Re: Hello, Lucius Severus Malfoy here.

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:03 pm

If it's a dream, sure.
I tried figuring out what the hell is going on with the username thing.
I totally DID NOT change his name to Luscious Mouthful when I couldn't get it to work.
I did not.

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:03 pm

THANK YOU!

Of course not Sev! That was TOTALLY not you!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:04 pm

I will not rape you as that is illegal.
Yes, yes it is.
Statutory rape is bad.
I feel sorry for you, Malfoy.
I really hope I didn't scare you.
I am feeling calmer now.
-calm-

... Who am I kidding, I HAVE A LUCIUS! YAY!

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:06 pm

Severus Snape wrote:I will not rape you as that is illegal.
Yes, yes it is.
Statutory rape is bad.
I feel sorry for you, Malfoy.
I really hope I didn't scare you.
I am feeling calmer now.
-calm-

... Who am I kidding, I HAVE A LUCIUS! YAY!

A couple of months and it's legal in CT...

Sev you should move up here! It's awesome!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:07 pm

Wait, he's almost sixteen?
SWEET.
Somebody go find me his picture, I'm lazy.

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:08 pm

Here:

Luscious Mouthful wrote:So yeah...Here's a picture of me. I was pounced on by about 10 people to post one XD

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So, yeah. That's what I look like at 2 in the morning...

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:08 pm

Also you should look at the pictures thread... there are now AMAZING baby photos!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:11 pm

I'm scrolling through it right now.
FML.
I am not a pedophile.
I will now go harass Connor via PM, as he is legal for me.

Um, Luscious Mouthful?
Yerkindaawesome.
-likes you so far-

OH SHIT
I just realized.
Don't, don't, don't go into the boy's dormitory right now.
Really, just don't.
O_O

Peter Pan March 22nd 2010, 3:12 pm

OMWG Sev. and YOU tell Tam not to scare people away!!!

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:14 pm

THAT'S DIFFERENT
I HAVE A LUCIUS NOW
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE THE DAY I STARTED THE OLD SITE

... I want my Lucius, and I want him NOW.
Anybody know what time zone he's in?

Peter Pan March 22nd 2010, 3:20 pm

he said he lives in Ohio i think.

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:21 pm

Severus Snape wrote:THAT'S DIFFERENT
I HAVE A LUCIUS NOW
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE THE DAY I STARTED THE OLD SITE

... I want my Lucius, and I want him NOW.
Anybody know what time zone he's in?

He's EST

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 3:22 pm

Severus Snape wrote:OH SHIT
I just realized.
Don't, don't, don't go into the boy's dormitory right now.
Really, just don't.
O_O

REALLY DON'T!!!
*panics*

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:34 pm

EST! YAY!
-will not be struggling over time zones like she is with Draco-
SWEET.

Guest March 22nd 2010, 3:54 pm

Oh. I should probably fix that.
I'm not actually insane.
I just pretend to be.
Mhm. *shifty eyes*
Really though.
*clears throat for proper Admin welcome and puts on tv announcer voice*
HELLO!
Welcome to AWF.
I'm Headmistress Eowyn, your host!
This here is Luscious Mouthful!
He is -possibly- from Ohio!
I'm not from Ohio.
I am a Jersey girl to the core.
Yes, everything on Jersey Shore is a lie.
Yes, it's a disgrace to our state.
No, I don't know why it's even called Jersey Shore when none of the 'actors' are from NJ.
Anyway.
I'm eighteen, an English major, and a grammar nazi, and therefore so is Snape.
Except when he gets drunk and I have to write him speaking with abominable grammar and spelling.
It makes me twitch, so much.
I have also just realized that you are not online because wee little ones like you are in school at this time of day.
I'm an idiot.
I also feel slightly more guilty about my plans to corrupt you and turn you into a smut addict like the rest of us, but not guilty enough to stop me.
Oh, how opposed are you to yaoi?
Not that it matters, because there will be Snucius no matter what you say, as I am the almight Admin goddess, AND I DEMAND IT.
I abuse my powers on a regular basis, it's fun.
But yes. Poor Connor is being a very brave straight guy and writing yaoi with me, because he is brave and earned a cookie. Well, actually, the prize was a sexy Eowyn/Arwen picture, but that's besides the point.
Anyway. Yes. If you are straight- which I am not sure of, because I do not make assumptions- how opposed are you to writing yaoi?

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 4:27 pm

Severus Snape wrote:I abuse my powers on a regular basis, it's fun.
But yes. Poor Connor is being a very brave straight guy and writing yaoi with me, because he is brave and earned a cookie. Well, actually, the prize was a sexy Eowyn/Arwen picture, but that's besides the point.
Anyway. Yes. If you are straight- which I am not sure of, because I do not make assumptions- how opposed are you to writing yaoi?

I'm about 99% sure he's straight... I think I asked at some point... Very Happy

*totally did not spend last night grilling the new guys*

CONNOR=AMAZING

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 4:33 pm

You guys scare me.
And I'm a straight girl. Not even a guy. I don't even have a penis for you to lust after.
*almost feels sorry for these guys*

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 4:38 pm

*debates stalking and lusting after Pansy just for fun*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 4:38 pm

*headdesk*

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 4:39 pm

HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Cool

Peter Pan March 22nd 2010, 4:42 pm

Pansy Parkinson wrote:You guys scare me.
And I'm a straight girl. Not even a guy. I don't even have a penis for you to lust after.
*almost feels sorry for these guys*

your forgetting that Eowyn and Tam are bi, aren't you? so no one is safe.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 4:51 pm

This is true.
*relies on BAMF skills to stay safe from everyone here*

**Draco Malfoy** March 22nd 2010, 5:01 pm

Peter Pan wrote:
Pansy Parkinson wrote:You guys scare me.
And I'm a straight girl. Not even a guy. I don't even have a penis for you to lust after.
*almost feels sorry for these guys*

your forgetting that Eowyn and Tam are bi, aren't you? so no one is safe.

*is now going to stalk EVERYONE* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Angela Braddock** March 22nd 2010, 5:09 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
Peter Pan wrote:
Pansy Parkinson wrote:You guys scare me.
And I'm a straight girl. Not even a guy. I don't even have a penis for you to lust after.
*almost feels sorry for these guys*

your forgetting that Eowyn and Tam are bi, aren't you? so no one is safe.

*is now going to stalk EVERYONE* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the reason i have not posted a pic of me here...lolz! xD

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 22nd 2010, 5:10 pm

ANGELA! I'M STILL AWAKE! I NEVER WENT TO SLEEP!
-evil laugh-

Kidding... I did eventually

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