Re: The Hippogriff Pen

[Nikki Orwell]

"I wish!" Nikki laughed, sitting down and stretching. "How about your ever so interesting love life? Anyone new?"

[Sirius Black]

"Uh, since the last time we spoke? A whole world of new, honestly," he laughed, drumming his fingers on the pumpkin he was sitting on. "Well, there's still Viktor-- I don't know if I'd even mentioned him to you, honestly, big Bulgarian hunk? Well, we've had immense amounts of sexual tension since we met, basically-- and I totally almost got him, too, but I was cockblocked by some annoying little twat of a fifth year. So next time I see that gorgeous, Bulgarian ass, I'm so tapping that. But honestly, he's not really been the one on my mind," he admitted, his mind flickering back to his talk with Tristan the night before, which Eowyn should reply to... oops. Sorry Joel.

[Nikki Orwell]

"A Bulgarian hunk? Lucky you! Why are the good ones always gay?" She sighed sadly. "Cockblocked? Now that is unacceptable. Want me to have a quick re-education lesson with the kid? Merlin forbid my darling Rad doesn't get some regularly!" Nikki's tone was both deadly serious and lightly sarcastic, a study in her insanity. "And my very important question to you is how on earth is your mind not on a lovely piece of Bulgarian man-meat when you are this," she pounded her palms together, "close to getting it?"

[Sirius Black]

"I... honestly have no idea how to answer that question, because when you put it like that, it's utterly ridiculous," he laughed, shaking his head at his own inanity. "Nah, don't bother re-educating Regulus, I'll just feed him to Mrs. Norris if I can't find Princess Pretty Whiskers, or something. But really, if I go a week without getting some, I will so take out my temper on him," he decided, before returning to the original topic. "It's just, there's a friend of mine, his name is Fabian-- I don't know if you know him-- if you don't, you should. He's the sweetest thing in the world, not to mention a hot piece of ass, but there's something different about him. I don't really know what, but he's not like the rest of them, not to me, anyway. I just, I don't really know what I think about him, all I know is that he's on my mind-- a lot. And that he's the cutest thing in the world, when his cheeks are all red."

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki immediately shifted into serious mode, which she didn't activate very often. She usually thought she should get some sort of cool background music and special effects for when she did though. Maybe like how in Digimon they had that whole song and close up for when the Digimon digivolved. She toed witht eh idea briefly before throwing it out. "This Fabian sounds really nice... I'll try to meet him. And maybe you actually, I know this sounds crazy, want a committed relationship with him... eventually. After you are done shagging your way through the gay males of Hogwarts of course." The serious facade dropped. "Maybe I should make buttons, and hand them out to those you have shagged. It can be like a club. How do you like the sound of the Buggered By Caradoc club?" Nikki kept her eyes wide and innocent, but smirked at her joke.

[Sirius Black]

"Buggered?! That sounds rather unpleasant. How about 'Received the Best Sex of My Life Thanks To Caradoc Dearborn' buttons? I feel like that would be way more appropriate," he said, smirking at Nikki, before bursting out laughing. "Nikki, can you ever seen me in a committed relationship? Try maybe, in like, twenty years, but it's practically the opposite of my nature. I don't know, I mean, I guess there might be some truth to it-- as hot as he is, I don't just want to bang him. I really wanna get to know him, is all, he's just so sweet and funny, and so interesting. You know, this one time, we made a blanket fort using hot pink glitter blankets, and built a giant lego castle inside it, with McGoogles and Dumbledore lego people? It was pretty epic. There was a knight in shining armor, with a narwhal instead of a steed. Talk about cool," he chuckled, smiling brightly at the memory. "But he's different from everyone else. He gets awkward sometimes, but I don't really mind, honestly, it's rather endearing, the way he blushes right up to his ears, and that shy smile of his is really beautiful."

[Nikki Orwell]

[SORRY, I HAD MY COUSIN OVER AND WAS VISITING/PLAYING WITH MY THREE MONTH OLD COUSIN FROM AFAR.]

"Well, I guess that would be good... but you'd never fit it on a button. How about Transcended Ecstasy With Caradoc buttons?" She giggled at it. "I think it would be rather fitting." She listen carefully as Rad talked about Fabian. "I think I have two solutions to your predicament, each as wild as the other. The first is you just want to be friends with him. No wild butt sex, no blow jobs, just friendship. Maybe that is why you want to get to know him, because you see yourself being good friends with him, but you aren't used to being just friends with a guy. Especially a particularly cute guy." She waited to see what he thought of that before starting on her other theory.

[Sirius Black]

"Transcended ecstasy? I can deal with that. We should start handing them out, but first, I have to remember who to give them to. Best start early, before I forget them all, and have to start all over to make sure everyone gets the button they earned," he said, trying to imagine Raphael's face if Gabriel walked into the hospital wing wearing one of those epic buttons that Eowyn might legit photoshop. Rad pauses to think about what Nikki's said, and ends up gaping at her with wide eyes, and his jaw dropped. "But... what is life, without blow jobs and wild sex? I don't... I don't think I understand. Nope, definitely do not understand. What's the point of being just friends with a particularly good looking, definitely not straight, very much single and quite possibly interested guy? I mean, don't get me wrong-- I do have friends that are not-straight-guys, that are just friends, but that doesn't mean I don't WANT to sleep with them. I just already have, or plan to in the future, generally. Or I suppose in the case of Viktor, I see us becoming friends with benefits quite soon. But as I was saying-- I mean, just because I have guy friends I am not currently fucking, doesn't mean I don't want to. So, I'm totally not getting this theory."

