Re: Dock by the lake

[Guest]

"I KNOW RIGHT!? God, I fucking hate that guy. He vos at Durmstrang, and then he came here after I transfered. If there's von thing I've learned, it's that there vill alvays be guys like Grindelvald."

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[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Molly nods, her face screwed up in distaste. "Sadly, yeah, I guess you just can't get rid of all the guys like that. Lucky there are guys like you and Kingsley in the world to counterbalance, right? You know what would be, like, totally awesome? If we could have like a test, and if people fail the Douchebag Test they get put on a little island with a big fence round it and have to fend for themselves! That would be neat!"

Viktor laughs. "That could vork. I think the island should be surrounded by sharks, and be covered in flesh-eating ants as vell," he adds because Viktor really hates Grindelwald.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly nods enthusiastically and grins. "Sounds awesome. And they have to live on a diet of, like, stuff Alice cooks. Because that shit is totally toxic!" Molly confides. "It's sad really, how inept in the kitchen she is. But I suppose it balances out kinda, because she got the Quidditch talent and I got... like, everything else," she grins. "And ohmygod! We should totally just take the people who fail the Douchebag Test, and tether them to Blast-Ended Skrewts!" Molly beams because she's thoroughly convinced this is a fantastic idea.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh. Blast-Ended Skrewts. That is just cruel and unusual punishment...I like it! This plan is so going to vork," he said with a big grin as he imagined what it would be like to see Gellert tied to a Blast-Ended Skrewt. "Maybe ve could throw in some Dementors too because no von fucks vith a Dementor."

[Mya Lupin]

Molly giggles at Viktor's obvious approval and enthusiasm for their plan - let's call it Operation Douchebag-ectomy - but then her face falls at the mention of Dementors. She shudders. "Oh those? They are just, like, the foulest things of all time. Of. All. Time. I think I'd rather face a dragon than a Dementor sometimes! They're just... ew. I don't even have a word. And I have a whole bunch of words for pretty much everything! They're that bad, Viktor," Molly says. It's probably because she's such a bright, sunshiny thing, but the prospect of being forced to relive her worst memories is the worst form of torture she can imagine. Especially given that her worst memories all tend to revolve around times her siblings have injured themselves (or each other, by accident).

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor has some pretty shitty memories. Not gonna go there again. "I know I'd rather face a dragon then a dementor. I've done it before," he said with a chuckle. "Last time I vos at Hogvarts. I had to go up against a Chinese Fireball for the Tri-Vizard Cup. That vos...fun? Exciting? Better than fighting off dementors anyvay."

[Mya Lupin]

"Fun?" Molly repeats, then shrugs. "Whatever floats your boat, it's all good. Oh, ew! Dragons, douchebags and Dementors. How did we get so depressing so fast? That's, like, not allowed on nice sunny days out in the sunshine and oh crap I forgot sunscreen I am totally gonna get burnt! Anyway, let's, like, steer this thing back to happier waters. So - happy things: what's your favourite pie?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Favorite pie?" Viktor ponders what his favorite pie could be. So many pies to choose from. "That's a tough von. I think I'm going to have to go vith Chocolate pie because chocolate is just amazing, and no von can hate chocolate."

[Mya Lupin]

"Ooh, chocolate!" Molly squeals. "EVERYBODY LOVES CHOCOLATE! Um, my favourite is totally lemon meringue pie - I make the best lemon meringue ever! But I love love love apple pie! Because apples are, like, the best and most awesome fruit! Much, much better than banana. Which is icky. Ok, it's totally your turn to ask a question because I always ask the questions!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Apple pie is awesome! Remus and I make a pretty amazing apple pie, if I do say so myself," he said proudly. "My turn? Okay then. Ummm...Alright, favorite Quidditch team?" he asked with a sly grin. Yes. There is a right answer.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly grins at Viktor's exclamation about his baking prowess. "I have, like, no idea who Remus is, but if you and he make a decent pie together he must be pretty cool. Um..." she wrinkles her nose in thought. "Well, see, the thing is - if I tell you that Bulgaria is my favourite then that totally sounds insincere! But then if I say that, oh, um, I dunno - Ireland is my favourite, you might get all huffy or something. So let's just say I totally dig accents, and I'm more interested in how the guys look on their brooms than anything else and leave it at that!" She shrugs. "Oh, and all I know about the domestic league is that the Chudley Canons' uniforms are complete fashion disasters!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs. "It's fine. Bulgaria really isn't that great vithout their seeker to be honest," he says, remembering the World Cup game against Ireland. Fucking wankers. "Don't get me started on the Chudley Canons. I don't know about their outfits, but they really can't play at all. They're just terrible. Playing against them is like a valk in the park."

