Re: Rock outcropping overlooking the lake

Guest July 20th 2010, 2:29 am

Sirius nodded sullenly. "Way too freaky. My BFF and I have a pact, he is never, ever, ever allowed to speak of it again. Stupid jerk still brings it up every once in a while," he said, shuddering from painful memories of hearing Viktor talk about sucking his brother's cock. "Doesn't really bother me as much that they're together anymore, but it used to piss me off so bad. My brother and I don't really get along," he said simply, not really wanting to go into it. "It's kind of funny, actually- they were dating before he was my BFF. That's kind of how we met, actually, I think. Yeah, it definitely was. The first time I met my BFF was also the time I found out my brother was gay, as Viktor was on top of him at the time. Bad, bad, bad memories," he said with a grimace.

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 2:36 am

Milli shudders as well. "That would be...awkward," Milli says, deciding that awkward is an appropriate adjective. "If I found out my sister was gay with my best friend, I dunno what I'd do." Yes she has a sister. I found that out while doing research for my 2.0 character profile. Huh.

Guest July 20th 2010, 2:41 am

"Yeah, very awkward. I think I punched him. That bit was fun," he said with a short laugh. "It's weird, but I got used to it after a while. As long as he doesn't bring up any awkward stuff. I don't think he knows what awkward is, though. He's utterly shameless, that boy. I mean, I'm not exactly an awkward dude, but really- I don't think the man has any semblance of shame in him. "So, you've got a sister? What year is she in?" he asked excitedly, because he totally doesn't do fourteen year olds.

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 2:49 am

"Punching is fun," Milli agrees, nodding ~~Siriusly~~ seriously. "Very useful too. My sister? She's 10 18. She graduated last year." A little bit of Milli died when I read the last sentence.

Guest July 20th 2010, 2:54 am

"DAMN!" he half-shouts, then gets his cool back. "Oh, that's nice," he grumbled a little, brushing the hair out of his eyes and looking up at the sun. "Goddamn is it hot out today," he said, then pulled off his shirt, tossing it next to his jacket. "And it was chill when I left this morning, hence the jacket. I hate summer at Hogwarts, actually have to wear clothing and all. Can't wait to get back home, where I can prance about in the nude and get back to my motorcycle," he said with a bright grin.

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 3:06 am

Milli raised an eyebrow. "Dude. Remember the girlfriend." And now Eowyn is just being mean to me be making my inner Milli freak out. But thankfully RP Milli is a good actress. She does enjoy the view though. I mean, it's a shirtless Sirius Black who looks like Jared Leto. Who wouldn't enjoy that?

Guest July 20th 2010, 3:08 am

Sirius grinned at her comment. "Hey, I remember the girlfriend just fine. I treat her right, goddammit, I love the girl. Most people never thought they'd see the day Sirius Black was whipped, but whadya know, it happened. Nothing I wouldn't do for that babe- and she's not exactly lacking in any department- her only flaw is that she's not around nearly enough..." he said, his expression rather cross at the last words.

Guest July 20th 2010, 3:08 am

GOTTA GO BBL.

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 3:19 am

"Whipped?" she giggled. "You don't seem like the whipped type to me." Milli glanced sideways at him. "So whipped that you would make her the sammich?"

ALRIGHTY DARLING.

Guest July 20th 2010, 4:15 am

Sirius stared blankly, then burst out laughing hysterically. "Hell no! That woman makes ME the sammiches, and that is why I love her. There is only one thing I love as much as I love Fleur and sex, and that is a good sammich. Sammiches are kind of the only reason I exist, besides being sexy. It's my job in life. My place in the circle. Sammiches are made, and I eat them. If you can make a sammich, I shall be your friend, that's just how it works."

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 4:27 am

"Boys," Milli sighs dramatically. "That's all they care about. Sex and sammiches. ~~And Call of Duty.~~" She shakes her head. "So that's your job, huh? Being sexy? Does that pay well? I suppose it's just like being a porn star..."

Guest July 20th 2010, 4:29 am

Sirius laughed at that. "It's my life's goal to become either an Auror or a porn star. I'll get to one of those eventually, if not both. And no, that's not true. Sometimes we just need a girl to do the ironing, not just for blow jobs and sammiches. And I'm gonna need a girl who can read maps. Hm. I hope Fleur can read maps. I cannot read maps, no I cannot, and I don't think my other BFF Remus will always be there when I need a map reader, and that is a scary thought."

