Re: The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly]

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:21 am

"I'LL FIND YOU ONE!" Severus runs out to leash a puff for his love.

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:21 am

Severus runs back in. "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIND ONE! I'M NOT A FINDER!"

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:23 am

Pansy stood up and grabbed Severus's face in her hands, looking at him very seriously. "Why not, Severus. Why are you not a Finder. Why are you not holding a first year puff baby on a leash for me right now?" She looked genuinely worried and was exceptionally drunk as she had probably been drinking prior to this party as well.

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 6:24 am

Dee's eyes widen until they're as big as circular cheese. "We shall have to get Roo and Tam and have a search party! I think Remmy died, so she can't come. Poor Remmy." Pansy and Dee take a moment to mourn the loss of Remmy. "OH LOOK. SEVERUSH AND MARCUSH ARE HERE. THEY DON'T LIKE ME." Dee shrugs and drinks some more firebeer. "Tra la la la la la, I want to be a MAGICAL WATER BUFFALO," Dee singsongs.

**Reed Dawson** August 13th 2010, 6:24 am

Illie comes in slowly and un-surely. She had never really been to a party before. She kept her head down and went to a corner before she even looked around to see who was there. She wasn't use to being out with her new body, and was really nervous for some reason. SO NERVOUS SHE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE FLINT!! *gasp*

btw, she's wearing this:
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Guest August 13th 2010, 6:26 am

Marcus glanced around to look for someone he knew and spotted Millicent and DAYYYUMMMM she was looking hella fine. He walked his sexy walk over to her. "Hey" He said and flashed his sexy Marcus smile.

**Reed Dawson** August 13th 2010, 6:28 am

Illie jumps when she hears Marcus' voice. She finally looks up and lets out a sigh of relief. "Hey yourself." She looks around the room for the first time and sees Dee, who seems to be a little intoxicated. She smiles and waves to Dee, not sure if she saw it or not.

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:29 am

Pansy Malfoy wrote:Pansy stood up and grabbed Severus's face in her hands, looking at him very seriously. "Why not, Severus. Why are you not a Finder. Why are you not holding a first year puff baby on a leash for me right now?" She looked genuinely worried and was exceptionally drunk as she had probably been drinking prior to this party as well.

Severus flailed wildly in a panic. "I DON'T KNOW! I'LL FIX IT, I SWEARSSSSSSS! I SWEARS ON THE PRECIOUS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT SHE DOES IT IT A LOT!" he said, pointing at Dee. "I'LL RETURN WITH YOUR FINDER, M'LADY!" Snape runs out to find his finder.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:32 am

Pansy clapped happily and wandered back to Dee as Snape ran out of the room. "HE SHALL FETCH MY CROWN FOR ME, WHAT A GOOD SERVANT HE IS, FOR HE PLEASES ME IMMENSELY." She picked up another firebeer and laid down on the couch, sitting up quickly to point at Dee. "NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH, no sir." She laid down again, satisfied with that clarification, and drank away at the wonderful alcohol.

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:32 am

Millicent Bulstrode wrote:Illie jumps when she hears Marcus' voice. She finally looks up and lets out a sigh of relief. "Hey yourself." She looks around the room for the first time and sees Dee, who seems to be a little intoxicated. She smiles and waves to Dee, not sure if she saw it or not.

Marcus looks around and then gives her a confused look. "Who--Who are you waving at?"

**Reed Dawson** August 13th 2010, 6:34 am

She points to Dee. "Dee. I don't really know the other girl all that well. I know her name is Pansy ~~and she's a BAMF~~. I'm glad you're here. I was really nervous." She smiled at him.

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:35 am

He smiled at her. "Why were you nervous?" He asked and took a swig of his drink. "Want a drink?"

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 6:35 am

Dee waves wildly to Illie before turning back to Pansy. "I should hope not! Did you know his knickers are GREY?!" Dee asks, not even remembering how she knew that.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:42 am

"Grey!? How boring. How predictable. How... icky. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU KNOW THAT, NOPE. DON'T TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT." She didn't think about how she'd once come into contact with Severus's underwear, though she'd never touched them to remove them. He was whipped and did it all himself and Pansy was still gloating internally about that even weeks later. "DEE. I KNOW A SONG. DO YOU KNOW I SONG. WE SHOULD SING A SONG."

**Reed Dawson** August 13th 2010, 6:43 am

"Uh. It's stupid. Never mind. I'd love a drink." She grabbed his hand and held onto it while smiling at him. "Where are the drinks at?"

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 6:44 am

"Pansy, I do know a song. I know many songs. But my favorite songs starts out like this," she coughs and jumps on the couch, pulling Pansy into a standing position. "Let's get down to business. To defeat the Huns!"

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:45 am

He grinned at her and walked over to the drinks and handed her a firebeer. "Here" He said and grinned at her again. "And you shouldn't be nervous. You look beautiful...there's no reason to be nervous." he said and gave her a small smile.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:48 am

Pansy throws her bottle aside, and it probably hit Marcus in the stomach. In his squishy stomach because Paul insists Marcus doesn't have abs like his, no he does not. Pansy jumps up to sing with Dee. "Did they send me daughters? WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONSSS?!"

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:49 am

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Then when it hit those babies...it shattered.

**Daphne Greengrass** August 13th 2010, 6:50 am

Dee does a flying backflip, hits the hearth, dies, and comes back to life. All in under one minute. "You're the saddest bunch I ever met. But you can bet before we're through, MISTER I'LL, MAKE A MAN, OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Dee screams, sings, whatever. WHO KNOWS ANYMORE? "I WANNA FUCK GENERAL SHANG!"

**Reed Dawson** August 13th 2010, 6:52 am

She grabbed the drink and took a large swig. "Thanks Marcus. You look quite nice yourself." She eyed his body appreciatively and tried not to drool. She giggled when she saw Dee singing from the couch.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 13th 2010, 6:53 am

"YOU SHOULD INVITE HIM FOR DINNER, AND THEN HE COULD STAY FOREVER." Pansy did a cartwheel in the common room and then climbed up on the table just because she could. "Tranquil as a forest, BUT A FIRE WITHINNNNNNN!"

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:54 am

He grinned at her and took a large swig of his firebeer, finishing it off and grabbing another one, glancing around the room, glad to see that the skanky little slutty whore was not here.

**Reed Dawson** August 13th 2010, 6:56 am

She took another drink. "So. How was your day?"

Guest August 13th 2010, 6:57 am

"Pretty boring. Spent some time out on the pitch, went to classes. Came here." he said and gave her a small smile and took a swig of his drink and let out a sigh. "You?"

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