos Rose or something like that. She had a habit of letting go of things," he said with a nod, wondering how that Rose woman was doing anyway. What a sweet lady. "Um. Nope. No idea who she vos, but if she vos related to Justina, I vouldn't be surprised. Not at all. Those two probably have some sort of creepy, worshiping fan club type of thing or something."

[Molly Prewett]

Molly laughs. "Well hey, if you ever see that Rose chick again you should totally, like, give her my Arithmancy homework. And maybe Professor Binns, too." Then her eyes widen as she gets an idea. "OhmyGod! Like, you know what? I bet there totally is some weird underground freaking fangirl club for you out there somewhere! And Justina and doll-lady are the nutjob ringleaders! Oh, scary. You should totally get on that restraining order. And I could, like, totally go undercover and infiltrate it or something!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor blinks again. "I am so filling that thing out tonight. I just...an underground fangirl club. That is just....That's scary. I don't even vant to think about that right now. Vell, I hope they don't expect me to be making an appearance at any of their meetings. Vonce you go, you probably don't come back the same," he says seriously, shuddering at the idea of them fangirling over him in some secret, hidden area.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly shudders lightly at the thought. "Well, BFF, I am totally willing to go undercover and expose them for you, because I don't want creepy people in the world thinking it's, like, ok to be stealing your hair and making dolls and shrines and junk. But you know if I end up getting post traumatic stress disorder or votever, I expect you to take care of the therapy bills!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

[Sorry if I'm slow! -is still working on this outline thing- ]

Viktor grins because his BFF is awesome, and he would totally do the same for her. "Thanks, but I don't know if I could ask you to do that. It's a pretty dangerous task. But if you're just going to go ahead and do it anyvay, then sure I'll pay for all of your therapy bills. It's the least I can do after letting you go through vith....that," he says, thinking of how terrifying it would be to go undercover and spy on...The Creeper Club.

[Molly Prewett]

[no worries lovely, you do your homework and we can mess around another time! *is also working* >.> I'll reply in a bit xxoo]

[Molly Prewett]

[Sorry if I'm slow! -is still working on this outline thing- ]

Viktor grins because his BFF is awesome, and he would totally do the same for her. "Thanks, but I don't know if I could ask you to do that. It's a pretty dangerous task. But if you're just going to go ahead and do it anyvay, then sure I'll pay for all of your therapy bills. It's the least I can do after letting you go through vith....that," he says, thinking of how terrifying it would be to go undercover and spy on...The Creeper Club.

OMG THE CREEPER CLUB! PRESIDENT: TAM RIDDLE. *blinks*
Molly shrugs. "Like, what are friends for, right? Or we could just, like, reprogram the Creeper Club into a crack team of secret agents and totally make them work for us. We could get them to just, like, take all the douchebags, and shove them onto Douchebag Island," she says happily, imagining that Spongebob picture, and then imagining a horde of freaky creeper girls rolling Kingsley up in a carpet and shoving him off a bridge. Or dumping him on Douchebag Island, whatever's easier.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

OH MY GOD YES.

Viktor nodded before an idea hit him. Metaphorically, of course. "Oh my god! Justina and the other creeper could stalk the douchebags as a punishment to them for being doucebags! They'll just follow them everyvare! Those doucebags on Douchebag Island vill never have a moment alone. They'll alvays know that they're being vatched by Justina and Creepy Doll Girl," he says excitedly as if this is a brilliant plan.

[Molly Prewett]

[I don't have the brain power to respond right now... I'll work on it, love xx]

[Molly Prewett]

OH MY GOD YES.

Viktor nodded before an idea hit him. Metaphorically, of course. "Oh my god! Justina and the other creeper could stalk the douchebags as a punishment to them for being doucebags! They'll just follow them everyvare! Those doucebags on Douchebag Island vill never have a moment alone. They'll alvays know that they're being vatched by Justina and Creepy Doll Girl," he says excitedly as if this is a brilliant plan.

[I'm really sorry love, I am just failing too hard at this now so I'm going to end it. LOVE YOU]

"OhmyGod, Viktor! That's, like, the most awesome and really kinda evil idea ever!" Molly laughs. "That'll teach those douchebags! And Creepy Doll Girl can totally steal bits of their hair when they're not looking and make dolls of them all. Creepy dolls. Anyway, I should go," she says, because really she needs to study even though she doesn't really want to. "I'll see you later?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

[It's fiiiiine. <3]

Viktor greams when Molly loves his idea and almost feels bad for the doucebags- Then he remembers that they brought this upon themselves. "Alright, Molly. I'll see you at the mixer thing tonight then," he said with a grin even though that already happened, this is AWF and time works in magical ways. Yep. And then Viktor left to go get ready or study or something- No wait. He's going to go do homework because that's what his schedule says to do.

[Molly Prewett]

And Molly left too, because I am a super detailed writer and stuff.

[Molly Prewett]

I'm uncreative. Molly likes it here, so sue me.
Molly is hanging out in the courtyard, reading in the sun because she hopes maybe the fresh air will help all this law stuff sink into her brain somehow. She's going to make it through this book if it kills her.
And cue Rad.

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc walks over. He sees Molly. He sees the book. He blinks. "What the fuck are you doing with that? Are you trying to kill yourself via boredom, because if so, you can totally start with my Transfiguration homework."

[Molly Prewett]

"What does it look like I'm doing, Rad?" Molly returns, looking up at him with an easy grin. "It's not boring, it's, like, actually kinda cool. You know, the non-Latin bits. How you going?"

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