Re: Dock by the lake

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE YOU!

Viktor would never teach a kid named Percy how to ride a broom. Never ever. Oh wait, the Doctor says you shouldn't say 'never ever' so forget I said anything because I don't feel like going back and erasing that. Yup. "I'll teach your kids how to fly- free of charge," he teased. "I think Marvin vould love cookies! You should definitely make some for him. I can't imagine he's ever had baked goods before considering he, you know, lives in a lake."

[Mya Lupin]

I LOVE YOU TOO! ~flailwuffles~

Molly hears the word 'baked goods', and given her current train of thought, it only makes her, and Mya, giggle harder. "Free of charge? For me? You're, like, so sweet! Yeah I totally don't think Marvin would've had cookies and pies and stuff, being in a lake and all. Oh. OhmyGod, I think I'm having a thought!" She waits a moment, just to be sure. "Yeah, yeah, that's a thought. What if... now stay with me on this, Viktor... what if Marvin... doesn't really live in the lake!? What if this is, like, his day job, and when it gets dark he goes home to wherever his Squidly family lives, and has a nice sit-down dinner and puts his tentacles up to read the paper?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Baked goods...-dies-

Viktor blinks. Once. Twice. Three times. "Woah. Mind. Blown. That is so possible! That vould be awesome! How could ve find out though?" he asked because now that he knows Molly's theory, he's not going to rest until he finds out...Or until tonight when he goes back to his dorm where he'll find a naked Fabian. Then he won't really care about where Marvin is because, well, it's a naked Fabian.

[Mya Lupin]

*is so dead right now*

Let's not mention Naked!Fabian around Molly too much. She's already hurting enough over Inner!Hermione's newfound appreciation for Naked!Gideon, so... yeah.... >.> Poor Inner!Mol.
Molly tilts her head to the side and thinks. You know, thinking really isn't her strong point. She's more for the ideas themselves than the logistics of them, after all. "Um... we could, like, try to put a Tracking Spell on him? Or a Surveillance Charm? Then again, do we really want to see pictures of Marvin's private life? Actually, yeah, I kinda do... don't look at me like that, you're totally thinking the same thing, I know! OhmyGod! What if Nessie isn't really married to Marvin? What if they're having a super illicit affair, and that's why she's visiting him at work, where they are making illegitimate mutant spawn? That slut!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Vot!? Woah now. Respect for Marvin vould so be lost if that's true. Poor Mrs. Marvin. Probably a very sweet squid, and I bet she has no idea vot Marvin is doing behind her back vith Nessie. Who knew that Marvin could be such a- such a...douchebag," he says as he crosses his arms across his chest.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly nods. "I totally hope it's not true. But if it is..." she trails off and mimes 'Frying Pan To The Face' because Viktor will know what that's all about. Yeah. "Hmm... do you think we could get Marvin to Douchebag Island then? If we needed to? Because I kind of wonder how we could keep him there instead of him just swimming away."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh. That'd be difficult. Maybe ve could put him in a tank, and then put that tank on Douchebag Island. That vay he can't swim off because he'll be trapped. Alone. Vithout his mistress, Nessie," he said with a nod. Poor Mrs. Marvin.

[Mya Lupin]

"Ooh you are, like, so smart Viktor! That's totally an awesome idea. You know what? I think I'm going to go ahead and send those cookies to Mrs Marvin. She deserves them."
Poor Marvin. He was so loved five minutes ago, and now he's getting scowled at. Molly shakes her fist in his general direction, and Marvin responds with one long tentacle slapping the water near the dock, spraying both Viktor and Molly with water.
"OhmyGod!" Molly gasps, wiping droplets from her cheeks.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Woah! Viktor loves Molly because he's been called stupid all year and being smart feels really nice for a change. Viktor is not stupid. He is not. "Vell, that vos rude," he says as he runs his hand over his short, wet hair. "Somevon doesn't like our plan. Sorry, Marvin! You brought this on yourself, you know!"

[Mya Lupin]

Molly hugs Viktor, just cause. And hey, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, so she'll always be happy to make Viktor and his mad common sense and thinking skills feel smart. "That was just... yeah. I mean, what if we were the Wicked Witch of the West? We'd be melting, melting right now! Oh, what a world..." She cups her hands around her mouth to holler back at Marvin. "You keep this up, Marvin, and we won't even put a pretty background in your Douchebag Tank!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles and hugs Molly back because he loves hugs. "You're right! No consideration votsoever. And to think ve vere actually vorried about him," he says as he shakes his head. "If he keeps this up, he gets a picture of a veeping angel in his prison tank..."

[Mya Lupin]

Molly's face goes ashen at the mention of the Weeping Angels. Even just in picture form. Her head whips around, looking out for them, just in case. "You know they're in cahoots with the Suits of Armour," she says conspiritually. "Gideon and I had some trouble with them a while back. Totally handled it, though."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor stares at Molly in shock because weeping angels are some serious shit to deal with. "Get out...Really!? I had no idea," he says with wide eyes. "Vot happened?!"

[Mya Lupin]

Molly nods, one of the few occasions where she is serious. "They're totally working together. One time Gid and I caught one of the Suits just, like, full on staring at us. It was sooooooooooo creepy. We got away though - just sort of backed down the hall and then ran for it. Good times," she grins, because she loves Gid and Mol's Excellent Adventures.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Woah. Vell, if anyvon can deal vith Veeping Angels and Suits, it's the Prewett family, I suppose. I'm glad you two are alright. Those angels and suits are not fun to mess vith," he says seriously because Weeping Angels are no joking matter.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly nods. Then she changes the subject, because she was sort of too high to remember much else from that night. Except the tiny little cake... >.>
"Please - the only thing tougher than a Weeping Angel or a Suit of Armour is a Prewett Family Reunion," she giggles. "Now you just wait til you get invited to one of those! It's like... I don't even know how to describe it, but if you have a helmet or something, you may want to bring it. Especially when the dessert table opens!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I've been hit in the head vith plenty of bludgers. I think I can handle a Prewett family reunion," he says with a laugh. "Then again, maybe I'll invest in a helmet just in case. Yeah. That sounds like a good idea actually," he says firmly because bludgers may be hard but the Prewetts are just...Well, they're the Prewetts.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly shrugs. "That's a good idea. Bludgers would, like, totally change direction if they saw us coming. I guess being whacked with a bludger would kinda hurt though? I mean, I'm pretty hard-headed, so that's cool, but what about the bruising? I'm too pretty for bruises!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Yeah. Bludgers. Not fun. That's vy I like playing for Gryffindor. It's nice to have beaters that actually know vot they're doing. And don't vorry about the bruising because no bludger is ever going anyvare near the Prewett family vile I'm around," he says smiling.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly greams. "You're the best, Viktor! Anyway, I've got to go and get packing. I totally haven't even started. I'll see you around. And YOU!" she says, whirling back towards the water and pointing an accusing finger at Marvin. "I'm watching you!"
And then before you know it, Vengeful!Molly is gone and Chirpy!Molly is back.
"Bye, Viktor!" She gives him another hug and then skips off up the dock because Mya hasn't done enough work today. RAWR.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor grins and waves to Molly as she walks off. "Bye Molly. See you around!" He turns around to glare at Marvin before getting up and heading back to his dorm.

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