Re: A Cluster of Birches

Guest May 16th 2010, 5:43 pm

"Modesty? PAH! Please. Modesty is for lesser men. Me and you? We've earned the right to be downright narcissistic!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 5:46 pm

Viktor is not a scholar so he's not going to correct Sirius' ~~grammEr~~ grammar. "Exactly. Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if you don't get to abuse the power vonce in avhile?"

Guest May 16th 2010, 5:51 pm

"Damn straight. I mean, you do realize that you could have ANY woman you wante- oh. Right. Nevermind. Forget I said that," he said, and he'd feel awkward but Sirius is shameless and therefore never awkward. "Er. I'm sure you could find yourself a nice guy?" JUST PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MOONY DAMMIT. WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS WANT MOONY?!

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 5:53 pm

He chuckles. "I think I'm done vith guys for now. It's just too bad that almost all the attractive vomen here are not single."

Guest May 16th 2010, 5:55 pm

Sirius looks at him in wonder. "Since when did being single matter?" he asks incredulously. "Don't need to be single for a good fuck, I mean, and even if you were picky, or wanted a relationship- dude, you're Viktor Krum. What girl wouldn't leave her man for you!?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 5:56 pm

He laughs. "That's true. You should haff seen my first veek here... being surrounded by half the school."

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:01 pm

Sirius nods. "I remember. I was not one of those people. No, I was not. I was NOT the dude chasing after you yelling 'WILL YOU SIGN MY ASS SO I CAN GET IT TATTOOED?' No that was not me at all," he said looking solemn.

**Draco Malfoy** May 16th 2010, 6:02 pm

[BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA I LOVE YOU TWO]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 6:02 pm

He burst out laughing. "No? Hmm, must haff been the other sexy baddass at this school then."

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:05 pm

Sirius looked panicked. "WHAT?!?!?!!? THERE IS NO OTHER SEXY BADASS AT THIS SCHOOL! I AM THE SEXY BADASS! THIS PERSON IS EITHER NOT SEXY OR IS NOT A BADASS, NOT COMPARED TO ME! AND HOLD UP A SECOND WHOA WHOA YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME SEXY BECAUSE THAT IS WEIRD MAN, AND I'D OBJECT, BUT I LIKE BEING CALLED SEXY TOO MUCH TO CARE!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 6:08 pm

Viktor laughed again. "Just stating the obvious. Besides, you're the von vinking at me, or is that just a twitch?" he asked with a smirk.

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:11 pm

Sirius facepalms. "I WINK! IT'S WHAT I DO! I WINK AND I SMIRK AND I TACKLE PEOPLE! IT'S PART OF BEING SIRIUS! I am so straight it is not even funny. I am so straight and so comfortable with being straight I could make out with a dude who may or may not be my ex best friend and TOTALLY NOT CARE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I AM STRAIGHT! Like really. I'm so straight I could kiss you right now and STILL BE AS STRAIGHT AS IT GETS, MAN, BECAUSE I KNOW I AM STRAIGHT!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 6:13 pm

Viktor laughs. "Ok, Ok. I believe you. No need to shout and get defensive." Because the last thing we need is for you to kiss me right as Regulus walks up and sees.

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:14 pm

"SHOUTING? I'M NOT SHOUTING. THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK." Sirius grins and pats him on the back. "It's okay to stare, man. I'm used to it by now."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 6:16 pm

Viktor laughs. "Right. I'll keep that in mind."

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:17 pm

"I don't doubt that I'll be in your mind," he said with the winkiest wink you have ever seen winked.

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:18 pm

[BRB.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 6:19 pm

Viktor rolls his eyes. "You're right," he said sarcastically. "Sirius Black is all I eat, sleep, and drink all the time."

[Ok! I'll be back in about 30 minutes]

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:34 pm

"Same as every woman in this school, then," he said with a laugh.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 6:54 pm

"Then I'll just haff to join the fan club," he said with yet another smirk.

Guest May 16th 2010, 6:59 pm

"Now THAT is something to brag about- Viktor Krum is in MY fan club," he said with a chortle.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 7:03 pm

"Just ven I thought your ego couldn't get any bigger. There vill be no shutting you up now," he said with a laugh.

Guest May 16th 2010, 7:18 pm

Sirius grinned. "Dude, there was no shutting me up BEFORE."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 16th 2010, 7:22 pm

"That's true. Even ven your mouth vas full you couldn't stop talking."

Guest May 16th 2010, 7:23 pm

Sirius laughed. "I just never shut up! I have to make sure the world doesn't go through withdrawal from lack of my beautiful voice!"

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