Re: The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 6:33 am

Pansy is sort of glad to see Lucius leave, as he looks too remarkably similar to Draco and she finds herself rather drunk and horny, which is never a good thing in the common room. She stares at the fireplace and continues drinking her whiskey wishing Draco wasn't off doing whatever he was doing not at Hogwarts.

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:34 am

Marcus laughed slightly at Penny's comment to Lucius and pulled her closer to him. "Hmmm...." He said looking around trying to think of something to do.

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 6:35 am

Scorpius glares at Gellert as he approaches him. "WHY BOTHER APOLOGIZING? I THINK YOU MEANT TO NEARLY KILL ME. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MASSIVE, FUCKING, HIPPOGRIFF TURD THAT HAS TURNED AN UGLY COLOUR BECAUSE THE SUN MAKES IT ALL DRIED OUT AND IT CRUMBLES ON THE EARTH. THEN UNICORNS COME AND PISS ALL OVER THE THING...AND THEN GRAWP EATS IT AND DIGESTS IT. HE THEN POOPS IT OUT, AND THEN THE PROCESS STARTS AGAIN. THAT WHAT YOU ARE."

Claire McCann June 15th 2010, 6:38 am

Faye enters the party because Elise is getting drunk whoooooo.

**Penelope Rosier** June 15th 2010, 6:38 am

Penny giggled as Marcus pulled her closer and downed the rest of her firebeer

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 15th 2010, 6:41 am

"I'M A HIPPOGRIFF? A HIPPOGRIFF?" He takes a giant gulp of firewhiskey and spills it all over his shirt. "WELL THEN BOW TO ME, YOU LITTLE BASTARD, OR I'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT OR SOMETHING," He laughs loudly and rolls his eyes, running his hand through his hair because that's what Gellert does when rachel is just like OH IT'S GELLERT HE SHOULD PLAY WITH HIS HAIR NOW WOOOH um so then he's like, "OR YOU COULD RIDE ME IF YOU'D LIKE" winkwinkwink.

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:41 am

Marcus started swaying a bit due to his drunkness and downed his firebeer and grabbed another one.

**Reed Dawson** June 15th 2010, 6:42 am

Over the course of everything else that is happening, Illie is downing drinks left and right. She's, duh, a big girl. So by her 8th bottle, she starts to feel buzzed.

**Penelope Rosier** June 15th 2010, 6:45 am

Penny cracks open a third bottle of firebeer and downs half of it. she's beyond tipsy now. she sees Pansy on the couch and wanders over "HEY! whatcha doin all by your lonesome?!"

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 6:46 am

"NO...YOU'RE A HIPPOGRIFF TURD!" he facepalms. "MMKAY, SO... WHY WOULD I BOW TO YOU? THAT WOULD JUST LIKE, PUT ME ON MY KNEES AND LIKE, UBER CLOSE TO YOUR DICK....AND THAT'S LIKE, NOT OKAY. SORRY, I LIKE VAGINAS. APPARENTLY YOU LIKE BOTH, AND THAT'S COOL AND ALL...BUT YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA. SO LIKE...WHY WOULD I RIDE YOU ANYWAY? THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHTTTT."

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:46 am

Gellert Grindelwald wrote:"I'M A HIPPOGRIFF? A HIPPOGRIFF?" He takes a giant gulp of firewhiskey and spills it all over his shirt. "WELL THEN BOW TO ME, YOU LITTLE BASTARD, OR I'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT OR SOMETHING," He laughs loudly and rolls his eyes, running his hand through his hair because that's what Gellert does when rachel is just like OH IT'S GELLERT HE SHOULD PLAY WITH HIS HAIR NOW WOOOH um so then he's like, "OR YOU COULD RIDE ME IF YOU'D LIKE" winkwinkwink.

[I LOVE YOU. -stalks thread while watching anime-]

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:47 am

Marcus notices as Penny leaves and wanders over to Millicent... completely shwasted. "Hey there Millicent. Why you over here all alone?" He says as he takes another swig of firebeer.

**Reed Dawson** June 15th 2010, 6:49 am

Illie sees Penny leave Marcus' side. She sees him coming towards her and slurs. "Hey Marcus. I didn't know there was a party. You know me, I like to stay under the radar."

