Re: The Quidditch Pitch

[Guest]

Sirius laughed hysterically, shaking his head. "What's wrong with blondes, Viktor? Don't tell me you don't think Fleur is gorgeous, even a gay guy can't deny that my girl is quite easily the most gorgeous girl in this school. Clearly, I have no problem with blondes," he said with a smirk. Oh dear. Sirius does like to brag.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughed and shook his head. "Yes. She is. I'll admit that much. And nice too. Ve spent a lot of time together during the Tri-Vizard tournament. You're a lucky guy, Sirius. But blondes just aren't my thing. Apparently it's just the Black brothers who love blondes," he said with an eye roll. Stupid Lucius.

[Guest]

[As this is before the Lucius scene, Sirius does not really know what Viktor is talking about as he doesn't particularly remember Gellert's hair color as he has never seen him.]

Sirius looked confusedly at Viktor. "Brothers? As in, Reg too? Huh? You're not blonde," he said rather stupidly, feeling the need to point out the obvious. "And damn right, I'm lucky, I wouldn't trade her for anything... Well, maybe a lifetime supply of Hermione's sammiches, but that's just a maybe."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

OH. DID NOT KNOW THAT. OOPS...

Viktor rolled his eyes but suddenly froze. "...Regulus has never made me a sammich."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Wait," Scorpius says, interrupting the conversation for a moment. "You're Reg's brother?!" he asks completely in shock.

[Guest]

Sirius laughed at the look of shock on Scorpius' face, shaking his gorgeous black hair out of his eyes to smirk at him. "Yes, I'm Regulus' brother, the infamous outcast of the Black family, aren't I special?" he said sardonically, but with a smile on his face. "Don't need to look so surprised, I mean, I know I'm sexier and all, but we don't look all that different, really. Unless you mean the clothes, in which case yes, I am red and gold, and he is obviously silver and green, which is a rather big difference around here."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius considers Sirius for a moment. "Yes, I suppose that's true. I see the similarities between the two of you now. It's not quite that though. It's the way you carry yourself that makes the two of you seem loads different. You're outgoing, friendly, have a sense of humour.... he, well...he can be the opposite at times. When I first met him, I thought he was a moody, no-good git. He's changed quite a bit though after meeting our buddy Viktor over here," he says.

OMR Sorry. Had to shower and shizzit.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles proudly because he made Regulus awesome...Then Regulus turned into a bitch again. Mission Failed. "I try," he said with a shrug. "Um. No. Actually I don't try. It just comes natural, I guess."

[Guest]

Sirius snorted with laughter at that, grinning widely because he just loves to laugh and smile, really. He seems to do that in every post. "You've got a point. If it weren't for the way we look, I'd say I was exchanged at birth or something, we're about as different as can be. Pretty much nothing in common, really. Well, excluding Viktor, anyway," he said with a chortle. "Yeah. Outgoing. Friendly. Sense of humor. Absolutely dashing and impossibly sexy. That about sums me up," he said with a rather smug expression, before laughing again. "Er, I forgot to add narcissistic there. And arrogant. Mhm. Hey, at least I'm honest. Hey, there's another one! I'm honest! While we're naming Sirius' traits let's just add brave and sex god to the list, just ask half the girls in this school that're worth doing," he said with a wink.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Careful Sirius. Your ego's about to explode, and I really don't vant to clean that shit up," he says with a wink. "Even if it is true. Maybe you should write a book about how awesome you are," he teased and Luna sighs because Sirius is so going to take this siriusly.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius can't help but laugh with what Sirius says. "Well, I can see exactly why Viktor thought we'd get along swimmingly," he says. "My thinking was very much the same. I've tamed down a bit after getting together with my girlfriend. Definitely not quite the same arrogant butt trumpet that I used to be. Part of me misses those days sometimes," he says with a longing sigh. "I mean, don't get me wrong...I love my girlfriend, but those were the nice, carefree, fuck whomever and whenever you need someone days. Now, it's when they feel like it. I've got needs though, you know?" he says running a hand through his hair.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor's lips twitch into a very amused smirk because he's just realized something that is very, well, amusing. "Huh. That's interesting. It looks like the gay guy has the best sex life at the moment, doesn't it? Guess it's just another plus to dating guy over girls, I suppose. They never say no--Okay. That vos von time, but all the other times it's yes, yes, yes."

[Guest]

Sirius' eyes lit up at the idea of writing yet another book. "I LIKE THAT IDEA VERY MUCH, DID I TELL YOU I'M WRITING A BOOK ALREADY? I can't wait to tell Remus. It was Mya's idea, actually. I am officially writing the Wizard Sex God's Guide Book, and I'm supposed to ask Fleur if we can take pictures next time," he said with a wink. "I somehow don't see her saying no to me. See, I'm still the same arrogant butt trumpet, only now the fangirls back off a little more, though Fleur seems to be afraid they might kill her or something. But man-- I feel ya on that one. I'm dating one of the horniest girls in this school, and some stupid shit happened and I haven't gotten laid in a month because of it. It's driving us both insane, I think, but I think it'll sort itself out soon-- given what she said last night," he said with a wide grin and a wink at Viktor. "OKAY VIKTOR CAN WE STOP HEARING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE NOW YOU PROMISED NOT TO BRING IT UP I LOVE YOU MAN BUT I DO NOT LOVE HEARING ABOUT HOW OFTEN YOU FUCK MY BROTHER AND WHETHER OR NOT HE SAYS YES OR NO, YEAH?"

