Re: Boy's Dormitory 1 (Sev, Draco, Angel, Blaise) [NC-17]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 6:55 am

[Definitely not. Shocked

]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 22nd 2010, 6:56 am

[GUYS. LUSCIOUS MOUTHFUL IS HERE.]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 22nd 2010, 6:59 am

[My dad? -gasps- SHIT!]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 7:00 am

[Just wait till your father hears about this!!]

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 7:03 am

[OMFG WETHOIWE :HTGIHDSFOGHP:OEWJGHPN EWO *dies*]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 22nd 2010, 8:09 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:[My dad? -gasps- SHIT!]

[INCEST INCEST INCEST!!!!!!!! What? YAY!!!!!! *~~begins licking snake staff again~~claps wildly* >.>]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 22nd 2010, 9:57 am

Headmistress Eowyn wrote:[... Don't say I didn't warn you... http://www.squidge.org/~praxisters/lotr/index.html TAMSYN MARVENE RIDDLE I KNOW YOU JUST SAVED EVERY PICTURE IN THERE TO YOUR COMPUTER]

[Is NOT currently saving most of these pictures on her laptop...]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 6:15 pm

*Walks in to the dorm, snake staff in hand* Hello all. So, this is the boy's dormitory? (Sorry if I mispell anything, I'm currently using my sisters laptop which has a horrible keyboard. XD)

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 6:26 pm

[LUSCIOUS... I would leave... Snape and Draco are currently in their boxers]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 6:38 pm

[So THAT'S why Snape didn't want me in here]

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 6:39 pm

[So I would leave... right about now]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 7:08 pm

*Clears his throat, seeing his son and a teacher almost naked* "Err, I'll come back later" *He says, then turns around and walks briskly out of the room*

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 7:09 pm

[Snape isn't his teacher... he's a classmate... or would be if we went to classes]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 7:16 pm

[Ahh, right. Forgot that everybody is the same age]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 7:44 pm

[Okay, realistically, me and Draco are probably so drunk right now we wouldn't have noticed you, so I guess we'll just ignore that. I also just realized it's my post next though Connor and I said we'd continue this together around 9pm EST assuming nothing gets in the way... which WON'T happen, or I'll kill someone.]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 8:17 pm

Draco Malfoy wrote:[I am going to be such an uncomfortable straight dude tomorrow. -shivers-]

Draco was struggling to reply, and giggling as Severus tried to free him from his jeans. "LOOPER POOPER NEVER DESERVED YOU, SPAYYYYSHAWLLLL FRIEND!" He nodded and took a swig of whiskey. He felt as if he had lost all control over himself. He certainly would not remember anything tomorrow morning, that was for sure. He let out a large gasp, "DOES THAT MAKES ME A LOSAAAAH? I will not be a losahhhhh, noooo. Nevarrrr!" He ripped at the button of his jeans and unzipped them. He tore them off his body before anyone could even say Slytherin. He was wearing his other pair of DE boxers, they were the only types of boxers he liked. He gaped at Sev's boxers and then pointed, "WE ARE WEARING THE SAMES! WE HAVE THUHHHH SAMES BOXERS!" He patted the Dark Mark on the side of his own boxers and grinned, "YOU DESERVES SOMEONE BETTER THEN LOOPER POOPER! ~~Someonelikemeeeeees.~~" He hiccuped, "SEVERIUS! Do you wuuuuuuuuuuv me?"

Severus found himself in fits of giggles as well, his hand barely able to keep the bottle steady anymore. He was sick of this bullshit, sick of love, sick of people, sick of lies, sick of constantly needing their approval, all of them. And most of all, he was sick of caring about Remus. Even now, being in the same room as Draco Fucking Malfoy in nothing but his boxers, he was still thinking about him. That HAD to change, and it had to change immediately. He tossed the bottle aside and tackle hugged Draco, a rather insane grin on his face. "COURSE I DOES! I DOES, I DOES! Who wouldn't want to luuuurrrrvvveee Draco?! Hehehehehe. I no needs Loopy, no I doesn't! I gots a you!" he said pinning him down on the bed with a wild glint in his eye.

