Re: Under a Random Tree

[Reed Dawson]

Well, having nothing to really work with from the previous post, Illie decides to call it a night. "Um. Well. I should probably head back up to the castle. I have been neglecting some homework. I'll see you later?" She always had to ask, because she was sure this wasn't real.

[Guest]

-as Luna-
NEV IS TAKING A SHOWER
SHE'LL BE BACK

[Reed Dawson]

haha! thanks!!

[Guest]

Well, having nothing to really work with from the previous post, Illie decides to call it a night. "Um. Well. I should probably head back up to the castle. I have been neglecting some homework. I'll see you later?" She always had to ask, because she was sure this wasn't real.

Marcus gives her a small smile. "Yeah, I should get going too. I'm sure I'll see you soon." He said and kissed her on the cheek and BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAm he was gone.

[Reed Dawson]

Omg I love you.

Illie too went poof, but not in as cool of way as Flint.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna is lying here like a dead person.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf come down to the lake, and wondering why Luna is lying there like a dead person. After all, he's the one that is dead. Yep. How can they both be dead? OMG. THEY ARE CORPSES. EW. THEY BETTER NOT FUCK, CUZ CORPSE SEX IS JUST NASTY. Not that I know.

"Lu?" Rolf questions when going over closer to her, dick completely there because he still has it.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna does not move. She knows Rolf is there but ignores him. Silly Luna.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf blinks. Rolf considers walking away. Rolf considers finding Faye. Rolf is then slapped mentally by Scorp. Rolf sighs. Rolf moves forward. Rolf stops in front of Luna. "Alright Luna, what's going on," he says with another sigh. "Did I do something wrong again?"

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna is not amused. She sits up and flails her arms. "What if I had been dead!? You did nothing to save my life!" she says dramatically. Then she just stares at Rolf.

[Rolf Scamander]

"Well, you're not quite that great at playing 'dead'," he says with a grin. "I saw your chest move as you breathed, because let's be honest, I was completely staring at your amazing rack." I told you. Scorp is giving Rolf lessons. It's bad.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

FIRST LUNA DOES THIS

Luna shrugs because it's true. It's amazing. "Oh, Rolf. You make me feel all happy inside, you silly boy," she said with a smile.

[Rolf Scamander]

"Well, I'm glad to hear that," he says with a slight smirk. Stupid Scorp...teaching the smirk. "I'm glad I'm just that amazing that I can make you happy. You know, you make me unbelievably happy too. Not just on the inside though," he says with a wink.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna blinks.
"I do? Wicked."


Luna is shocked because Rolf used to be an uke but now he is starting to act more like this:



She giggles and does a little happy dance.

"I miss you! We don't hang out as much anymore! Sad times."

[Rolf Scamander]

"It has been a while," he says while sitting down next to her. "Such a shame, for I certain miss seeing you and so does BIG R. What have you been up to lately? Anything good?"

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"It has," she says with a sigh as she hugs Rolf. "Me? Oh. The usual," she says with a shrug.
"First I woke up and came down the stairs in my usual manner."

"Then I had to sit through class and stuff."

"And a stupid Slytherin didn't even know why the Room of Requirements couldn't give you food, and I was like you are so dumb!"

"Honestly now."

"Then class was over!! And I hung out with friends!"

"And I went to color with Lance, of course."

"Then you showed up and I got happy! YAY!"

[Rolf Scamander]

"Wow, sounds like a typical day then for Luna," he smiles. "I'm glad you saw Lance. He truly is a great kid. And you got happy love? Now now, be careful how you phrase that. People will start to think the wrong ideas," he says with a grin.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"..." Luna ignores that comment. "He is a great kid. I'm glad you two hit it off so well-- OH! Also, I played spin the bottle today," she says hesitantly. "I spun the bottle, and was like WOAH I GOTTA KISS A GIRL!? I don't know about that."

"And everyone was like, 'did you see that?'"

"But it wasn't that bad. She was good at snogging. Mhm. I was like OH SNAP!"

"And you missed it. Sad days, Rolf. Sad days. So what have you been up to?"

[Rolf Scamander]

"YOU KISSED A GIRL, AND I DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT?!" he asks in shock, straightening up slightly. "DAMMIT! I miss all the good stuff! I haven't been up to much," he says. "School work pales in comparison now that I know I missed you snogging a girl. No chance of a repeat, eh?"

[Ravenclaw Mod]

As Rolf flips out over missing this, Luna noms on her dinner.

"Eh...I don't know. It was pretty hot though. We were all over each other," she said with a nod. "Tough luck, Rolf."

[Rolf Scamander]

"Oh...well, dammit! Pictures? Did you get some pictures?" he asks excitedly. "That'd work too, though the real thing must be so much better."

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"No pictures," she says sadly because if there were pictures then Rolf would be all like:

"You missed it. I kissed two girls actually. Yup. Molly and Alice Prewett. Fun day, huh?"

[Gideon Prewett]

[is creeping for the gifs - Lu, where do you find all of these?]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

[OMG! The GIFs are killing me! I found them all on Tumblr! XD ]

[Gideon Prewett]

[They're AWESOME. As are you, of course.]

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