Re: A Cluster of Birches

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 7:25 pm

"I don't know about that. I think my voice could keep the corks happy vith my awesome accent and all."

Guest May 16th 2010, 7:27 pm

Sirius chuckled. "You're right. You know, I'm starting to think we have way too much awesome in common," he joked, then went wide eyed. "OH MY MERLIN. YOU COULD SO TOTALLY BE MY BFF. WILL YOU BE MY BFF? WILL YOU? YOU'RE TOTALLY AWESOME ENOUGH! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEE? OH MY GOD. I WOULD THEN HAVE A GAY BFF. THAT IS SO TOTALLY HILARIOUS."

Sirius is a very excited puppy.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 7:31 pm

[jhshbsbsjsbbsj IT'S MAY 16 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!? WE NEED TO KIDNAP STAN!!!]

Viktor bursts out laughing at Sirius' overexcitment. "I don't know. I am Viktor Krum after all. I cant't just be best friends vith anyvon," he says grinning. "But... I guess I von't find anyvon more awesome than you so... Fine. Consider me your new BFF."

Guest May 16th 2010, 7:41 pm

"HOLY POPSICLES VIKTOR FUCKING KRUM IS NOW MY FUCKING BFF. LIFE IS GOOD, MAN!" Sirius promptly tackle hugs Krum. "See, I told you I tackle people. I had to properly initiate you. We are now official BFFs, yes we ARE. And damn straight there is NOBODY more awesome than me!" he declares, refusing to move from Viktor's chest.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 7:45 pm

Viktor laughs. "Yeah. I tend to get tackled a lot. I can't help it if I'm apparently so comfortae to sit on," he says with a smirk. "And I'm pretty sure I'm just as awesome as you of not more."

Guest May 16th 2010, 7:48 pm

Sirius remains sitting on Viktor and smirks. "I think we can safely agree that we are definitely equally awesome."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 7:56 pm

"I'm not sure the school vill be able to handle us being BFFs. It might be too much awesome for them vith my sexy Quidditch skills and your...er- eating and being sexy. Can you do anything else?" he asked with another smirk because he is enjoying his current position.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 8:00 pm

[BRB AGAIN]

Guest May 16th 2010, 8:00 pm

Sirius scratches his head. "Well, the whole damn school knows I'm a sex god. No, THE sex god. Like really, I am the best sex anyone here has ever had. Like really."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 8:40 pm

"Yeah...Until I showed up."

Guest May 16th 2010, 8:42 pm

"DUDE. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THAT? LIKE REALLY!" Sirius flails and covers his eyes. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 8:43 pm

Viktor rolls his eyes. "I vasn't talking about that. You're the von who keeps thinking about it."

Guest May 16th 2010, 8:45 pm

"HOW CAN I NOT?!? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT! OH MY GOD MY EYES." Sirius climbs off of Viktor to bash his head into a tree repeatedly. "... I really didn't need to know what my kid brother does in locker rooms, no, no I did not."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 8:47 pm

"That's vot you get for being a nosy dog," he said with a smirk. "Honestly, if you vant I could try a memory charm but don't blame me if you end up vith two heads."

Guest May 16th 2010, 9:02 pm

Sirius held up his hands. "Two heads, mental image of you boning my brother... I think I might actually take the two heads," he said with a look of disgust. "... Can we please stop talking about this?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 9:04 pm

"My pleasure. It's not exactly something I'd like to remember either....Chased any squirrels recently?"

Guest May 16th 2010, 9:07 pm

"Don't want to remember? Was he that bad? He really can't be my brother, then," he said with a snort of laughter. "As for actual squirrels, no, as for Squirrel Face, then yeah. I kinda bitched out Granger this morning," he said.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 9:08 pm

"No. I just don't vant to remember anything about him." Viktor frowned slightly. "About vot? The kid again?"

Guest May 16th 2010, 9:13 pm

"...Oh. I, sorry, for bringing it up, then," he said with a frown. "No, just for being a bitch. She kept running that mouth of hers at Katie, telling her I was no good. Whoremione would do herself some good to stay out of my business," he said scathingly.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 9:15 pm

"It's fine. Vy vould she say you're no good? You seem fine to me. She tends to do that though. Vouldn't leave me alone because she thinks I'm not eating enough or something."

Guest May 16th 2010, 9:17 pm

Sirius sighed, and leaned back against the tree. "I have, uh, a reputation with women. Not wholly wrong. But I would never do something like that to Katie- I actually care about her. She's a close friend... though she keeps trying to make it more. I don't want to do that to her, though. I know if we did do anything she'd just get hurt again, and I don't want to put her through that," he said. "Not eating enough? I can fix that. Me and food- well, you know how we are. I bet I could get you eating again!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 9:22 pm

"Oh. Sorry about that. I can't say I know how you feel but I'm sure it's not easy." He smiled, "Are you sure? Because vatching you eat reminds me of vatching an animal documentary."

Guest May 16th 2010, 9:24 pm

Sirius chuckled. "What can I say? A manly man likes his food. Now, man up, manly man! Do I need to get you to the kitchens, or will you walk there yourself?" he said with a smile, getting to his feet and offering his hand to Viktor.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 9:25 pm

Viktor took Sirius' hand and stood up even though he is currently baking a pie in the kitchens with Remus because we are never on at the same time. "I think I can valk thank you very much. I doubt you'd be able to carry me."

Guest May 16th 2010, 9:26 pm

Sirius looked him up and down and remembered how much smaller he is than Viktor, and burst out laughing. "True enough. Come on, let's go," he said with a grin.

[Shit. Well, we can do this scene later.. Um.. Um... I WANT TO RP WITH YOU STILL D: WANT AN AWKWARD KRACK ENCOUNTER?]

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