[Yeah, Tam, my horny friend, you get to wait about seven hours for him to get on and reply, probably.]

Guest March 22nd 2010, 8:18 pm

[-feels a tiny bit of herself die with every grammatical mistake she is forced to type-]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 23rd 2010, 1:37 am

[DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOYYY? And I find it awkward that I share a dorm with my own father. SO WEIRD AND CREEPY.]

Draco had no current thought process. He giggled and fell backwards as Sev tackled him. He felt a small voice in the back of his head answer Sev's question, but the alcohol drowned it and pushed it away. He was free from all the thoughts that had been pounding at his mind moments before. All that mattered now was, "SEVERIUS!" Draco squealed as he tried to break free from his grasp. He resorted to tickling Sev, pushing him on his back in the bed that Draco had fallen upon, "I GOTS YOU NOWWWW. You are mines! I shall NEVARR give you back to Looooooopyyyyy. Looperrrr Poooooooperrrr doesn't deserve yous! I do, I do! And nows I got you!" He continued to attack Sev with tickles and pinned him down, straddling him. He couldn't stop giggling, tickling Sev was too much fun, "I thinks I wuvvvv yous more than Loopy ever hasssss. BECAUSE WE'RE SPAYYYYYSHAWL FRIENDS! We stick togethers forevers unlike silly wittle wolvsies." He gave him a cheesy grin before breaking into an unnatural fit of giggles once more.

[XD I'm dying over here.]

Guest March 23rd 2010, 1:37 am

[-is here!- but working on essay, so I'll be a while between posts until I'm done-]

Guest March 23rd 2010, 1:38 am

[-is dying of laughter after reading the post-]

**Draco Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 1:42 am

[DRACO! NO MORE USING THE NICKNAME SEVERIUS!!! EVER AGAIN!!!]

Guest March 23rd 2010, 1:44 am

Severus was drunk, but not quite as much as Draco, and was suddenly very aware that Draco Malfoy, sex god, was now pinning him down and straddling him on a bed, telling him he deserved him and had him. And damn, did Severus Snape like that thought. He burst into fits of laughter at the cheesy grin on Malfoy's face, though his body was most certainly not thinking about his face at all- it was distracted by far more important things, like Draco wrapping his legs around him and leaning over him. "Hehe, loves me more than Loopy? I's not so sure. You's gonna have to prove that one," he said with a wink, before doing what he'd been dying to do since he'd first laid eyes on Malfoy. He grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him down, kissing him hard on the lips, anything resembling logical thought gone from his mind.

-will not die laughing, will not die laughing, oh dear, I think may pass out from lack of oxygen from laughing this hard-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 1:44 am

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[DRACO! NO MORE USING THE NICKNAME SEVERIUS!!! EVER AGAIN!!!]

[WE REALIZED THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHIP. A VERY SCARY NEVER SHOULD HAPPEN SHIP.]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 1:56 am

[*shuts eyes* this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening...]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 23rd 2010, 1:57 am

[.... BUT THEN WHAT SHALL I CALL HIM!? XD This is so awkward for me.]

Draco was caught off guard at first. It was entirely not what he expected, but he didn't pull away. His mind was a whirlpool of madness and he wasn't necessarily thinking anymore. He was hungry for something to fill the void that Pansy had left. He wouldn't use verbals to respond to Sev. In fact, he didn't feel the need to speak anymore at all. He held one hand on the bed, to stable himself as he kissed Sev back. He had lost his focus on the tickling and his free hand moved up to fist in Sev's hair. (-ignores the grease-) He bit on Sev's lip as he pulled away, before he moved his lips down to Sev's neck. He had no idea what his body was doing. It was as if his mind had been separated and forced to watch the scene unfold. He viciously attacked Sev with passion as he nibbled at his neck, grinding himself against him. He paused to glance up at him, smirking. He flashed him a look Does that prove it? He didn't want to speak anymore. It would just lead to more of his crazy drunk antics.

[-shivers because of awkwardness-]

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