Re: The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly]

[Reed Dawson]

Her breath catches in her throat. Did he just...wink? No. No way. "Erm. What can we do to make it interestin?" She tries not to smile like a loon.

[Guest]

"I don't know...there are lots of things we could do to make if interesting.." He smirks at her.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius makes a sound like this: FKJGAHKRJHGAREIUWHGRPOIUGHPREOIUGH. "UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!" he wails. "I DON'T KNOWS WHATS TO THINK ANYMORE. I THINK I NEED TO CHECK. I MEAN, JUST FOR MY OWN KNOWLEDGE. JUST SO I CAN SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT. I KIND OF HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING WELL EVER SINCE MY STEP-MUMMY STOPPED READING ME BEDTIME STORIES. BUT YEAHS, MAYBE A QUICK LITTLE CHECK. I MEAN, NO ONE WILL KNOWS, RIGHTS?" he asks cocking his head to the side.

[Penelope Rosier]

Penny downed the rest of the whiskey and sat down on the couch next to Pansy. "THAT. WAS. AMAZING." she felt rather odd now, far beyond tipsy. probably rather drunk by this point

[Reed Dawson]

Her breathing becomes heavier. The alcohol is making her more blunt than usual. "Flint..are you..flirting with me?"

[Guest]

Marcus smirked at her and winked again. The alcohol making him horny and want to flirt and do stuff with everyone. "I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy emptied her bottle, and that made at least like... four. At least, she thought so. She was way too drunk to remember. "IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS REALLY GOOD. I kinda want more. But it's over there. And I'm over here. And. Yeah." She turned to look at Penny again, contemplating finding more whiskey but sort of enjoying actually having someone paying attention to her tonight.

[Penelope Rosier]

Penny didn't know why, but she found herself oddly attracted to Pansy in her state. she decided to test out her little theory as she was horny as fuck and leaned over, laying a kiss on the other girl's lips

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

"IT'LL BE OUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, I PROMISE TO YOU. AND I CAN'T INSURE THAT THIS'LL MAKE YOU SLEEP IT'LL PROBABLY KEEP YOU UP BUT LIKE BELIEVE ALL YOU WANT. I'M JUST GETTIN REALLY TENSE HERE NOT KNOWING SHIT - AND NOT KNOWING SHAT - AND NOT KNOWING THIS AND NOT KNOWING THAT!" Gellert does some weird gangsta moves and makes kissy lips at Dom I mean Scorp.

[Guest]

[WPAGUPAWJ'EPAJGPE'WJA;JEGJMYGNWAJEA
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ARE WE HAVING YURI? PLEASE? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASTAHWAEHEWWAK ]

[Lucius Malfoy]

Scorpius makes a sound like this: FKJGAHKRJHGAREIUWHGRPOIUGHPREOIUGH. "UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!" he wails. "I DON'T KNOWS WHATS TO THINK ANYMORE. I THINK I NEED TO CHECK. I MEAN, JUST FOR MY OWN KNOWLEDGE. JUST SO I CAN SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT. I KIND OF HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING WELL EVER SINCE MY STEP-MUMMY STOPPED READING ME BEDTIME STORIES. BUT YEAHS, MAYBE A QUICK LITTLE CHECK. I MEAN, NO ONE WILL KNOWS, RIGHTS?" he asks cocking his head to the side.

Meanwhile, Viktor Krum is in the hospital wing with Regulus Black, his boyfriend who was raped by Gellert. He suddenly decides that "I'll Stand by You" is a terrible song and he will never listen to it again.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy blinked in surprise as Penny leaned forward and kissed her, but it wasn't entirely unpleasant. She pulled back at first out of shock, but shrugged and blamed it on the alcohol as she dove forward again and kissed the girl back.

[Reed Dawson]

This was too good to be true. She wanted to flirt back, but didn't know how. "Well it seems like you are." She tried to give a sexy smile, but ended up looking like a grotesque shark or something.

