Re: The Apple Trees

[Guest]

Regulus is redder than red can possibly be and wishes he had the ability to disappear, or apparate, or just plan cease to exist. "Shut up. Both of you." He refuses to come out from behind the tree and decides to hide there for the rest of his life if he has to, but he is never showing his face again. He spazzes at Viktor's addition. "OH MY GOD THAT IS A HORRIBLE METAPHOR VIKTOR OH MY MERLIN OH MY WIZARD GOD WILL YOU TWO STOP IT!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor rolls his eyes and walks over to pull Reg away from the tree. "You started it. I understand if you regret vot just happened in the room of requirements though," he says with mock disappointment.

[Guest]

Regulus glares at him and puts his hands on his hips. "I didn't say I regretted it, it's not like it's something I haven't done before! I just don't like announcing it to the world, thanks!" Regulus is bright red and begging the earth to swallow him again. "Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck you both!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Done it before? But you've ne-" He pauses as his face turns pale, not bothering to hide how hurt he looks. "Oh."

[Nikki Orwell]

"Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck you both!"

[Kinky Reg... and now I am trying to come up with names... Krackian? Fabtorus?]

[Guest]

[I did tell Luna I would set Reg up for another comment.]

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian, seeing the look on Viktor's face, raised his eyebrows at Reg. "'Fuck us both'?" he repeated. "No thanks. I mean, Viktor is so not my type. Too much brawn, too little brains." he said with a little wink to Viktor. Even though the two of them both knew how untrue this was, he hoped it would lighten the mood. "But, Regulus on the other hand... I'd tap that." he said with a laugh. And a hair flip, of course.

[Guest]

Regulus goes pale at Viktor's face, realizing what he's just said, and looks at him apologetically. He's eternally grateful when Fabian attempts to distract them both, and bursts out laughing hysterically. "I somehow don't see Viktor appreciating that very much. Though, I mean, you're always free to join us sometime," he said with a wink. "Besides, anything he might have too 'little' of, he most certainly makes up for," he added with a grin, feeling slightly less awkward.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles, feeling a little better. He pushes those thoughts out of his mind because he really doesn't want to think about that right now. He wraps his arms around Regulus and smirks at Fabian. "Excuse me? That's not vot you told me that day in the common room. And sorry- but I'm not sharing." He smirks at Fabian and gently kisses Regulus on the neck.

[Lucy Weasley]

"Oh puh-lease. That was all hormones, honey. Don't flatter yourself." he is only slightly jealous when he sees Viktor wrap his arms around Regulus, and it's not from liking Viktor. It's a weird thought, but he wishes that he had someone like that. The feeling is gone as quickly as it came, and he smiles again. "And you aren't sharing? But sharing is caring, Viktor. Didn't they teach you that at Durmstrang?"

[Guest]

Regulus laughed and held Viktor close, grinning up at him. "Awww, you're no fun, Viktor! Since when was I the adventurous one?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor narrows his eyes at Fabian. "Hormones? Do you blame them for you begging me to take my shirt off for you? And for you imaging me naked?" he asked with a smirk. He turns back to Regulus and kisses him on the nose. "No. You're mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Fabian can have Cedric," he says, looking back at Fabian. "You two seemed to hit it off the other day."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian blushes at the mention of Cedric and can only hope Viktor doesn't comment on it. "Psh. 'Hit it off'... Yeah. Sure. I just painted his nails. That's all. Yup."

[Guest]

Regulus laughed and kissed Viktor on the lips, looking up at him adoringly. He looks livelier somehow when he looks at Viktor; healthier, in a way. "Yes, yours, forever. But can't we have some fun?" he pleaded, pouting his lips at Viktor and winking at Fabian.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor rolls his eyes but smiles anyway. "Fine. As long as ve can find a day ven Fabian isn't busy vith Cedric."

[Guest]

Regulus grinned. "Awesome. Only, now Fabian can find out just how far from 'conservative' I am, and he'll never look at me the same!" he cried out.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor wonders where the hell his innocent uke went. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I still think that I'm plenty of fun," he mumbles, shooting a playful glare at Fabian.

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian pouted. "Be quiet! I don't like Cedric like that." he said, his face redder than it should've been. "Which means, my schedule is wide open." he winked. "And it's okay, Regulus. I like the adventurous type better, anyways." he smirked.

[Guest]

"See? I always knew he liked me better," he teased, clinging to Viktor in case he forgot he was only joking around.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smirks at Regulus. "Yeah, but he didn't imagine you naked- and then tell you about it."

[Guest]

Regulus rolls his eyes. "Who wouldn't want to imagine you naked? I know I do, all the more since I actually get to know what's under there," he said, running a finger along the top of Viktor's jeans.

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian raised his eyebrows at Regulus but said nothing.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor grins and kisses Regulus on the lips, a little more than he should in front of Fabian because at the moment he sort of forgot they have an audience.

[Lucy Weasley]

"Now, um, no matter how horny you two might be, I feel like this is not the place to be getting it on. Apple trees are a bit public and all." he smirked, a bit amused.

[Guest]

Regulus squeaks and jumps back from Viktor, Fabian's remark serving as a wake up call. "I am NOT- oh, bugger," he mumbled, turning red again. "You're both awful, you know that?"

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