Re: The Apple Trees

**Lucy Weasley** July 31st 2010, 7:29 am

Fabian smiled. "Well, I'm glad you like it, despite the fact that I think it's icky." he paused, as if to reconsider his words. "Well, no. I mean--I think flying... I think it looks fun. But actual playing the game? No thank you. I would rather not chip my nails, thank you, and those robes do not suit my complexion. But... Flying looks fun. I'd like to learn sometime, assuming you taught me."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 31st 2010, 7:37 am

Viktor lit up at the idea of teaching Fabian how to fly. "You don't know how to fly!? Fabian, I'd love to teach you. I've alvays thought I could be a coach or trainer after my Quidditch playing career. I could teach you anytime. As long as Reg doesn't get jealous," he said with a wink.

**Lucy Weasley** July 31st 2010, 5:40 pm

[So sorry I didn't respond to this last night. When I hit 'Post Reply', my whole internet just stopped working, so I got fed up and shut off the computer and went to bed.]

Fabian grinned. Yayy flying lessons! "I don't think he'd be jealous. I mean, it's not like anything slightly romantic could bloom from flying les--" he stopped. "Oh... wait... Wasn't that how you and Regulus got together? Ah... Um... Well then..." he chuckled, a bit hesitantly. "Well, I mean this won't be romantic. I just... I mean, I don't think I trust anyone more than I trust you, so it only makes sense to have you teach me. You know?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 31st 2010, 5:46 pm

[It's fine! I figured that you're internet died or something when you went poof! <3 ]

Viktor laughed. "Oh. Right. It is, isn't it? Vell, I can't have von of my best friends not know how to fly a broom," he said with a smirk. "I'll make sure you don't get hurt. Before you know it, you'll be almost as good as me," he teased with a grin.

**Lucy Weasley** July 31st 2010, 5:55 pm

"Oh please. I bet a blindfolded Pygmy Puff could be as good as you on his first time on a broomstick." Fabian said playfully. And then he--- my cat is caught behind my desk. Oh dear. Oh, he's good now. "I bet I'll pick it up in no time, don't you worry. I mean, I'm Fabian Prewett. If I can pull of heels and still be male, I think I can do anything."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 31st 2010, 6:00 pm

"That is true," he said with a laugh. "And you've got a pretty awesome teacher too. I had Regulus doing the wronski feint on his third try. You probably have no idea vot the wronski feint is, do you? Vell trust me, it's a difficult move to pull off."

**Lucy Weasley** July 31st 2010, 6:13 pm

[SNEAKING ON. MUAHAHAHA.]

"No clue!" Fabian said cheerfully. "I've never heard of a... Wonky Faint, or whatever it is. But I'll still take your word for it that you're good teacher."

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 31st 2010, 6:15 pm

[OMG YUSSSSSSS!]

"...Wronski Fei-- Forget it. I've already spent too much time trying to teach Herm-own-ninny how to say it the right vay," he said with a laugh. "Anyvay, I should get going," he said with a smile. "I''ll see you around, Fabian. Get your nails ready for flying lessons. I vouldn't vant you to break von," he said with a wink before leaving because I'm really excited for the other scenes we have planned.

**Lucy Weasley** August 1st 2010, 2:50 am

Fabian waved goodbye and flounced off--although, not before sneaking a glance at Viktor's ass. He immediately chastised himself for this, however, and walked away.

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 8:39 pm

Viktor is chilling here. He's bored and wondering why he's such great friends with all of the Prewett's except Alice. Sad times.

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 8:43 pm

Alice rolls into the orchard just like Draco Malfoy. How awesome.

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 8:44 pm

Viktor is like WOAH. He was just thinking about this and here she comes. "Hey, Alice," he greeted happily. "Vot's new?"

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 8:49 pm

She's psychic, didn't you know? "You know, the usual. Hanging out with my friends and siblings, studying, all that jazz." She rolls over to a stump, and twirls around Draco Malfoy style. "What's new with you?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 8:50 pm

Viktor smiled because Alice is awesome with her dancing. If he was Fabian, he'd want to spend all his time with his awesome sister. "Not much," he said with a shrug. "Same as you. Studying and spending time vith some of my friends."

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 8:59 pm

"So what do you do in your spare time? Do you do Krack? Do you Cum or drink Rum? Do you sunbathe and shower with dinosaurs?" Alice asks, grabbing an apple and sitting criss-cross apple sauce.

I'm weird.

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 9:02 pm

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Viktor blinks and isn't quite sure how to answer this right now. "Er- Vell, I guess I drink rum, though I can't get drunk. I've tried. It's impossible. Apparently, manly, Bulgarian men are incapable of getting themselves drunk."

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 9:07 pm

"Oh, so you're like Elves then. They can't get drunk either, I've heard. Like, when Dwarves try to outdrink Elves, they fail miserably, and the Elf is just sitting there like, 'haha, I win' and the Dwarf just flops over, dead drunk." Alice nods and takes a bite of her apple. "Yup."

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 9:14 pm

Viktor smirks and nods his head because everyone knows that. "Oh right. Maybe I should meet up vith an Elf. Ve could play a drinking game and see who vins. Now that vould be a challenge."

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 9:21 pm

"You'll have to go to Middle Earth if you want to do that. And if you go, you better take me with you, because I want to find Gollum and give him cookies and hugs. Because Gollum deserves love too. And then I'll go find Bill the Pony and put him in Fangorn Forest with Treebeard. Those two deserve to be together."

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 9:24 pm

"Never met them, but they sound like they'd be perfect together. And of course I'll bring you! You seem to know a lot about this Middle Earth, and I'm probably going to need a guide ven I'm down there," he said, wondering what type of name Gollum was.

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 9:28 pm

"Bill is a pony, and Treebeard is an Ent. Ents are like shepherds of the forest, if you will. They belong together, you see. Bill's arse and Treebeard's branch belong together."

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 9:37 pm

"Huh. Vell, as long as you think so. I'll take your vord for it, I suppose. I'm sure Bill the pony vill be very pleased vith his sex life vith an Ent. Sounds like the kind of life I vould vant if I vos a pony...I think," he said, though he's pretty sure he'd rather be the Ent.

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 9:43 pm

OMG. Viktor and Alice are both semes, I suppose. 'Cause let's face it. Frank is obviously a uke. "I'm sure Bill is always getting laid. Treebeard seems like one horny Ent."

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 3rd 2010, 9:56 pm

Well then, I guess this is going to be a lovely friendship. "He sounds like it. I mean, just the name...Ent. That sounds like a pretty horny creature to me. I'm sure they'll have an awesome sex life together."

**Alice Prewett** August 3rd 2010, 10:06 pm

"Me too.They'll do it more than Slughorn and the Slug Club. And I bet someone will get them married one day. I just hope I'm invited," Alice muses, tossing her apple core behind her. It's biodegradable, as far as I know. "I just hope Treebeard doesn't cheat on Bill with Legolas! That would be terrible."

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