[Mya Lupin]

"A walk in the park?" Molly giggles. "So does that mean you, like, don't even have to bring your broom and you still beat them? That's sad. I feel bad for them. Maybe I should do some baking and send them a 'sorry you suck so much - it must be a real slap in the face, given you look like total losers as well' cake. Maybe that would make them feel better, you think? What kind of cake says 'you suck, but hey, don't take it so hard'? Sponge cake, because they're clearly weak as? Or mud cake, because they're right down there scraping the bottom of the barrel?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

You suck, but don't take it so hard? I thought we were talking about cake, not -- Oh. Ohhh. I get it. Right. I thought she meant. Right. Well then. "I vould go vith the sponge cake," he says once he stops thinking about sucking on hard things. "Mud cake is too amazing to vaste by making von for them."

[Mya Lupin]

Molly's face screws up a little in thought, because Viktor looks like he's concentrating very hard on something. Then he answers and she smiles. Oh, he must've just been contemplating which type of cake would be best! "Mud cake is totally awesome," she agrees. "Hmm, I suppose sponge cake it is. But NOT decorated in orange! Because they should be educated about their terrible taste, not, like, encouraged! You should hear Fabian go on about it! He has, like, a twelve step program designed to counter poor fashion choices in wizarding culture. I kinda think he should use the Canons as test subjects. Because nobody would even notice if something went wrong and we had to dispose of the evidence in a vat of acid."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"That could vork. If anyvon can help the Canons, it's Fabian," he said with a nod, trying not to think about sucking because Regulus is a freak who won't give Viktor what he needs. Really now, If I was dating Viktor Krum, we would so not have this problem. "He told me about his internship the other day. Not that it surprised me. He's a pretty determined guy ven he vants something."

[Mya Lupin]

"Oh that's, like, a family trait," Molly says airily, tossing her hair over her shoulder in a gesture so natural it could only have been unconscious... Or could it? But it's not untrue - the four of them can be pretty dogged about going after whatever they set their sights on, whether it be a spot on the Quidditch team, a career in fashion, a sexy tall black guy, or even just the best spot at the full length mirror in the bathroom. Then she beams a brilliant, proud smile. "I am, like, so proud of Fay-bee! It's just really cool that he's got something that he really, really likes doing, and happens to be awesome at! Well, he'd be awesome at anything, but you know what I mean! It's just neat! So I suppose you'll be going back to your Quidditch career when you're done with school?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Yeah, practice starts vonce the school year ends, so I'll be going back to Bulgaria vith Regulus for that. I'm really happy for Fabian though. He vos really excited ven he told me about this fashion thing. I have a feeling his name's going to be pretty big von day," he said happily.

[Mya Lupin]

Molly grins. "Oh, I'm sure he'll be huge one day. So, Regulus is going back to Bulgaria with you? I thought you said he wasn't a seventh year? So he'll, like, just spend the summer and then come back to Hogwarts? Well, I suppose at least you know he HAS to stop avoiding you before the break, then!" She's trying to look at the bright side, really, even if it doesn't seem like it.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Yeah. I invited him to live vith me, so he'd be spending the summer and vinter holidays in Bulgaria," he said with a small smile. "I guess you're right. He'll have to talk vith me eventually unless he likes the idea of spending this summer living on his own."

[Mya Lupin]

"Well who would want to spend their summer alone when they could, like, hang out with you! I would totally come visit you, except Bulgaria is ages away and I'll probably be busy making sure the house doesn't get blown up while all of us are home. I totally think my parents would still be trying to get babysitters for us, just to try and make sure we didn't completely destroy everything, but we kept scaring them off and haven't managed to keep a nanny since I was like three or something. Oh, except I won't be home all summer, because Kingsley said I could go visit him, and he would teach me to ride a horse! I've never ridden a horse before, but he says the ones near where he lives are super friendly and we can ride them on the beach! I've only ridden a motorbike before, and only with Gid because he won't let me near his without complete supervision at all times, and never on the beach. Eurgh - imagine all that sand flying!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Kingsley alvays struck me as the horseback riding type," he said seriously, knowing Kingsley could most likely ride one backwards. "I bet that'll be loads of fun. And you are definitely velcome to visit. I already told Fabian that he better be visiting me this summer. I'd miss him too much if he didn't," he said with a big smile.

[Gideon Prewett]

"Kingsley alvays struck me as the horseback riding type," he said seriously, knowing Kingsley could most likely ride one backwards. "I bet that'll be loads of fun. And you are definitely velcome to visit. I already told Fabian that he better be visiting me this summer. I'd miss him too much if he didn't," he said with a big smile.

[I LOVE YOU. I AM NEVER GOING TO GET SICK OF THAT. "I'M ON A HORSE."]

[Mya Lupin]

Molly grins. "Oh really? Awesome! I mean, if I'm not, like, going to be in the way or anything I'd totally love to come visit! Maybe I'll tag along with Fay. Oh - we could make pies! And I think horseback riding will be fun! I doubt they'll be as fast as the bikes, and they'll smell all different and at least bikes don't poop all over the place... but horses are pretty, and Kingsley says he won't let them bite me, and I can pat then and talk to them without looking totally weird, which is what happens when Giddy and Fay talk to their bikes!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"They talk to their bikes? That is...I don't talk to my broom, just so you know. I think I might have to make fun of Fabian for that von," he said with a laugh. "Talking to a bike. Now that's pretty weird. Not gonna lie."

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