[OMG NEV!! TWINS!!! I WAS JUST POSTING LIKE THE SAME THING!!

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 6:50 am

[*THINKS NEVILLE AND MILLICENT IS HOTTER...MMMM THOSE GREENHOUSES*]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 6:50 am

Pansy laughed because it's sad that only three firebeers get Penny drunk. She takes another drink of her second or third bottle of whiskey. "Well, Sevvy fell asleep, so I came over here! Firebeer? Really?" She lifts an eyebrow. "Here... try this." She tries to hand Penny her bottle of whiskey, but can't bring herself to actually let go of it. Pansy doesn't like sharing her alcohol. She pulls out her wand instead and summons up a new bottle, but ends up handing Penny the half empty one, opening the new one for herself.

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 15th 2010, 6:51 am

"WELL YOU SEE IT SHOWS THAT WE HAVE THE SAME TASTE - AND THAT TASTE IS YUMMY SWEET AND I JUST BET YOU ARE TOO MAN I DONT KNOW YOU SEEM KINDA CURIOUS AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW SO I WAS JUST SAYIN," he nods vehemently and eyes Scorpius who is really shmexy and blonde and delish and he's like OMNONOMNOMNOMNOM "BESIDES YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF I HAVE A VAGINA...UNTIL YOU CHECK."

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:51 am

"Yeah." He smiles and nods. "So, how have you been Millicent?" He says as he starts to sway slightly, since he is completely wasted.

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:52 am

-is dead-

**Penelope Rosier** June 15th 2010, 6:52 am

she grins, happily taking the whiskey and downing half of what was in there "deelishous! where'd you get this stuff? it's amazing!" she takes another, shorter swig

**Reed Dawson** June 15th 2010, 6:54 am

"I've been okay. I'm much better now." She realizes what she said and blushes. She rushes out "How have you been? Having fun here?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 6:54 am

"WELLS...I DUNNO...YOU SEEM RATHER MANLY. UHH, BUT MAYBES I SHOULD CHECK. JUST TO MAKE SURE. I MEAN, OTHERWISE...MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD HAVE FUCKED A GUY WITH A VAGINA TWICE...AND DOES THAT MAKE ME SOME LAMESAUCE OR SOMETHING? OH MAH GAWDS, WHAT IF I'M A BAD SHAG! I MEAN, SHE FUCKED YOU AND YOU HAVE A VAGINA!" he says with wide eyes. "MY DICK IS GOOD, I SWEARS. I FEELS LIED TO! I ALWAYS THOUGHTS I WASN'T BAD IN THE SACK. MAYBE I AM JUST SHAT."

Guest June 15th 2010, 6:56 am

He smirks a her. "Oh are you doing better now because....I'm here?" He says as he moves a little closer to her and winks. "I've been pretty good. I just wish this party would get interesting."

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 15th 2010, 6:59 am

"MAYBE YOU ARE SHAT WE COULD BE COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL BUT TO TELL YOU AND ER HELP YOU UNDERSTAND AND REMEDY SHIT, UH I MEAN SHAT, WE WOULD HAVE TO DO A TEST RUN," he sloshes a bit of firewhiskey down his chin and onto his chest. "YEAH. SHE MIGHT HAVE FUCKED A MAN WITH A VAGINA. OR A MAN WITH A BAGINA. OR A MAN WITH A -- WITH A --" Gellert lowers his voice dramatically, "WITH A PENIS! BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, WILL YOU?" he looks at him with an exaggeratedly seductive glance, "WHOA THE MYSTERY MUST BE KILLING YOU"

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 7:00 am

"I KNOW RIGHT?!" Pansy quickly drained half her bottle. Whatever issue she was having a few nights ago while drinking with Severus, well it was all better now, as she had knocked out... well... she wasn't even sure anymore how many firebeers and bottles of whiskey she'd had. "I don't remember the guy's name, actually. Odd. Isn't it GOOD??" She turned to Penny and laughed, seeing that she'd already downed half of what she had been given.

Guest June 15th 2010, 7:00 am

-gapes and prays for scorpellert- er, gellorius? HAHAHA. GELLORIOUS. THAT SOUNDS LIKE GLORIOUS.-

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