Re: Rock outcropping overlooking the lake

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 5th 2010, 8:37 am

Viktor is bored and wants to mess with Fabian. "I don't know... I vas thinking of shaving it off again."

**Lucy Weasley** June 5th 2010, 9:07 pm

"OMGWTFBBQ!" Fabian shouted, quite unaware of his abuse of internet speaking. "You BETTER not Viktor Krum, or I will never speak to you again. Ever. You will never see my fabulousness again, and I will pretend you simply don't exist. Even if you gave me all the money in the world, I wouldn't take it because you CANNOT SHAVE OFF YOUR GOATEE. DON'T DO IT, VIKTOR, OR I WILL DIE. AND THEN COME BACK TO LIFE AND SLAP YOU WITH A DEAD FISH. A FISH AS DEAD AS YOU WILL BE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, IF YOU SHAVE POOR LITTLE ROBERTO OFF. HE'S SO YOUNG--DON'T DO THIS!! PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS!"

[I was typing Robert when my finger accidentally hit the 'o'. I think I'm keeping it. XD]

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 5th 2010, 9:09 pm

Viktor bursts out laughing. "I'm kidding, Fabian. The goatee is staying...Little Roberto? Is that really vot you're going to call it?"

**Lucy Weasley** June 5th 2010, 9:13 pm

"Good!" Fabian breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes. Little Roberto. What? Got a problem with it? That's discrimination, Viktor. Goatees are people too--they DESERVE names. And Roberto is no different!! Do you have a problem with it being a Spanish name? That's very rude, Viktor. I think your goatee is very Spanish and deserves a name as such."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 5th 2010, 9:16 pm

"I didn't say I had a problem. It's a er- it's a nice name. I'm not sure how a goatee is a person though. Roberto's a fine name though. Thank you, Fabian, for picking out a name for my goatee," he said, trying to keep a serious face.

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 6:57 am

"NO PROBLEM." Fabian shouts by accident. He forgets that it's not socially acceptable, sometimes. "Whoops. I mean, no problem. And you should know, Viktor, that a person is a person, no matter how small. That's what Horton the elephant says, anyways."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 6:58 am

"Horton the ele-? Forget it. So vot have you been up to?"

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 7:03 am

Fabian blinks. "You know, we see each other almost everyday. Nothing much, really. I woke up, showered, got dressed, fixed my hair, ate, stared at the wall a bit, played chess with myself--which is quite boring, you know--tried to watch grass grow because there wasn't any drying paint, came outside and then I saw you!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 7:04 am

Viktor laughed. "Sounds fun...Hey, can I ask you a serious question?"

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 7:05 am

Fabian's face got all serious and he nodded. "Serious? Yes. Yes you can." he said, trying to prove that he could handle such a question.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 7:06 am

Viktor paused as he thought of the perfect way to go about asking this. "How much time do you spend on your hair everyday?"

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 7:12 am

Fabian brightens up at the question. "Oh, I thought you were going to ask something like, SUPER serious!" he says with a giggle. "Well, after I shower, I brush it out, right? Then I put my moisturizer in, then my cream, then my gel, then I use the hairspray, but I use this special sort of gel stuff so it doesn't get all hard, then I use my silk serum spray to make it glossy, and then finally another gel thing to hold it all in!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 7:13 am

Viktor laughed. "That sounds like a lot of vork to me...And how long does all this take?"

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 7:19 am

Fabian nodded eagerly. "Well, it used to take me two and a half hours, but NOW it only takes me fourty minutes or so! Gid says that's too long for a man to work on his hair, but COME ON. It takes time to look this good!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 7:22 am

Viktor laughed again. "I don't spend anytime on my hair, and I still look pretty good."

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 7:40 am

"WELL, VIKTOR," Fabian huffed. "YOU, DON'T, LIKE, HAVE HAIR. AND IF YOU DID, I'D SOO BRAID IT. AND PUT LITTLE RIBBONS IN THERE. SO TAKE THAT." he snapped. He hadn't snapped in a while, after all.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 7:43 am

Viktor turns very serious all of a sudden. "NO! No you vould not. I vouldn't let you."

Guest June 6th 2010, 7:49 am

[DIDN'T DJINN DO THAT TO SNAPE? HAHAHA]

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 8:05 am

"But Vikttooorrr!" he whined. "Pleassseee?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:06 am

[Umm.... -has no idea but laughs at the mental image-]

"Fine...But don't get your hopes up because I'm never going to have a full head of hair like you. I vouldn't be able to pull it off anyvay."

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 8:27 am

"BUT THINK OF THE HAIR FLIPPING!!" Fabian whined.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:30 am

"I'll leave the hair flipping to you and Sirius, alright? I'll just stick to vot I know."

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 9:10 am

"Oh yeah! That Sirius fellow!" Fabian giggled. "He's a good lad, that one. We should hair flip some time. With Reg, naturally. He still owes me."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 6th 2010, 9:12 am

"Right. He does owe you. You can't let him get avay vithout doing it. I mean-- after vot you made me do, it's only fair."

**Lucy Weasley** June 6th 2010, 9:25 pm

Fabian nodded in agreement. "That, AND he has the hair for it. Really, there's no reason why he shouldn't have done it already!!" he pouted. "Tell him he better do it soon, or I'll add more things that he has to do. Like wearing pumps or something." he giggled at the mental image of Regulus in pumps.

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