Re: Boy's Dormitory 1 (Sev, Draco, Angel, Blaise) [NC-17]

**Draco Malfoy** March 20th 2010, 5:21 am

[*runs to join the club*]

Guest March 21st 2010, 5:21 am

Severus dashed in, thankful to see the dormitory empty as he grabbed another pair of boxers. "Really, Sev? Really? Could you have made that situation ANY WORSE?! No, probably not," he muttered to himself, burying his face in his hands. "Wow. Talk about epic fail," he said to himself throwing his dirty robes under his bed. He didn't remember seeing Adrian around before, but now that he had most certainly seen her, he was unable to get her out of his head. Severus Snape, you are a horrible, nasty, perverted asshole.

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 5:30 am

[Sev, I love your horrible, nasty, perverted, asshole-y self]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 21st 2010, 5:45 am

[Seconded! Again! lol]

Guest March 21st 2010, 5:45 am

Severus sighed, and looked at the time. She was bound to have left the showers by now, right? He realized he'd forgotten not only his boxers but his schoolbag, as he hadn't stopped at the dormitory on the way to the showers. The boxers he could live without, but he did need his schoolthings- and the whiskey. He moaned in shame and scrambled back down the stairs.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 21st 2010, 5:50 am

[YAYYYYY!!!!]

Guest March 21st 2010, 7:59 am

Severus bursts in the dormitory, worse than Vernon-purple, still screaming about scary female rapists in the public showers. "TWICE! TWICE! THEY'RE ALL MAD, MAD I SAY! ... I need a drink!" he declares, sitting on his bed. He really was going to miss those boxers.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 21st 2010, 8:00 am

[-sends DE boxers-]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 21st 2010, 8:02 am

[*wishes she was creeping with Sev's new DE boxers and not the plain ones she currently has*]

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:02 am

[YES!]

Severus, after he has been drinking a while, finally sees a package on the bed, from Draco. He opens it excitedly and pulls out his new Death Eater boxers. "YAY! THE WORLD IS OKAY AGAIN! Adrian the Pervert can keep those, I HAVE THESEEEEEEEEEE!" he yells happily, throwing off all his clothes and putting on his new boxers. "OH SNAPE RULES!" - goyle avpm voice-

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:03 am

Adrian Black wrote:[*wishes she was creeping with Sev's new DE boxers and not the plain ones she currently has*]

-would think it was hilarious if you came up here to return the boxers and saw Snape running around drunk in his new ones, or better, having watched him change into them-

Adrian Black - Inactive March 21st 2010, 8:08 am

[Damn! Tian is going on! I cant leave! But I think her and Tam should come up together and Tam can give him the old ones ~~while Adrian shucks the new ones and runs off manically with them~~.]

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:18 am

[If Adrian takes my new boxers, I will never smut with you again.]

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:20 am

[are photos okay?]

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:20 am

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[are photos okay?]

Of what?

Adrian Black - Inactive March 21st 2010, 8:21 am

Adrian Black wrote:[Damn! Tian is going on! I cant leave! But I think her and Tam should come up together and Tam can give him the old ones ~~while Adrian shucks the new ones and runs off manically with them~~.]

[Has no idea what you are talking about, Sev! I would never do such a thing!]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 21st 2010, 8:21 am

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[are photos okay?]

Of what?

[*is madly curious about said photos*]

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:24 am

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[are photos okay?]

Of what?

The boxers... preferably on Sev

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:24 am

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[are photos okay?]

Of what?

The boxers... preferably on Sev

or of Sev without the boxers... I'm not picky

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:24 am

Severus sits down after prancing about the room happily in his new DE boxers, and sits on the bed. He wonders where his dorm mates are, and if he should bother putting on clothes before they get here, or if he's just too excited to show off his new boxers to care. He's drained yet another bottle of whiskey, returning to his happy drunk state, not the depressing one he'd been in before when he passed out on Lily. He thought of Lily and felt terrible- he knew she'd hated to see him so drunk and miserable. He hadn't meant to run into her, but he had- literally, too. He sighed, curling up on the bed. Why the hell is my life so fucked up? Curse you, Lily, saying somebody would be interested in me at some point. Trust me to pick up yet another psychotic rapist girl. Why are all the Slytherin girls insane? Somebody save me before they really do rape me.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:25 am

Severus Snape wrote:Why are all the Slytherin girls insane? Somebody save me before they really do rape me.

[Not all of us. *points to self*]

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:26 am

[just most!]

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:29 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:Why are all the Slytherin girls insane? Somebody save me before they really do rape me.

[Not all of us. *points to self*]

[You're still insane. Just not a rapist.]

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:31 am

[Adrian and I are on our way with boxers!]

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:32 am

Severus is sitting on the bed, still in nothing but his new boxers, singing happily to himself. "Rah rah ah ah ah, ro-mah, ro-mah mah!"

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