Re: The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 10:30 pm

"Last night? Last night... I don't remember." Pansy sat up quickly and looked around, at all the empty bottles strewn about on the floor and various articles of clothing that people had left behind. "OH. I DO REMEMBER. OH GOD. OH MERLIN. OH DJINN."

Guest June 15th 2010, 10:31 pm

"OH DJINN? WHAT? WAS DJINN HERE? I HATE THAT GUY OMG HE BRAIDED MY HAIR WITH PINK! But really, what happ- OH SHIT. I REMEMBER. OH GIRL YOU ARE SO SCREWED.... WAIT, WERE YOU SCREWED? BECAUSE IF YOU WERE AND I MISSED THAT SHIT IMA BE SO PISSED."

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 10:35 pm

"Djinn? No he wasn't. But Merlin... Penny was, and I was, and oh no. No. No, I wasn't screwed. At least, I don't think so. No. I'm positive, I was not. I wasn't. Couldn't be." She shook her head repetitively, but stopped as that hurt really badly. "SEVERUS WHY DID I DO THAT? AND YOU SAW? OH NO, YOU SAW IT, YOU SAW, THAT'S TERRIBLE, I'M SORRY YOU SAW."

Guest June 15th 2010, 10:37 pm

"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SORRY BECAUSE THAT WAS SO TOTALLY AWESOME. YOU KNOW I THINK THERE WERE PICTURES IF I GOT ONE WOULD YOU SIGN IT? THAT SHIT'S GONNA GET YOU TO FLOOTUBE FAME, I'M TELLIN' YA. THAT SHIT WAS HOOOOOTTT." SEVERUS ISNT' YELLING MY BILLY MAYS KEY IS JUST STUCK AGAIN.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 10:39 pm

"Severus, NO. NO PICTURES, there can't be pictures, no there can't. I can't believe it. Draco is going to be pissed off. So pissed off..." She hid her face in her hands and tried to pretend it didn't happen, but as she did she could still feel the kiss on her lips and she resisted the urge to scream at herself. Because screaming would make her headache worse. How much had she really drank last night?!

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:19 am

"Pissed off? Are you mad? YEAH, HE'LL BE PISSED- PISSED HE DIDN'T GET TO WATCH, AND I DID! HA! Pansy, relax- the most he'll do is demand a replay, because Pansy Parkinson is hot shit already, and Pansy Parkinson making out with other chics- well- DAYUUMMM, GIRL!" Severus laughs and winks at her. "Didn't know you swung that way. Couldn't have thought to mention it at some point?"

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 16th 2010, 4:23 am

"SEVERUS! It's not exactly like I knew. And it's not exactly like I even initiated it! And it's not like it would happen again anyway. Merlin, I was so drunk." Pansy ran her hands over her face. "Hot shit or not, I like boys, and I am Pansy Malfoy, thank you. I like boys. I like DRACO, to be specific. Not girls. Humans of the male build." She touched her lips, wishing Draco was around. She felt the need to kiss a male just to help prove her point.

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:31 am

Severus laughed. "Hey, nothing wrong with liking both. Just saying. You certainly seemed to be enjoying yourself- oh, don't look so scandalized, it's not like I was the only one watching," he said, trying not think much of Pansy's fingers on her lips, which Eowyn knows to be incredibly hot when girls do that. Dammit. Eowyn hates NJ for all its straight women.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 16th 2010, 4:37 am

Pansy sighed and tried not to think of all the people that had seen, and hoped that they were too drunk to remember. Draco finding out would certainly be interesting, as sure, maybe as a guy he'd find it hot, but this was Draco Malfoy we were talking about. The one who was so fiercely protective of who got to touch Pansy... yeah. Not so good. She shook her head and raked her fingers back through her hair to pull it out of her face. "Nevermind, Sev. Just... don't tell Draco? At least, not yet? I guess I feel like I should at least be the one to let him know what I did." She shrugged and looked up at Severus with somewhat pleading eyes despite her massive headache.

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:40 am

Severus shrugged and smiled. "Hey, it's none of my business. I'm just a lucky spectator," he said with a wink. "If it's any comfort, me and you are the only ones who can hold our liquor well enough to remember anything the next morning after that much drinking. Well- that Lucius guy didn't seem too drunk- but other than that, everyone was trashed."

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 16th 2010, 4:45 am

Pansy narrowed her eyes, trying to remember. "Lucius? Lucius... the blonde one? SEV! That's Draco's COUSIN!" She took a deep breath. "Nevermind. Nevermind, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I reek of whiskey, I need to go change." She lifted her shirt a bit to sniff it, shrugging as she realized it must have gotten drenched a little last night.

