Re: A Hidden Alcove

[Nikki Orwell]

"Never! My methods make you feel even more alive. Now, just to decide which would be most... effective... why don't you tell me what happened." She smiled, and waited.

[Sirius Black]

"I serenaded him and told him I had feelings for him. Then I panicked, ran off, and then I sat around smoking gillyweed forever, then Molly Prewett threatened me, saying if I hurt him, she'll pierce my scrotum with her stiletto. Repeatedly. And then she will smash my precious guitar to smithereens and shove the splinters under my fingernails. And then she'll cover me in barbecue sauce and set flesh-eating ants upon me, after which she will pop my eyeball out of its socket and turn it around without severing the optical nerve so that I can watch while she strangles the life out of me with one of my own guitar strings. And then she will slice my carcass to pieces with her carving knife and feed me to rabid Komodo Dragons. I highly respect her ability to think of horrible, painful deaths. Unfortunately, I smoked a bit more and finally remembered I'm a horny asshole who would probably just end up hurting Fabian if I listened to my heart and asked him to be mine, which is what I was going to do. Instead, I told him that as much as I cared about him, and as perfect and beautiful as he was, he deserves better. Which of course led to him nearly bursting into tears, and it's a good thing he didn't because then I'll have really panicked, and I messed up enough as it is. Anyway, he somehow still wants to be friends, but also mentioned something about having his heart ripped out, and I'm an idiotic, stupid asshole, because I did all I did trying not to hurt him, and all I did was hurt him."

[Nikki Orwell]

YOU WALKED INTO MY PLANS PERFECTLY. BWAHAHA.

Nikki listened along. "Well, there is a very reasonable solution that I see. I think you need to serenade him again, but set the record straight. And do I have the song for you!" A mild compulsion charm (it was a legal one, and socially acceptable to use on toddlers to potty train them) burst out of her wand, striking Rad in the chest. She waved her disco stick wand again, and the chords of this lovely song began to play. Her charm had ensured Rad would know all the words... and dance along.

[Sirius Black]

I hate you.
I was just rickrolled.
I don't even.... I hate you.

[Nikki Orwell]

EXCUSE ME, RAD NEEDS TO SING AND DANCE ALONG NOW.
AND REALLY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME.
FIRST STEP IS I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, NEXT STEP IS RICKROLLING.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

I
LOVE
NIKKI
SO
MUCH

[Sirius Black]

I LOVE NIKKI TOO BUT OH MY GOD I HATE HER.
Meaning I love you too much for words.

Okay, really, I'm going to post this, I swear, once Rad stops trying to break out of my head to kill Nikki-- OH SHIT! HE'S MOVING. HE HASN'T DONE THIS SINCE LAST NIGHT. SCOREEEEEEEE.

[Nikki Orwell]

AND THIS IS WHY I AM QUEEN OF THERAPY.
-smirk-

[Sirius Black]

Nikki listened along. "Well, there is a very reasonable solution that I see. I think you need to serenade him again, but set the record straight. And do I have the song for you!" A mild compulsion charm (it was a legal one, and socially acceptable to use on toddlers to potty train them) burst out of her wand, striking Rad in the chest. She waved her disco stick wand again, and the chords of this lovely song began to play. Her charm had ensured Rad would know all the words... and dance along.

Caradoc found himself suddenly on his feet, and gaping in horror at Nikki, because his feet were suddenly moving, and he seemed to have no control over this whatsoever. "What the hell did you-- WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE, YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND I DO! A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy!" he belted out, as his arms are now moving too, and he accidentally drops his wand in doing so, and fuck-- he can't seem to pick it up, either. Caradoc Dearborn has hated people before, but his hatred for Nikki might be the strongest emotion he has ever felt in his fucking life right now. "I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin', gotta make you understand-- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND DESERT YOU!" he bellows, while this is now added to the horrible spell from Bitch!Nikki.



