Re: Hello, Lucius Severus Malfoy here.

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:44 pm

*sexy pose in a leather jacket*

**Molly Prewett** March 22nd 2010, 2:45 pm

*was distracted by your avatar* Sorry. Do you call that one Blue Steel?

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:46 pm

WE HAVE A LUCIUS MALFOY?!?!
A MALE ONE
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED SOONER
SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME IMMEDIATELY
HANDS OFF THIS ONE TAM HE'S MINE

**Molly Prewett** March 22nd 2010, 2:47 pm

You know, I was feeling like my night was missing something.... and there it is. Thank you, Sevvikins-BFF Very Happy

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:48 pm

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!!!!!!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:48 pm

Er. Excuse me.
Hello.
I'm Eowyn.
Also Severus Snape.
Also Admin.
I am awesome.
I have been waiting for a Lucius to join FOREVER.
I hope somebody warned you in advance, I haven't read the whole intro thing.
But in character, you are now my sex slave until the end of time.
Just so you know.
Byekaythanks <3

... I'm not crazy.
I swear.
Or sex crazed.
Or yaoi obsessed.
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY'RE LYING.

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:48 pm

ALSO HE'S 15.... *is sad*

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:48 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!!!!!!

I CALLED HIM AGES AGO FIRST THING
BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THE LAST SITE
SO HAH.

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:49 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:ALSO HE'S 15.... *is sad*

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH JAIL BAIT ON THIS SITE
WHAT THE FUCK

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:49 pm

Well Adrian and I are writing a kinky Lucius/Sev/Adrian/Koemi/Draco/Tam dream.... you want in?

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:50 pm

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:ALSO HE'S 15.... *is sad*

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH JAIL BAIT ON THIS SITE
WHAT THE FUCK

I KNOW! TWO PIECES OF 15 YEAR OLD JAILBAIT JOINED LAST NIGHT
IT MADE ME SUPER SAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SIRIUS LEFT!!!!!!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:51 pm

Lucius Severus Malfoy wrote:
JoelisDjinn wrote:oh! oh! well i'm not a genie i'm a djinn like Bartimaeus ^-^ adn technically i'm not a djinn, i'm human with a djinn living in his head. who's not really a djinn after all, but is really Sariel Ariel Dantalion, a spirit made of the angels of death, wrath, creation, and the demon of thought, the arts, and the sciences. xD

when i duel...if i ever get too...i kinda change physically. if you read "Joel's Practicing Place at the Bottom of the Lake" it shows some of what happens~ hehehe. we all have crazy plotlines/abilities.

You read the Bartimaeus series? Amazing. You're the first person I've talked to that actually knows that series XD I almost read to the end of the book. But then I had to return it to the library and somebody stole their copy >.<

I've read the first two.
I never got around to the third.
Actually, I think someone 'borrowed' and never returned my copy of book two so I never finished it.
-runs to nearest library-
HE WAS AWESOME.
Bartimaeus has an awesome sense of humor.
Dark, witty, sarcastic.
I LIKE IT.

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:52 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:ALSO HE'S 15.... *is sad*

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH JAIL BAIT ON THIS SITE
WHAT THE FUCK

I KNOW! TWO PIECES OF 15 YEAR OLD JAILBAIT JOINED LAST NIGHT
IT MADE ME SUPER SAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SIRIUS LEFT!!!!!!

WHAT?1?!?
WHERE IS MY SIRIUS BLACK
I WANTED TO KILL HIM

**Molly Prewett** March 22nd 2010, 2:52 pm

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:ALSO HE'S 15.... *is sad*

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH JAIL BAIT ON THIS SITE
WHAT THE FUCK

I KNOW! TWO PIECES OF 15 YEAR OLD JAILBAIT JOINED LAST NIGHT
IT MADE ME SUPER SAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SIRIUS LEFT!!!!!!

WHAT?1?!?
WHERE IS MY SIRIUS BLACK
I WANTED TO KILL HIM

Go look in Announcements Sad

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:54 pm

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:ALSO HE'S 15.... *is sad*

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH JAIL BAIT ON THIS SITE
WHAT THE FUCK

I KNOW! TWO PIECES OF 15 YEAR OLD JAILBAIT JOINED LAST NIGHT
IT MADE ME SUPER SAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SIRIUS LEFT!!!!!!

WHAT?1?!?
WHERE IS MY SIRIUS BLACK
I WANTED TO KILL HIM

WE STILL HAVE ON BUT IT'S NOW A LITTLE GIRL!
*sobs*
WE LOST A PENIS!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:54 pm

Lucius Severus Malfoy wrote:I think I like Fred, she's not so blatantly "I want to rape you" As the rest of you XD And I'd be willing to try it. I'm always up for roleplaying (I'm a fairly good writer)

DEAR GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY SINCE THE LAST HUFFLEPUFF ROAST NIGHT
You poor thing.
I'm really not this scary.
The excitement will wear off eventually.
... Maybe.
I'm sorry.
-isinlovewithluciusmalfoy-
Yeah.
You're screwed.
Or, will be, on here, anyway.

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:55 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:Well Adrian and I are writing a kinky Lucius/Sev/Adrian/Koemi/Draco/Tam dream.... you want in?

SEV... ANSWER ME!

**Molly Prewett** March 22nd 2010, 2:55 pm

Hey there's a couple more puffs for you guys now, did you notice! Very Happy

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 2:56 pm

Hermione J Granger wrote:Hey there's a couple more puffs for you guys now, did you notice!

*is far too excited*

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:57 pm

Lucius Severus Malfoy wrote:Hmm, I have a question. How is Lucius supposed to be in Hogwarts if he's an adult? Wouldn't it be odd?

EDIT: It probably is PMS. Girls get terrifying, magical powers when they're on their period o.o

Well, we have a time warp thing going on here.
We're all Hogwarts students.
It's kind of awkward since we have a Draco, and right now I'm stuck in time until Connor gets on again with Snape and Draco in their dorms completely wasted and nearly naked.
But we have a Harry already, and a James, so it's a little weird.
By the way, I hope someone told you about the fine print.
I wasn't kidding when I said anyone who joins as Lucius Malfoy is Sev's sex slave until the end of time.
Sorry. Tough luck.

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:57 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:Fred, there is NEVER enough Smut

DAMN STRAIGHT

Guest March 22nd 2010, 2:58 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:Well Adrian and I are writing a kinky Lucius/Sev/Adrian/Koemi/Draco/Tam dream.... you want in?

SEV... ANSWER ME!

I'M ALREADY TRYING TO WRITE SNACO RIGHT NOW
AND ABOUT TO START WRITING SNUCIUS
I DON'T HAVE TIME

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:00 pm

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:Well Adrian and I are writing a kinky Lucius/Sev/Adrian/Koemi/Draco/Tam dream.... you want in?

SEV... ANSWER ME!

I'M ALREADY TRYING TO WRITE SNACO RIGHT NOW
AND ABOUT TO START WRITING SNUCIUS
I DON'T HAVE TIME

FINE... BUT CAN WE STEAL YOU TO WRITE ABOUT?

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:00 pm

Severus Snape wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:Fred, there is NEVER enough Smut

DAMN STRAIGHT

THANK YOU!

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:03 pm

I'm just going to let you all, namely Sev, know that I got on here to check the site before class and am now resisting laughing like an idiot in the middle of a lecture hall.
Also, I feel I should make it known that I am one of the same people here and will not rape you. That is all.

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