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:47 am

Severus is watching intently as she lifts up her shirt slightly, then looks away before she catches him staring. Eowyn thinks that Snape's probably had a thing for Pansy since this forum started, ahhahahahahaa. Good times, Pansy, my friend, good times. "His cousin? No wonder he was ho- I yeah you should totally go change. I should... find a shirt, yeah, that's what I should do. See ya' later," he said, running up to his dorm to go polish his broomstick. Eowyn giggles.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 16th 2010, 4:50 am

Ashley just fell over laughing at the broomstick comment and thinks that's probably true that he's had this thing ever since the beginning. Very good times, indeed. Pansy laughed a bit confused as he left in quite a hurry but shrugged it off and headed to her dormitory with intentions of a shower and clean clothes.

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 5:32 am

PARTY HARD, BITCHES.

*waits for people*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 5:39 am

Pansy ran in and tackled Dee to the floor because it has been way too long since their last pointless Slytherin House Party. "SUP DEE?!"

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 5:46 am

Dee is tackled. "OW, PANSYYYYYY. YOU HURT MY ELBOWWWWW." She sniffles and chugs her firebeer lying down. She doesn't even choke. What a hardcore badass. "I'M JUST HERE, AT THIS PARTY. THE USUAL."

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 5:49 am

"AWWW BEST FRIEND DEE!!" Pansy then kissed her best friend's elbow all better and then found a firebeer for herself. She flopped over on the ground too because she could not let Dee drink cooler than her, and she attempted not to choke as well. Unfortunately, probably more firebeer ended up on the floor than in her mouth.

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 5:52 am

"SO, BEST FRIEND PANSY, I HAD SOMEFINK THAT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU, BUT I FORGOT." Dee frowns and spills firebeer down her front. "OH. OH YEAH. I'M WEARING SOME BOY'S KNICKERS. LOOK!" And then she shows off the random boy's underpants, spilling firebeer down her pants. Silly Dee. "Shitttt, now it looks like I peed my pantses," she whines, crying like Gollum.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 5:58 am

Pansy, while emptying her bottle of firebeer, checks out the undies. "DEE! Where did you get those? DO THEY AT LEAST BELONG TO A HOT BOY?!" She rolled onto her stomach, grabbing another bottle of firebeer which she more successfully drank because she wasn't laying on her back anymore. Yup.

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 6:03 am

"WELL, IT'S A GREAT SCHTORY," Dee slurs. "I told this extremely hot boy that I was going to fuck him like an animal. Then I got his knickers off, and I ran for it!" Dee dissolves into a fit of giggles. "He don't have underpantses no more!"

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Her expression is like this.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:06 am

Ashley cannot respond because she has completely died laughing. Pansy also died laughing, rolling around on the floor because it was quite hilarious. "WHO WAS IT?! WAS IT THAT SCORPIUS FELLOW. BECAUSE I DON'T THINK HE PROBABLY WEARS UNDERPANTSES ANYWAY. NOT THAT I WOULD NOW." Pansy hid her face in a pillow, because that made no sense at all because she's supposed to hate him right now, but with that sexy picture of him as her background, it's really difficult to hate him right now.

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:08 am

Oh. It's a Slytherin party.
I'm too tired to really post here, but I feel like it would be a crime not to mention Snape is here, getting SO drunk right now, and probably staring at Pansy's ass.

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 6:11 am

"SCORPIUSSSSSS. HE'S ONE HOT PIECE OF MAN FLESH. HE'S ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS. BUT HE LIKES PUPPIES. ANY GUY WHO LIKES PUPPIES ISH HOT. BUT IT WAS NOT SCORPIUSSSSSS. HE'S GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH." Dee nods with the most serious look on her face. Ever. NO NOT REALLY SHE LOOKS LIKE A LOON. "So, Pansy Flower Queen, where ish your crown!? YOU SHOULD BE WEARING IT!"
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The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly] - Page 21 U7btc

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:17 am

Marcus walks in like a total badass, he picks up a firebeer and drinks half of it waiting for someone he wants to talk to to show up. Btw, he is wearing his party outfit. MMHMM. His sexy one.

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I know it's not an outside party. But I don't care. When you are that hot it doesn't matter.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:20 am

Pansy promptly gets up and runs in circles, shouting "MY CROWN MY CROWN MY CROWN MY CROWN IT'S GONE." She tripped over Severus and squashed him, but got up again and sat down in front of Dee with wide eyes. "It has been lost, deep within the mysteries and dangers of the forbidden forest, by the hand of one Sirius Black, never to be found again." She flopped over backwards, spilling the few drops of firebeer she had left. "Well. Unless we manage to get ourselves a Hufflepuff on a leash."

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