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius can't help but listen to everything Sirius says. He sure does have a way with words. When he hears that Sirius is going through... withdrawal, he's glad to find that he's not the only guy dealing with it. Scorp decides to not mention how long it's been for him though, for "technically" speaking it's been five months in AWF time. Definitely at least two months because of the Gellert situation. "I'm going to have to agree with Sirius on this one," he says to Viktor with a slightly uneasy face. "You go and mention shit like that, and it most unfortunately puts this horribly scarring pictures in my head. Please, next time, keep that stuff to yourself," he says while shuddering slightly.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughed at the two of them because he so knew that they would freak out at his little comment. "Sorry. I can't help it if I feel left out here. Vot vith being the only gay guy and all. I should go. Let you two bond over votever straight guys like to talk about because to be honest, I can't remember, nor do I vant to."

[Guest]

"Please, you think that's bad? The day we actually became friends- we didn't really used to get along- he told me in great detail about fucking my brother face to face in the locker room. I had nightmares for a month. He's an evil shit, don't you think? That, or I'm just his favorite person to torture emotionally. I have some serious mental scars, thanks to you, Viktor, I hope you're happy. As for what straight guys talk about, if we're getting any, usually it's about what we're getting, and if we're not, it's usually about not getting any, and whom we would like to get some from. Amirite? I am right," he says, because Sirius just never shuts up, ever. "I think this is the first time we have had a token gay guy, instead of me being the token straight guy. I LIKE THIS CHANGE."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"You're completely right Sirius," he says with a nod. "With my mates, sex easily comes up in conversation. Just...not with you Viktor, for obvious reasons. Not really with my mate Flint either," he says frowning. "Oh well, I guess that's because I fucked Penny who then became his girlfriend some time after. We don't talk about any of his girls actually, because they're all my sloppy seconds. Poor guy," he says. "After all, I wonder how things can really compare after being with a Malfoy."

I mean really.
You've got this, this, and this:

[Guest]

Eowyn drools.

Sirius scowls.

Sirius does not like Malfoys. "Wait-- you're a Malfoy," he said sharply, immediately looking at him with distaste, then looking at Viktor confusedly. "How the hell are you two friends? That doesn't make a damned bit of sense to me," he said, glowering at Scorpius as he thought about his brother's friendship with Lucius.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Sirius, calm down. Scorpius hates his cousin, Lucius, just as much as ve do. He's nothing like his family," he explains quickly. "I mean, you're a Black, and I'm good friends vith you despite vare you came from. Scorpius isn't like the rest of the Malfoy's. Ve can't choose our last names, sadly, but trust me. Scorpius is a good guy. You two have a lot in common. I vouldn't be talking to him if he vos anything like Lucius."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"I'm nothing like my grandfather cousin," Scorpius agrees. After all, he surely is going to hate that dickwad with a burning passion when he finds out about...Laye. "The two of us haven't gotten along in ages," he says, "One of the main reasons being our different beliefs and the people that we associate ourselves with. I don't trust the people he hangs out with, and he hates the fact that I'm dating a muggleborn. To me though, the lack of friendship or association with one another, isn't any loss."

[Guest]

"...Oh," he said, and he'd be embarrassed but he doesn't really get embarrassed all that easily. "Alright then. We're cool. Especially if you're dating a muggleborn, then I know we won't have any problems," he said pointedly. "And I agree. He is most certainly no loss, given that I know him well enough myself. Enough to wish that I did not in fact know him. Viktor, can't we just lock him in the vanishing cabinet or something, keep him away from Reg?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"That sounds good to me. I say ve shave his head first. That'll really drive him crazy," he says with a smirk. "I really don't like him for Regulus. He just looks like the kind of guy I vould hate. I think it's the pimp cane."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Yeah, you mess with your hair and he'll be sure to cause an uproar. To us Malfoys, the blonde hair is everything. I can't even imagine what he would say if his hair was cut off. I think the only thing worse than that, would be his hair turning red. After all, he really hates the Weasleys," he says shaking his head. "Do you know how much Regulus has been hanging out with my cousin?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smirks at the idea of a ginger Lucius, but sighs as Scorp asks about him and Reg. "I don't know. A lot? Probably venever ve're not together. I think he spends more time vith Lucius than he does vith me, actually."

[Guest]

Sirius lets out a low growl and shakes his head. "I see them together all the fucking time, I can't fucking stand it," he said irritably, looking rather cross. "Maybe-- maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea if you two did spend a little more time together, if it meant less time he was around that blonde bimbo shemale," he said, looking rather thoughtful.

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