Re: Hagrid's Garden

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

Gellert assumes that those little shits up there are done posting and enters running his hands through his hair and you know all the other Gellert crap because he's Gellert.

INFORMATIVE POSTS.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki hula-hooped down to the garden, because she was bored. OMR, so interesting!

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

Gellert looked up and saw a girl hula hooping which of course was a stupid Muggle activity so since he's a bitch he said all coldly, "What the actual fuck is that?"

[Nikki Orwell]

"A banana." Nikki deadpanned, her face totally serious.

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

"Don't bullshit me, girl, bananas are fruits," he glares at her, and then, shrugs. "Who are you, anyway? An apple, I assume?"

[Nikki Orwell]

"I am not an apple. How dare you?!? I clearly am a blueberry." She paused to think. "Or a lychee, if I am in a certain mood."

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

He rolls his eyes, biting back a laugh. "Well I'm Benjamin Button, I'm Oprah's husband- yeah, Dr. Oz was the rabbi at our ceremony, and I invented air so every time you breathe you owe me 10 cents. Oh, and my best friends are Liza Minelli and a tomato."

[This is insanely not funny if you don't get my reference....]

[Nikki Orwell]

[-sepukku- I don't get it. But that doesn't matter. Nikki will seize one random thing and make it more insane.]

"I owe you ten cents every time I breathe? Good thing I come from Raxacoricofallapatorius." She paused. "Just kidding love. I am not a Raxacoricofallapatorian. I just like saying the name."

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

[It's from SNL- Penelope at Therapy. Look it up on Hulu, you won't regret it.]

He looked at her coldly. "Raxacoricofallapatorian? What's that, an illness?"

[Nikki Orwell]

"No, it is a planet. A group of families live there. Tried to start World War Three. Or, that is what my cousins told me. Something about a doctor too." Nikki prattled on, completely oblivious to the fact her cousin had been explaining a television show. "But then the big bad wolf came and blew the family down."

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

Gellert looked at her, annoyed. What the fuck was she talking about, and who the fuck was she, anyway? "Big bad wolf, eh? Now you wouldn't happen to want to find out what would happen if some big bad wizard came and blew the," he smirks, "lychee down."

[whoops i forgot to press "send". sorry]

[Nikki Orwell]

[I watched that video. SO FUNNY!]

Nikki stared blankly at him. "Do you like lychees? I know a place you can buy them, don't worry about blowing it down, you'd get lightheaded." She pated his shoulder.

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

"Really?" he asked, "that's funny, because I know a place where you would be forced to shut the fuck up." Gellert wasn't in a good mood. And Gellert is always a bitch soooo sorry honey he's gonna be a dark lord someday.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki doesn't really care he is an asshole, because she feels like she is annoying him. And I think she found about bout the whole Reg thing, so she doesn't mind annoying him. However, she begins to mime, just to show him she'll shut the fuck up here.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor is chilling here looking sad because he hasn't talked to Reg yet since that scene isn't finished so I don't know exactly how it ends.

[CUE FABIAN]

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian skips over to Viktor, cheery as... um... something that's cheerful. A marshmallow, mayhaps? Sure. Let's go with that.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor looks up and grins because no one can be sad around Fabian. "Hey. Haven't seen you in avhile."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian grinned and hopped down to sit next to Viktor. "I know, right? I feel like everything's been so quiet around here lately!" his face turned gravely serious. "I've been so bored that I even started my Potions essay. It's that bad. But, surely you haven't been as bored as I have!! So, entertain me with tales of... whatever! I don't care, really. What have you been up to?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh...Oh. I have a story for you, Fabian. Regulus is avoiding me because he's probably still pissed off, but I know you'll appreciate it," he said with a smirk.

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian had a feeling he had heard the story before, being that he had talked to Regulus, but he nodded anyways. It might be nice to hear it from Viktor's point of view as well. "Talk on!" he smiled.

[Guest]

WE NEVER FINISHED THAT SO I JUST SAID FABIAN AND REG WENT SHOPPING REG GOT A MANICURE AND NEW SHOES AND NEW SKINNY JEANS.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smirked. "Right. So Reg and I vent to the Three Broomsticks for ice cream. That vos fun. Then he vent to the bathroom to fix his makeup vich looks really sexy by the vay. Thanks for teaching him how to do that. Right. So I followed him because ve hadn't had sex in a long time. A fucking veek. No. Not a fucking veek. A lack of fucking veek. So I follow him in there...and he can't resist me because-- vell, look at me," he says, gesturing to his sexy body. "So he gave in and ve had really hot sex. Then Herm-own-ninny and Angela valked in..."

[Lucy Weasley]

[OKAY THAT WORKS.]

"Ooh, you like the makeup?" Fabian asked, obviously delighted. His happiness faded, however, faded. "Oh dear. Poor girls. Well, I can't imagine them having a problem with seeing you shirtless, but, still..." he made some odd gesture. "So, what happened?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor sighed. "Regulus got all moody and started yelling at me. I don't think it's a big deal, honestly. But that's not the good part!" he exclaimed excitedly. "No von knows this. Regulus vould KILL me if he knew. You can't tell anyvon, understand?"

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian looked very interested. He held up his pinky, very seriously. "Pinky promise. What is it?"

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