Re: A Random Corridor

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:31 am

"They think you're crazy, you know..." Pansy watched the second year sprint down the hall without a backward glance. "But anyway, it's a Hogsmeade weekend? That's great you're going with Lily! And, er, I'm glad you won't have to wear any purple polka dots. You'd probably look dreadful in them," she teased.

Guest April 1st 2010, 12:36 am

"Of course they do, stupid. Have I ever been sane?!" he exclaimed, flailing about. "Although, I won't lie, I'm definitely upping the crazy around Autumn. It's way too much fun watching her squirm," he said with a mischievous grin. "No. No purple polka dots. Or blue hair. Oh god, purple polka dots on my blue hair! That would be awful, awful! But yes. It's a Hogsmeade weekend. So we'll be able to restock the common room with the supplies that we're going to use up tomorrow night. Speaking of which, is going to be kick ass. As long as I don't drunkenly summon pants again. Yeah, that was bad..." he said, trying not to laugh at the memory, as summoning little children's pants is not a very nice thing to do, no it is not.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:41 am

"Yeah... that was bad, even if it was hysterical. I'm thinking tomorrow night might actually wipe out the firebeer Dee and I have stored up in our dorm. And we'll need more Puff roast stuff anyway after this month's. More people than ever are coming, it's actually pretty exciting! I think I might talk to Dee about us brewing up some kind of special firebeer too. It's become a sort of tradition, to have the holiday firebeer. Though, that Floo-powder label was a little dangerous. Bad things happened with it... maybe we'll make the Fool label a little less extreme. Maybe we can make people giddy with it!" She decided she'd have to talk this over with Dee later, since she was the one who made the stuff anyway. "But this is totally going to be a kickass party. I can't wait!"

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:42 am

[I'll be right back, going to go pick up some dinner.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:43 am

[Happy Beer? So Sev doesn't kill Adrian? I like it!]

Guest April 1st 2010, 12:45 am

"Me either. BUT I MEAN IT. I am not leaving the common room. If I try, you must do everything in your power to stop me! I MEAN IT! Or bad things will happen, BAD BAD BAD!" he said while waving his arms about, and accidentally whacking a short third year in the face. "SORRYYYYY!" he called after him, but he was already running away yelling about the Slytherin Crazy. "Oh dear. At least they're scared of me. Evil people, taking my chair. I glare at them and they go running, running awaaay! But yes. Less extreme than that last one, that'd be good. Very good. OH OH! Will there be more stripping? That would be totally awesome, only it can't be Draco again, or you'd be sad. And that would be bad. I KNOW! Let's make Blaise strip! Oh wait... than Adrian will rape him too... Aw, shit, that's no fun."

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:46 am

[OMG STRIPPERS.... *drools*]

Guest April 1st 2010, 12:50 am

Tamsyn Marvene Riddle wrote:[OMG STRIPPERS.... *drools*]

[I think Sev still has Draco's belt from last time. Let's just hope nobody tells Adrian.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:52 am

Severus Snape wrote:
Tamsyn Marvene Riddle wrote:[OMG STRIPPERS.... *drools*]

[I think Sev still has Draco's belt from last time. Let's just hope nobody tells Adrian.]

[Hahahahaha]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:00 am

"Er, yeah that'd be bad. Let's not do strippers? I don't think they'd be safe..." Pansy frowned for a moment, thinking of what would happen to a stripper in a room of horny drunk people, which was probably going to make up half the party people. Not good. "I won't let you leave, don't worry. The minute you get in that common room and have a firebeer in your hand, you're not leaving the room until I say so," she laughed, figuring she could manage to stay sober enough to keep her promise.

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:05 am

Sev pouted. "Aw, no strippers? You're no fun. I demand we break out the chocolate fountain at the very least. AND I AM SO BRINGING THE FROGGIES! Wait... FROGGIES?!? OH NO! POOR KERBITTTT! HE'S STILL ON THE FLOOR!" he said, suddenly very distraught. "You know Draco's upset when he starts hating on Kerbit. Poor Kerbit! I fear he is still abandoned and alone in the dormitory. I must save him!" he said, taking off to the common room. "I'LL SAVE YOU KERBIT!!!!!" he yelled, flailing about and leaving Pansy behind.

[... I wasn't really intending on leaving, but I really did just remember poor Kerbit, and I need to make him better and put a band aid on his booboo he got when Draco threw him. Poor Kerbit.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:08 am

[OMR SEV... hahahahahaha... bandaids....]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:09 am

Pansy doubled over in laughter, enjoying this all the more knowing Sev was this carefree while sober. "SAVE KERBIT!!" She shouted after him, having absolutely no clue who Kerbit was, why Draco took out anger on the creature, and why it was lying on the floor in need of saving. She turned and headed back down the hallway, headed nowhere in particular, but maybe outside to enjoy the beautiful weather.

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:10 am

[OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHO KERBIT IS IC?!???! DRACO MUST FIX THIS ASAP.]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:11 am

[I KNOW!!! Kerbit kinda came around after Dramione, right before Snaco, so we haven't been 'friends' during Kerbit's existence for me to know about him. *tear* I'm missing out on Kerbit!!]

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:12 am

[OMG THAT'S RIGHT! He came into existence like four minutes before Snaco. WE MUST SHOW YOU KERBIT! I demand joint custody of him now, Draco is a bad daddy.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:12 am

[KERBIT IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!! And Tam knows about him because she actually does know EVERYTHING]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:13 am

[Yes yes I must meet this Kerbit. Maybe during the party!]

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:15 am

[KERBITTT! OMG. I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT PLAN. IT WILL BE PUT INTO ACTION DURING THE PARTY. IT WILL BE THE BEST SCENE EVER.]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 1:24 am

[*is beyond freaking excited*]

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:24 am

[YOU SHOULD BE OMG THE PARTY NEEDS TO BE TONIGHT I CAN'T WAIT.]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 1st 2010, 1:28 am

[I LIKE PARTIES!]

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:29 am

[*is VERY VERY confused but figured it for the best*]

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:31 am

[Lily, Kerbit is Draco's pet chocolate frog, who he has adopted as his son, pretty much, and whom he loves very dearly. He is very protective of Kerbit. However, twice, in fits of anger and sadness, he has hurt Kerbit. It was very tragic both times. I just picked him up and put a band aid on his booboos, and reminded him the Draco still cares, he was just sad.]

Guest April 1st 2010, 1:34 am

[Ah. Alright. Thank you. Poor Kerbit. ... if Sev is King of the Froggies, at least when he's drunk, why doesn't he have a pet chocolate frog?]

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