Re: A Cluster of Birches

Guest July 24th 2010, 4:52 am

Regulus is still looking quite serious and irritable, even if he's not yelling or throwing a bitch fit. "Ah. Right." Well this is awkward. "Er. So. Yeah." Where do we go from here? I don't know. Do you know?

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 24th 2010, 4:54 am

Viktor stares at Regulus, wondering what happened to his awesome boyfriend because Reg used to be cool. Viktor's getting fed up. Time to be blunt. "So...You haven't missed me? At all?"

Guest July 24th 2010, 5:01 am

Regulus glared at him with his hands on his hips, all gay-like. "What kind of stupid question is that?! Of course I missed you. I also think you're still a dick."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 24th 2010, 5:02 am

"Sorry, you've just been qui-- VOT? Excuse me? Vot do you mean by that? You're not still mad at me. It's been four days since thar dumb accident."

Guest July 24th 2010, 5:29 am

"I don't care! I know it was an accident, but you didn't need to be such an ass about it. Maybe it's funny to you, but having someone walk in when I've got a cock up my ass fails to amuse me," he said icily.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 24th 2010, 5:32 am

Viktor glares at Regulus and looks away. "I said I vos sorry, Regulus. It's not like there vos anything I could do about it. Vot did you expect me to do? Run out on you just like you did to me? Sorry for trying to make the situation less awkward. It's not like it vos that big of a deal. It vos just Mya and Ang. They von't tell anyvon."

Guest July 24th 2010, 5:43 am

"I don't care. It shouldn't have happened in the first place. You should have fucking left when I told you to. I'm sick of the way you act like you can just get it whenever the hell you want just because you feel like it, right then and there. ~~Now go make me a sammich and we'll talk.~~ Don't get me wrong, I love it when you fuck me- hell, you know I do- but it'd be great if you could at least pretend to have some semblance of dignity. No, I shouldn't have run out, but you knew what I felt like. Could you have been a little less of an arse?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 24th 2010, 5:48 am

"How vos I an arse? Sorry for laughing, and not blushing and hiding behind somevon else," he said angrily. "I didn't expect you to get so upset over something like that. It's not a big deal. People get valked in on all the time. I valked in on Ang and George, and you know vot? Ve still talk to each other. And she didn't avoid George for almost a veek after it happened either. You're overreacting, Reg."

Guest July 25th 2010, 3:40 am

"Did George mock her? Did George not fucking leave when she clearly told him to get the hell out? I don't think so. ~~I'm a whiny baby bitch now dump me and marry Fabian and make Sirius best man and then adopt him as your puppy.~~ And who said I'd been avoiding you? I said I've been busy, I've got O.W.L.s in less than a month, in case you forgot, alright? It's hard to focus when you're around. And I've missed hanging out with Cissa, since I'm always with you, or studying. And I haven't even seen Cormac in I don't know how long, alright? I don't think some time apart is a terrible thing."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 3:51 am

"I didn't mock you," he mumbled, looking at the ground. "You're the von who got all pouty because I hadn't seen you for a few hours because I vos busy vith something. It's not like you to just not show up ever. And it's not like the last time ve talked ended vell, so I could only assume that you didn't vant to talk to me."

Guest July 25th 2010, 3:58 am

"~~Don't you get it? I'm a PMSing whiny bitch with dramatic mood swings! I'm fifth year Harry Potter!~~ Well- sorry, I guess," he said sulkily, twiddling his thumbs with his hands in his pockets.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:02 am

~~WELL I'M IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER BEEN!~~ "It's fine," he said quietly. "You're not studying now though," he said with a small smile because Viktor is the perfect boyfriend and he's always super nice. Poor guy.

**Romilda Vane** July 25th 2010, 4:03 am

Regulus Black wrote:"~~Don't you get it? I'm a PMSing whiny bitch with dramatic mood swings! I'm fifth year Harry Potter!~~

OMG. SO. MUCH. LOVE.

ANGST *HEADWALL* ANGST *HEADWALL* ANGST *HEADWALL*

Guest July 25th 2010, 4:05 am

HE IS SO NICE. SIRIUS JUST WANTS TO HAVE HIS HAPPY BROMANCE, ALRIGHT? CAN'T WE JUST HOPE REG GROWS AN ONION FROM HIS BELLY BUTTON? -dies- Best day ever, Luna.

Reg smiles back a little and nods. "No, I'm not," he says, wrapping his arms around Viktor's neck and standing on his tippy toes to kiss him on the lips lightly.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:07 am

....I love you. -dies-

Viktor smiles as Regulus kisses him and starts laughing as he remembers his talk with Kingsley about Reg's height. "I love you, Reg," he said, still chuckling to himself. Reg in heels. Hehe.

Guest July 25th 2010, 4:08 am

Regulus' face falls. "What're you laughing at? Did I do something wrong?" he asked confusedly, pecking him on the cheek.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:14 am

Viktor grins. "No, not at all. It's just...the other day I vos talking to Kingsley and he said something about how you should vare heels so it'd be easier for me to kiss you," he said with a laugh.

Guest July 25th 2010, 4:16 am

Regulus facepalms. Eowyn facepalmed like 027503720 times today, so you all know. I was facepalming once every ten minutes around you all, I swear. "That's WONDERFUL, Viktor. Why don't we just buy me glitter while we're at it?! And pink hair dye! Oh, and a rainbow tutu, for good measure. NO, VIKTOR, I WILL NOT WEAR HEELS."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:19 am

Viktor laughs and rolls his eyes. "Calm down, Reg. It vos just a joke. Leave the heels to Fabian. He pulls them off quite nicely, don't you think?"

Guest July 25th 2010, 4:30 am

Regulus sighs with relief and hugs him. "Yes. He looks stunning in his heels. I'll leave him to that," he said with a smile. "Oh my god. I just pictured YOU in heels. Please don't ever wear heels. You're so manly you'd try them on and they'd combust."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:32 am

"HA! Don't vorry. Even Fabian told me to never vare heels, and he's Fabian. That's a lot coming from him," he said with a laugh.

Guest July 25th 2010, 4:41 am

Regulus laughed. "That is a lot. But he does know his fashion, I suppose. Speaking of, do you like my new jeans?" Regulus spins around so Viktor can see how his ass looks in those skinny jeans.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:44 am

Viktor's mind goes DNFKJDSBHDSKJFBSJKFBJSKBFUESKJFBSHK. UNF. "I do," he says, keeping his eyes on Regulus' ass until he turns back around. Great. Now Viktor is horny again. Thanks, Reg. "You know, as mad as you got over the whole bathroom thing...you have to admit that sex vos pretty fucking amazing," he says with a smirk as he gives Regulus' ass a tight squeeze through his skinny jeans and tries NOT TO RAPE HIS BOYFRIEND. He's trying very hard.

Guest July 25th 2010, 4:48 am

Regulus smiles when Viktor voices his approval. "Glad you do. Fabian picked them out, obviously. He rolls his eyes when Viktor grabs his arse, though, and blushes slightly at his comment. "Yes, Viktor, the sex was amazing. Yes, Viktor, sex with you is always amazing. Yes, I know, you really don't need to hear that, because you know that, but you just like hearing it anyway."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:50 am

Viktor laughed. "This is true," he said while wondering how sore Regulus was the next day. Poor kid. Oh well. He deserved it. "But I think it vos more amazing than usual."

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