[Penelope Rosier]

Penny grinned at the other girls hesitence and smiled wickedly when she came back for more. she leaned in and softly ran her tongue along Pansy's lower lip, hoping the girl would comply

[Guest]

He smirked at her and looked her up and down. He downed the rest of his firebeer and grabbed ANOTHER one, which is like his 8th...and took a huge swig of it. "I guess you'll never know."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"YEAH...I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I'M FEELING KIND OF TENSE IN GENERAL RIGHT NOW," he admits. He glances over at Penny and Pansy and his eyes go all wide-like. WELL HOT DAYUM. TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT...AND IT'S PENNY AND PANSY OF ALL PEOPLE. Or maybe he was imagining this. I mean, he has consumed copious amounts of booze. Nonetheless, the two girls kissing does not help his...tenseness...at all. "WELL WHERES SHOULD I BE INSPECTING YOU? I DON'T THINK THOSE TWO GIRLIES OVER THERE WOULD APPRECIATE SEEING YOUR CROTCHIMUS RIGHT NOWS."

[EOWYN...UHHH...XD
LUNA...I FUCKING LOVE YOU. I'M SORRY. HE REALLY WON'T REMEMBER THIS...REMEMBER? PLEASSSSSSSSSE DON'T HATE ME]

[Lucius Malfoy]

[I LOVE DOM AND ROLF...I HATE SCORPIUS THOUGH! GELLERT RAPED REG AND SLEPT WITH FAYE -runs off to find a new knitting buddy-]

[Guest]

Somehow, somewhere, Headmistress Eowyn feels her sexy senses tingling and falls over dead at the mental image of Pansy and any girl kissing, and possibly doing other things. Oh. My. Merlin.

okayforrealsgoodnightguysandwhenigetontomorrowidemandtofindyuri.

Regulus Black hates Scorpius with a burning, fiery passion, and can't believe his "friend" would go ahead and fucking his "friend" Reg's RAPIST. THANKS BUDDY.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[*LE GASP* UHHH...ALBUS? OH WAIT...HE GETS WITH GELLERT TOO. WELL...APPARENTLY ALL YOUR KNITTING BUDDIES HAVE PROBLEMS XD]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy smirked and parted her lips, her own tongue darting past Penny's before she realized. She twisted her fingers into the girl's hair and laughed into the kiss, dropping her empty bottle of whiskey behind her on the couch. At the moment, she didn't realize that someone might see, but she was far too drunk to think about that, or even really care.

[Lucius Malfoy]

[REMUS IS IN S.P.E.W. VIKTOR WILL GIVE HIM LESSONS! ALSO, VIKTOR WILL FIND OUT ABOUT THIS. HE WILL. HE IS GOING TO HATE SCORPIUS FOREVER AND SCORP CAN GO LIVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. HE IS KICKED OUT OF THE KRACK HOUSE. FAYE IS THE GODMOTHER...AND SCORP IS DEAD TO THE KRACK HOUSEHOLD. ]

[Reed Dawson]

Her face became hot. Holy crap. He was checking her out. She hoped that is beer goggles were working.. She grabbed another bottle a chugged it down. "Well I guess I shouldn't flirt back then right?" She winked, but it looked more like a twitch.

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

So Gellert looks over and is like SHIT DUDE TWO GIRLS HOOKING UP YUM YUM YUM and so he gets this boner shhh he doesnt actually have a bagina but Scorp doesn't know that yet and so he's all: "YEAH WELL YOU'RE RIGHT WE PROBABLY SHOULDNT SUBMIT THEM TO SUCH EROTOCIES LET'S GET OUTTA HERE LET'S MAKE A GREAT ESCAPEEEE"

[Guest]

"SHOULDN'T?!" He looked at her in horror. "Why wouldn't you?"

[Penelope Rosier]

Penny smiled and let her tongue explore pansy's mouth. she nipped at Pansy's lower lip and let her hands find their way up to her hair

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