"OH I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOUUUUUUUUU!" Caradoc Dearborn is setting Princess Kitty Whiskers on Nikki Orwell as soon as possible.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki just watched, knowing he probably hated her. They all do at first... but just wait, soon he's understand her amazingness once again. She realised his dancing was just as awkward, but it lacked pizazz. And if she was going to make him hate her, might as well go the whole nine yards. With another wave of her wand, a Michael Jackson-esque crotch grab was added to the routine during the chorus.

[Jesse St. James]

The best part is that Justina was walking by and took a few pictures, before she ran off to make a new shrine considering Viktor doesn't love her anymore.

[Sirius Black]

You are the cruelest bitch on this planet. The cruelest bitch. Let it also be known that there are GIFs for everything. Caradoc shoots Nikki the look of death, and prays to some higher supernatural force that no professor walks by, as he finds himself doing this, while singing on. "We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it! Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the game and we're gonna play it! And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see-- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU!"

[Nikki Orwell]

I AM TOO PLEASED WITH MYSELF. IT IS AS IF ANDI AND NIKKI HAVE MELDED, SO MY INNER SLYTHERIN BITCH IS PLEASED WITH MY INNER RAVENCLAW CRAZY.

Nikki began to sway to the beat, enjoying the daggers Caradoc was sending out of his eyes. It was fun to dodge them, metaphorically of course, so she began to dance along more wildly. She liked this part the best, right before she had to start running for her life.

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc attempts to kill Nikki with laser vision, which fails. "We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it! Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the game and we're gonna play it, and I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, I'VE GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUUUU, NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU-- Nikki Orwell, I am going to hurt you, " he declares, the moment the spell wears off. "I am going to hurt you until you cannot possibly hurt any more."

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki winked and channeled all her Lady GaGa. "And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun." She smirked at Rad. "Babe, I didn't realise you swung that way. I know, my sexiness is too much for anyone to handle."

[Sirius Black]

"Oh, haha. I'm more likely to go straight for Luna than I am for you. Right now I'm going to kill you, right after you tell me how the hell you even come up with a jinx like that-- because I'm not gonna lie, you've got mad skills."

[Nikki Orwell]

She flipped her hair. "Dahlin', it is all about being creative. Mild Compulsion Spell, socially acceptable... if you are potty training your child. A strong willed mind that is in various stages of insanity..." She trailed off. "Anything is possible. Now, if we are getting to the point where I run, give me a second." She quickly transfigured her shoes into sneakers, and pulled her hair into a ponytail. "Okay, I am ready. Are you going to throw curses? It is much more fun that way!"

[Sirius Black]

"No, but I'm so breaking into the Ravenclaw dorms while you're off torturing some other poor unsuspecting victim, and burning all your heels-- or worse. I'll steal them and give them to Filch, because I know he's a cross dresser for his summer job," he said, crossing his arms and glaring at Nikki quite seriously.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki forced her eyes to fill with tears as she gazed up at Rad, "You wouldn't" she sniffled, "really do that?" She brushed away one tear. "Right?"

[Sirius Black]

"Do not be starting with the fake tears, I am so unamused right now, it's ridiculous. And I would. That was pure evil, and I think you belong in Slytherin. Also, those sneakers are SO last season," he said pointing at her shoes.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki rolled her eyes. "The better to run for my life in." She laughed. "Like I would run in my nice sneakers! Pinky promise you won't chase me?" She extended her pinky.

[Sirius Black]

"Pinky promise you're not worth chasing," he mumbled, pinky promising as he glowered at her. "Was that supposed to be a form of torture? Because it worked."

[Nikki Orwell]

"Torture? Never! Just mild levels of inducement to live." She smiled. "And it worked! Look at you! All back up on your feet. I find giving people an enemy does wonders for their mood."

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc blinked, and nearly laughed at the ridiculousness of it all, though all he offered Nikki was a slight half smile. "Fine, it might have worked. I feel alive enough to kill you, anyway, unlike before," he remarked, glancing down at Nikki. "That was still cruel."

[Nikki Orwell]

"Well, that is an improvement. Do we need a Stage II?" The fact the two was not a 2 or two was clear, it was most definitely a II. Nikki is special like that in her pronunciations.

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