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 4:44 am

"How could I possibly forget the ironing!" Milli cried, her hand flying to her forehead as if she was about to faint. "The map is new, though I totally get it. That is why I will always Apparate, use a Portkey or Floo Powder to travel. Flying stays strictly recreational. Although," she says thoughtfully. "I could always get a palenqine. Then I could have people walk for me!"

Guest July 20th 2010, 4:52 am

"A palanquin. Why have I never thought of a palanquin!??!?! THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA. HIGH FIVE, WOMAN!" Sirius high fives her, and if he were Percy he would miss, but he is not, so he doesn't miss. Cool. "And I love flying, I really do. Er, it would be kinda hard to not like flying when your BFF is an international quidditch player, now that I think about it," he said with a laugh. "Yeah. Palanquin. Now I know what to do with all my fanboys. They can walk for me."

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 5:01 am

Milli does not miss the high five even though I would and would have to try five more times to get it right but Milli is cooler than I so yeah. My inner Remus just flinched at the lack of commas. "Why thank you. The power of my brain astounds even me sometimes," she grins. "And I'm sure all the little fanboys and girls will jump at that chance."

Guest July 20th 2010, 5:03 am

"Indeed they will. Maybe we should get palanquins together. I've got enough fans that they'd carry you too. Whad'ya say, let's go palanquin shopping sometime. I want one with a boss Zefron poster on it. That'd be pretty badass, I think."

**Romilda Vane** July 20th 2010, 5:15 am

"Zefron? That's extremely badass. Although I think I'll take the Zefron one and you could have Ashley Tisdale. That would work. And then we could round up fanboys to carry our palenquines, which we will parade through a crowd of envious onlookers. Oh yes," Milli says nodding. "This will be splendid."

Guest July 21st 2010, 9:01 pm

Sirius stared at her in horror. "ASHLEY TISDALE? ARE YOU SERIOUS? That's just messed up. Everyone knows Taylor Swift is the hotter blonde, dammit. I know dudes with a shrine to her that are half the size of the shrines my fangirls have for ME. That's totally awesome. But yes. SPLENDID INDEED."

**Romilda Vane** July 21st 2010, 9:08 pm

"Then you can have Tay Tay. But Zefron is MINE. MINE MINE MINE," Milli chants. "Taylor's also more popular and a better singer than Ashley will ever be. I mean, HELLO, Taylor has 'You Belong With Me,' while Ashley has, what, 'He Said, She Said?' PSHT. Tisdale has nothing on Swift."

Guest July 21st 2010, 9:10 pm

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I would totally sing a T. Swift song while I was drunk. Then again, I do a lot of things when I'm drunk. But I don't think anything could make me sing Tisdale, EVER. Just ain't right."

**Romilda Vane** July 21st 2010, 9:14 pm

"No that's not right. I might die if I heard anyone sing Tisdale. It just doesn't work. I frequently sing T. Sweezy. Not just when I'm drunk. I actually have never sung when drunk. At least, I don't think I have. It would be, like, awful sounding."

Guest July 21st 2010, 9:17 pm

"Yeah. I do a lot of pretty awesome shit when I'm drunk. Especially singing. And dancing. I'm a fantastic dancer to begin with, but I'm just totally awesome when I'm drunk. Though that may have to do with the fact I am dancing in a lot less clothing when I'm drunk, typically... if I'm wearing clothes, I mean."

**Romilda Vane** July 21st 2010, 9:21 pm

"You enjoy stripping then? That must be a sight for your fangirls. A naked Sirius Black? Dancing? That must give them heart attacks."

Guest July 21st 2010, 9:24 pm

"Oh, stripping is way too much fun. Yeah. But getting drunk usually leads to some really bad mistakes. Like playing truth or dare with your gay best friend whom your brother is in love with. Not one of my better choices. Or this one time, at my friend's bachelor party. I really don't remember what happened, all I remember is waking up on top of James in nothing but my boxers which were filled with muggle dollar bills. I'm kinda curious about that. I also don't think I ever found my pants... Shame. They were nice pants."

**Romilda Vane** July 21st 2010, 9:34 pm

"You played truth or dare with your gay best friend who your brother is in love with? I can certainly see why that would be bad. And you woke up, on top of your friend, with muggle money in your boxers. I'm not even going to ask how that happened. What did I do last time I got drunk? Well, I rode a giant squid, and hit someone over the head with a muggle TV. That was actually a pretty fun time, although the hangover definetly wasn't worth it. My God, I stumbled around the school looking like an idiot all day. I was all drunken

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