Re: Hagrid's Garden

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:08 am

Viktor blinks and does a pinky promise thing. ~~Yes, my pinky promises.~~ "I knew those girls vere there the entire time. But I mean honestly, I couldn't stop fucking Regulus just because they vere vatching, could I? No! So...I may have put on a bit of a show for them..."

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 4:16 am

Fabian looked shocked for a moment before bursting out into laughter. "Hahaha! Really? Did you--imagine the looks on their faces! Hahaha--oh, what's that called? Being an exhibitionist, I think? Oh my--That's wrong, Viktor! Hahaha!" Maybe he could understand why Regulus would be a bit upset, but, quite honestly, he thought it was more funny than anything. He spoke again as his laughter died down. "I don't see why Regulus should be so pissy over something like that. It's not THAT big of a deal."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:20 am

"I know right!? I think he overreacted, but I know I had fun," he said with a laugh. "And it's not like he didn't enjoy the sex. People don't beg Viktor Krum to 'fuck them harder' and not enjoy it. I think that vos the best sex ve ever had, actually. Too bad he's too angry to think about how great it vos."

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 4:24 am

Fabian nodded. "'Tis a crying shame, matey," he said sagely. Like a pirate. A wise pirate. "How long has he been angry with you?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 4:27 am

"Vell, I haven't seen him for four days now...So...Four days," he said with a nod.

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 4:58 am

"Ah," Fabian says with a nod. "I thought it had been longer. Thank goodness not though, right? I mean, you on a dry spell is pretty bad..."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:00 am

Viktor sighed. "You know me too vell, Fabian," he said grumpily. "It's not a bad thing to love sex this much, is it? I mean really...I've spent my entire life having sex vith vomen and then I find out I'm gay. I have a lot of gay sex to makeup for!"

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 5:14 am

Fabian laughed. "I can understand that. I mean, even if I'm not nearly as sex-crazed as you, I'd like to think I'm not a total prude." PRUDEPRUDEPRUDEPRUDEEE. Ahem.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:16 am

"...No. You're not. Othervise you vouldn't be asking about my sex life all the time," he said with a laugh. "Hey Fabian? Can I ask you a personal question? You don't have to answer it."

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 5:21 am

"Oh dear," Fabian said, flipping his hair. "I don't think I like the sound of that. But sure. Why not?" he paused. "Unless it's like, where I got these shoes. That's classified."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:23 am

"No. It's not about the shoes," he said with a chuckle. "Er- Fabian? Have you ever had sex before?"

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 5:27 am

"Pfft! Have I? Sir, you're looking at Fabian Prewett, the sexiest man alive! I--I could count the number of times I've had sex on one hand. You know, if I had like, a bajillion fingers! So, I just... I... Erm... No. I haven't."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:31 am

"Oh. Okay then. I vos just vondering," he said with a small smile. "So...Vot have you been up to recently?" he asked because it would be awkward to keep talking about the lack of Fabian's sex life.

**Sirius Black** July 25th 2010, 5:36 am

Fabian Prewett wrote:Fabian laughed. "I can understand that. I mean, even if I'm not nearly as sex-crazed as you, I'd like to think I'm not a total prude." PRUDEPRUDEPRUDEPRUDEEE. Ahem.

GODDAMMIT VIKTOR HE IS SUCH A PRUDE HOW DO I SURVIVE IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN I'M NOT EVEN GETTING ANY
FABIAN PREWETT YOU BETTER DAMN WELL APPRECIATE WHAT I'M GIVING UP FOR YOU!
-points to Viktor's arse-

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 5:40 am

Fabian was obviously happy about the subject change. "Oh, well I just got these shoes two days ago, and a cute little orange purse! And I--OHMYGOD. I NEARLY FORGOT." He dove into his purse and immediately returned with a small, neatly wrapped gift. In pink glittery wrapping paper, no less. "I saw this the other day, and I totally thought of you. It was on sale. Here, I kinda messed up with the wrapping. Too much tape and all." he ripped the packaging open and revealed a small stuffed snitch. "You know, 'cos you're like, a Seeker and stuff." He smiled, looking like he had at least tried to be thoughtful.

[I LOVE YOU EOWYN. *huggles*]

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:44 am

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Viktor's face lights up because Fabian got him a gift for no reason. Viktor buys and makes gifts for Regulus all the time and all he got in return was those slippers. That one gift. "Thanks, Fabian. This is really amazing," he said with a big smile hugging Fabian. An awesome hug...Still hugging. Not letting go. This is a nice, long hug. Feel the muscles, Fabian. Feeeeel. Viktor finally pulls away, still smiling. "You're an amazing friend, you know that?"

Guest July 25th 2010, 5:45 am

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

matt's dad has that snitch plushie. he won't let me have it.

**Sirius Black** July 25th 2010, 5:46 am

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DRAG QUEEN

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:47 am

YOU DON'T GET HIM UNTIL 2.0 SO GTFO!

**Sirius Black** July 25th 2010, 5:48 am

MINE
HE IS MINE
YOU ARE ALSO MINE
NO.
YOU TWO ARE JUST..
NO.
NO FABTOR.
YOU ARE BOTH MY BOYFRIENDS. NO.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:50 am

IT IS 1.0
I WILL HAVE MY FABTOR!
SORRY.

**Lucy Weasley** July 25th 2010, 5:51 am

[MY FRIEND HAS TWO. I AM JEALOUS. She's sitting right here actually. She says hello. She's very supportive of the site. *nods*]

Fabian enjoyed the hug. Mmm. Muscles. Ahem. Right. And then--HOLY SHIT DID CARADOC JUST POST? MY INNER FABIAN JUST LIKE, DANCED FOR JOY. <3 <3 <3

Ahem. So. Fabian grinned. "Really? Aww, thank you!" he returned the hug. "It wasn't very much, you know," he blushed. "I mean, erm... It's the thought that counts, right?"

...I love you people.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 5:56 am

"It's perfect," he said as he admired the snitch. "I love it. I really do, Fabian. I've never seen von of these before. I can't vait to show Regulus," he said happily. Hope Reg isn't the jealous type. HA! Oh well.

**Sirius Black** July 25th 2010, 5:58 am

CARADOC WANTS TO COME OUT
HE DOESN'T LIKE BEING RESTRAINED, HE'S A SEME
IF THERE IS ANY RESTRAINING HE BETTER BE THE ONE DOING, NOT RECEIVING

So I am posting his commentary.
He usually just yells it at me in my head. I may start posting it now as him just to appease my Caradoc voice.
Oh. But for now we're going to bed. Goodnight, Fabian!

Caradoc runs up, steals Fabian, rapes him three times, and then goes to bed.

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 6:00 am

Viktor ignores Caradoc's comments and smirks because he gets Fabian in 1.0.

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