Re: Under a Random Tree

Guest May 14th 2010, 5:41 pm

Padfoot decides to fuck with Viktor's head, and nods. "Woof," he says in agreement. Eowyn really wants Viktor and Padfoot to get along so Eowyn can receive Alex's love. FUCK THIS. Padfoot is so depressed himself that he really doesn't care who he hangs out with, if they'll scratch behind his ears. Even if this was the douche raping his little brother, the guy looked sad, and in doggy form Sirius can't help but be a good doggie friend. He sits down next to Viktor.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 5:44 pm

Viktor's eyes widen. Did that dog jus- No. It didn't. Viktor was just insane. Great. Viktor watches the dog sit down and reaches over to pet him on the head, feeling somewhat better because dogs make EVERYTHING better.

Guest May 14th 2010, 5:46 pm

Padfoots feels a little better himself about everything with someone petting him and showing him affection, even if the only affection he really wanted right now was Fleur's, and the marauders. The marauders were all assholes, though. God. What has this world come to, when Sirius is resorting to doggie form to get love? Madness. He's sad again and makes the saddest puppy eyes you have ever seen, and rests his doggie head on Viktor's leg.

**Draco Malfoy** May 14th 2010, 5:47 pm

[OMR PADFOOT!!!!!! I MISSED THAT!!!! HOLY SHITTTTTTTT COOL!!!!!]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 5:49 pm

Viktor frowns and scratches behind the dog's ears as he rests his head on his leg. "Looks like you're haffing a rough day too, huh."

Guest May 14th 2010, 5:52 pm

Padfoot lifts up his head again and nods, letting out a small, pathetic sounding growl, and looking at him with EVEN SADDER PUPPY EYES.

**Draco Malfoy** May 14th 2010, 5:55 pm

[BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I JUST REALIZED ALL THE DRAMA LLAMA POTENTIAL OF THIS]

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 6:15 pm

Viktor returns the sad look and feels bad for this dog even though he has no idea how a dog can have such a bad day. He continues rubbing the dog's head but suddenly stops. "Vait. Can you understand me?" Viktor did not have that much to drink last night.

Guest May 14th 2010, 6:21 pm

[Wait, you mean if Viktor finds out that he's Sirius?]

Padfoot pauses, debating whether or not to be a good doggie, or fuck with him a little more. He decides Viktor might freak out, so he just stares blankly at him and keeps an eye out for squirrels.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 6:28 pm

Viktor eyes the dog suspiciously but goes back to petting it again. Maybe he was crazy. Fan-fucking-tastic. "You're lucky to be a dog. You don't haff to vorry about stupid people and their problems," he tells the dog, not caring if he looks like a loon on loon tablets.

Guest May 14th 2010, 6:30 pm

The dog snorts, amused, but is still a good doggie and looks up at Viktor, concerned. That was the nice thing about being a dog. As Sirius, he couldn't care about some people. In doggie form, he could feel the way he really felt- and right now, seeing Viktor like this; it made him feel sorry. He sat quietly and tilted his head, as if asking him to continue.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 6:36 pm

Viktor looked at the dog with his own sad eyes. Even if he couldn't understand him it still looked like he was listening. He sighed and continued scratching Padfoot behind the ears. "I broke up vith my crack head of a boyfriend yesterday," he mumbles. "Maybe it vould haff been different if had he told me, but he didn't. He lied about everything and did it behind my back," he continues miserably.

Guest May 14th 2010, 6:41 pm

*runs in and sees the dog*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

*runs up a tree*

Guest May 14th 2010, 6:43 pm

Padfoot promptly let out a loud BARK! and accidentally bites down on the stick he was nomming on in shock. "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ARF WOOF!?!?!!?!" Padfoot proceeds to panic and run in circles for a few minutes, not even REGISTERING that squirrel just squeaked by. After running around barking like mad he freezes and jumps on Viktor, standing on his chest and going "WOOF!" angrily in his face, DEMANDING he explain himself.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 6:46 pm

"Vot!? Vot!? Ok, I vill finish the story." He gently pushes the dog off of him and looks it in the eyes. "Yesterday he dropped his cocaine and I found it. End of story. I don't know vy he did it and I don't know how he got it. He vasn't exactly helpful in explaining."

Guest May 14th 2010, 6:48 pm

Padfoot growls threateningly, looking like he might tear a chunk out of Viktor's leg if he says the wrong thing. He listens intently, not blinking, tongue hanging out as he pants from his panic attack. He slowly backed off Viktor and lay down on the grass, hiding his eyes behind his paws. "Woof."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 6:49 pm

Viktor blinks. "You are some dog..."

Guest May 14th 2010, 6:53 pm

Padfoot removes his paws from his eyes and sits up, walking over to Viktor and sitting beside him, resting his paw on the man, feeling horrible for him. He'd known what Regulus was like, and yet he'd blamed Viktor. He never should have. It should have been Viktor he protected, not his fool of a brother, that worthless shit. He sincerely wished he could take back his reaction that day and start over. Maybe if he'd been Viktor's friend, he'd have stopped him from getting involved with him. He looked at him sadly, wondering how his brother could could let himself get so low. How much more pathetic can he be?

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 6:56 pm

Viktor sat there feeling comforted by the dog he just met. "I hate him. I hate Regulus and the vay he blushes. I hate the vay he talks. The vay he lies. The vay he feels in my mouth. The vay he screamed my name in the locker room last night ven I fucked him face to face."

Guest May 14th 2010, 7:04 pm

Padfoot promptly jumped two feet in the air and howled in horror, losing total control of his thought process. EWWWWWWWWWWW. Suddenly he's panicking even more because he realizes he really had lost ALL control, and had transformed back into human form- which of course means he's naked. He promptly freaks out and dives behind the nearest bush, refusing to come out. "TOO MUCH INFORMATION! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" he yells, wishing that the ground would swallow him whole.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 7:08 pm

Viktor's jaw drops and his face turns pale. He just told Regulus' brother that- HOLY FUCKING FIREBOLTS! He stared at the bush in disbelieving, not sure where to start. "You- dog. You're an animagus?" he says, still pale after telling Sirius Black about his sexual adventures.

Guest May 14th 2010, 7:11 pm

Sirius groans and does not remember wishing he were dead this much in his whole life. "Yes. Since " comes a muffled voice. "Can you do me a favor? Either toss me your robes, or kill me now? The second is preferable."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 7:14 pm

Viktor takes off his robes and tosses them towards the bush, not needing to see anymore of Sirius than he already has. "I'd rather not kill you... unless you vant to kill me too. Ve could do it at the same time," he says vowing to never talk to dogs again.

Guest May 14th 2010, 7:15 pm

[LMAO.]

Sirius quickly donned Viktor's robes and emerges from the bush, leaves in his hair and looking utterly mortified. "Right. Suicide pact. Sounds wonderful," he said, refusing to look Viktor in the eye. "Well, this is awkward," he states with as much dignity as he can muster.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 14th 2010, 7:18 pm

"You think?" he asks knowing that mental image will never leave his mind. Not that it wasn't a great one or anything. The Black family really knew how to make 'em. Sirius was definitely the bigger brother...in more ways than one. "So...you alvays valk around like a dog playing therapist?"

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