[Nikki Orwell]

"You could be getting blow jobs and having wild sex with someone else silly." Nikki laughed and slapped him lightly upside the head. "Men, such one track minds." She idly plucked some grass from the ground and began spinning it between her fingers. "If you don't like that theory, you won't believe this one at all. I think you have a crush on this Fabian, like a relationship wanting crush. I mean, it is all there. Sexy name and bum, wanting to get to know him better, not wanting him as just another shag. Seeing yourself doing stuff with him. I especially would like to note the uses of cute and adorable versus sexy and hot." She turned to the hippogriffs. "Members if the jury, what do you think?"

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc blinks. "You know, I didn't quite believe you, when you said you were insane, but now I really do. You're completely, er, what's the phrase? Oh, right. You're bloody bonkers, Nikki, honestly," he replied, laughing so hard he promptly falls off the pumpkin and onto the ground. "I think you and Tristan have either been hanging out too much, or have some sort of weird telepathy going on, because he said more or less the same thing to me last night. Of course, Tristan's sanity is questionable as well, so, there is always the possibility that you're both just totally crazy. But I won't deny I have a crush on him, even I'm not that stupid. I just... I don't know. Even if that was what I wanted, there's no way I could make something like that work. Fidelity and I... they, they just don't work together. And I wouldn't want to hurt someone like Fabian. He's too precious, and, I don't know, almost delicate, I guess. He's not the kind of guy that would get into something that didn't really mean something, I don't think."

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki smiled at Caradoc, unflustered by being called crazy. "I wonder if one day leopards can change their spots, and zebras their stripes." She began to whistle 'Oh Danny Boy.'

[Sirius Black]

"Wait, what are you saying, that I can't change?" he asked, looking up at her, as he's still sitting comfortably on the ground. "I don't even honestly know if I could, like I said. But either way, I either need to stop thinking about him, or do something about it-- or something, I don't even know. He's just so, so, I don't even know-- he's just so Fabian. And that clearly means something, if my brain would rather focus on him than that delicious quidditch player, whom I better be banging by the end of the week, or there's going to be some serious issues."

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki gave her best empty-headed smile. "Did I say something?" She smiled as he spoke, because it was clear he was head over heels for the bloke. "I guess you'll have to do what us lesser mortals do." She dropped the grass she was twirling. "Blunder along and hope we don't fuck anything up irreparably."

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc laughed and nodded, getting up to hug Nikki. "That sounds good to me. I think I can try not to muck things up too terribly, and if the worst happens, I'll just hope pouting a lot gets me out of trouble. It works sometimes, you know," he grinned, pecking her on the cheek. "You and I need to not be strangers, really. I like hanging out with you."

[Nikki Orwell]

"I won't be a stranger... but I am entering the Who Wants To Be A Pirate competition soon. The school doesn't notice I am gone because I stole the course outlines int he beginning of the year and send in my homework when it is due." She snuggled into his hug briefly. "I love hanging out with you too!"

[Sirius Black]

"Well, I'm sure you'll make an awesome pirate, Nikki! But I think I'll get going for now-- we'll hang out soon, though, okay? I'll see you around, gorgeous!" he said, waving as he walked off so Eowyn can pass out now... ow, my boobs hurt. Fuck PMS.

[Nikki Orwell]

"You betcha!" She skipped off.

-hugs- Feel better lovely!

[Remus Lupin]

Remus is standing outside the hippogriff pen, watching the beautiful creatures, as he waits for Viktor to show up. Yay!

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

It took Viktor a while to get here because he kept running into this pink girl running around. *stares at Inner!Luna who's super excited about the pink* "Hey, Rem!" He smiles happily as he stops next to his buddy, keeping one eye on the Hippogriffs, just in case.

[Remus Lupin]

"Hey, Vik!" Remus smiles at his buddy, giving him a quick hug. He laughs when he sees Viktor keeping an eye on the hippogriffs. "They're beautiful aren't they? Do you want to go in and see them yet or wait?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles and returns the hug. "Yeah, beautiful," he says, glancing over at the hippogriffs to get a better look. "Ve can go in now if you'd like," he smiles, rather excited about these creatures, because they really are beautiful even if they are sort of evil looking. Viktor has battled past dragons. He should be fine, right? Right.

[Remus Lupin]

"Awesome." Remus is quite excited to visit the hippogriffs cause he likes them a lot - even though they don't like him as much. Not that that means they're threatening to him. He can just tell they're more wary of him than others. He opens the gate and takes Viktor's hand, pulling him into the pen. "So, which one do you want to see?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles as Remus leads him closer to the rather large animals. He looks around for a moment, thinking of which one looks like friendliest. "How about that von," he suggests, gesturing towards a palomino hippogriff with a small nod, because palomino horses are super pretty.


*wants*

[Remus Lupin]

OMG PRETTY!!

Remus looks at the pretty hippogriff that Viktor gestured to and smiles. "That one's lovely. Let's go." he leads Viktor over to the hippogriff. "Alright. Do you want me to show you how it's done first or shall I walk you through it?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I think I can handle it if you valk me through the steps," he says, smiling happily because he's really excited about this particular hippogriff. "Er- You're supposed to bow or something, right?"

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