Re: Sexaholics Anonymous for Voldemort

Guest March 10th 2010, 12:24 am

-eyes go wide at the mention of the Lunamorties-
WHAT IF LUNA TAKES THEM AWAY FROM ME WHEN SHE INEVITABLY LEAVES ME BECAUSE I AM SUCH A TOOL!? JUSTINNN.

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 12:25 am

Calm down! *Acios Justin Lunamortie*

What about your daughters? Tam and Dee is it?

**Draco Malfoy** March 10th 2010, 12:26 am

*is sitting outside with her ear against the door*

Guest March 10th 2010, 12:26 am

THEY HATE ME.
D=

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 12:31 am

No they dont. You are a wonderful father! *Pucks up Justin from where Voldemort fropped him*

Obviously you have self confidence issues here. I think thats why you wanted to rule the world, to feel like you had control over something in your life, that would not run away or tell you you are ugly. And it think this apply to your Micheal Jackson amount of sugerys on your nose and face. Because you wanted to be in charge of it. And thats OKAY. Thats NORMAL.

So, i want you to, everyday, looking in the mirror and say; "I am okay. There is nothing wrong with me. I am a strong independent man"

Guest March 10th 2010, 12:34 am

-Falls on the ground bawling-

**Draco Malfoy** March 10th 2010, 12:34 am

[I am dying of laughter here]

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 12:35 am

*Gets down on the floor and strokes his back* There there. This is just the process, i have to break you down so we can build you up to be a beautiful butterfly- i mean dark lord. We dont want Harry Potter to walk all over you do we?

Guest March 10th 2010, 12:43 am

HE ALWAYS WALKS ON ME, AND IT HURTS, IT HURTS MY BACK. -sobs-

[I hope you all know that I had this minimized next to a folder of Voldemort pictures when a certain family member walked by and saw the window "Sexaholics Anonymous" next to a window containing 300+ Voldemort pictures.]

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 12:45 am

Well you need to stand up so he CANT walk all over you! Because if you are stood up, itis proven impossible for people to walk over cause Gravity pulls them down!

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Guest March 10th 2010, 12:49 am

I can fly, gravity doesn't exist -refuses to stand up-

[I would be laughing too if I weren't so horrified.]

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 12:53 am

No. Come on. I wont have stubborness Mister. *Holds Nutella dn Luna high in the air* You have to stand up to get them!

**Draco Malfoy** March 10th 2010, 12:54 am

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well I'm leaving you all now for a bit!! *hugs all around*]

Guest March 10th 2010, 1:00 am

-looks longingly at Luna and Nutella-

...ACCIO LUNA AND NUTELLA!

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 1:01 am

No way! *Sits on Voldemort, trying to stop the Nutella and Luna flying at him* Dont take the easy way out cause your scared!

Guest March 10th 2010, 1:05 am

-is prepared to wrestle Luna and Nutella away from Katie-

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 1:05 am

*Is prepared to fight and WIN and would like to remind Voldy she is SAT on him*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 10th 2010, 1:06 am

*is listening outside the door*

Katie Bell March 10th 2010, 1:08 am

*Throws a stone at the door hurting Tam and Dees ears with the loud bang*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 10th 2010, 1:09 am

Ow...

Guest March 10th 2010, 1:15 am

-Starting to get turned on with Katie on top of me-

**Daphne Greengrass** March 10th 2010, 1:16 am

Oh Merlin... *can see through the crack under the door*

**Draco Malfoy** March 10th 2010, 5:33 am

*runs away*

Nikki Orwell March 10th 2010, 6:08 am

[Katie, you are amazing! <3]

*has been taking notes the entire time, complete with Voldemort's reactions, and random thoughts I have*

Guest March 10th 2010, 6:21 am

-THINKS KATIE IS A WHORE AND A SLUT FOR DOING THIS TO HIS TRUE LOVE.-
it's not just lack of attention, katie. our bromance is one for the ages.