Re: Hello, Lucius Severus Malfoy here.

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

Ohmygod. you guys, my tummy ache is now gone (reference to my Facebook status) iloveyoupeoplesomuch<3

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Mine is gone too!

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

yay for the power of our awesome AWF friends!! -is assuming it was thanks to AWF friends-

[Draco Malfoy]

You guys scare me.
And I'm a straight girl. Not even a guy. I don't even have a penis for you to lust after.
*almost feels sorry for these guys*

your forgetting that Eowyn and Tam are bi, aren't you? so no one is safe.

*is now going to stalk EVERYONE* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the reason i have not posted a pic of me here...lolz! xD

Erm.... you should know that without a photo I go into AUTO-STALKER mode... safety from me is dependent on age, relationship status and photo

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I posted a picture of 5 year old me... haha.
Though I did have pictures of me up on the old forum. In all my pale scrawny glory. *sarcasm*

[Draco Malfoy]

there are photos of me from all stages in life

also FORMSPRING IS BLOCKED AT SCHOOL! *cries*

[Guest]

Wow, lots of replies while I was gone XD letssss ssssee...

just to clarify everyone is their teenage self

hi i'm Peter Pan (Liliy/Lil in RL) but everyone calls me PPan (don't ask why PPan is at Hogwarts its a long story)

i'm glad to see tam has not scared you off.

hope you enjoy it here

Lil.

Thanks Peter Pan! (Can you fly o.o)

Er. Excuse me.
Hello.
I'm Eowyn.
Also Severus Snape.
Also Admin.
I am awesome.
I have been waiting for a Lucius to join FOREVER.
I hope somebody warned you in advance, I haven't read the whole intro thing.
But in character, you are now my sex slave until the end of time.
Just so you know.
Byekaythanks <3

... I'm not crazy.
I swear.
Or sex crazed.
Or yaoi obsessed.
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY'RE LYING..

I'm a sex slave till the end of time? Interesting. And sure, I won't believe what they say

I've read the first two.
I never got around to the third.
Actually, I think someone 'borrowed' and never returned my copy of book two so I never finished it.
-runs to nearest library-
HE WAS AWESOME.
Bartimaeus has an awesome sense of humor.
Dark, witty, sarcastic.
I LIKE IT.

Lol, that's why I liked the books so much. That's also kind of where I get my humor from XD

DEAR GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY SINCE THE LAST HUFFLEPUFF ROAST NIGHT
You poor thing.
I'm really not this scary.
The excitement will wear off eventually.
... Maybe.
I'm sorry.
-isinlovewithluciusmalfoy-
Yeah.
You're screwed.
Or, will be, on here, anyway.

XD Glad to know the people here love me. Even if it is a total I-want-to-rape-you kind of way.

Well, we have a time warp thing going on here.
We're all Hogwarts students.
It's kind of awkward since we have a Draco, and right now I'm stuck in time until Connor gets on again with Snape and Draco in their dorms completely wasted and nearly naked.
But we have a Harry already, and a James, so it's a little weird.
By the way, I hope someone told you about the fine print.
I wasn't kidding when I said anyone who joins as Lucius Malfoy is Sev's sex slave until the end of time.
Sorry. Tough luck.

Lol, ok...This will be very interesting XD

Thanks for not wanting to rape me Pansy. I may like you XD

If it's a dream, sure.
I tried figuring out what the hell is going on with the username thing.
I totally DID NOT change his name to Luscious Mouthful when I couldn't get it to work.
I did not.

And thanks for changing my name to Luscious Mouthful...I guess XD

I'm scrolling through it right now.
FML.
I am not a pedophile.
I will now go harass Connor via PM, as he is legal for me.

Um, Luscious Mouthful?
Yerkindaawesome.
-likes you so far-

OH SHIT
I just realized.
Don't, don't, don't go into the boy's dormitory right now.
Really, just don't.
O_O

I'm awesome? Thanks. And why shouldn't I?

Oh. I should probably fix that.
I'm not actually insane.
I just pretend to be.
Mhm. *shifty eyes*
Really though.
*clears throat for proper Admin welcome and puts on tv announcer voice*
HELLO!
Welcome to AWF.
I'm Headmistress Eowyn, your host!
This here is Luscious Mouthful!
He is -possibly- from Ohio!
I'm not from Ohio.
I am a Jersey girl to the core.
Yes, everything on Jersey Shore is a lie.
Yes, it's a disgrace to our state.
No, I don't know why it's even called Jersey Shore when none of the 'actors' are from NJ.
Anyway.
I'm eighteen, an English major, and a grammar nazi, and therefore so is Snape.
Except when he gets drunk and I have to write him speaking with abominable grammar and spelling.
It makes me twitch, so much.
I have also just realized that you are not online because wee little ones like you are in school at this time of day.
I'm an idiot.
I also feel slightly more guilty about my plans to corrupt you and turn you into a smut addict like the rest of us, but not guilty enough to stop me.
Oh, how opposed are you to yaoi?
Not that it matters, because there will be Snucius no matter what you say, as I am the almight Admin goddess, AND I DEMAND IT.
I abuse my powers on a regular basis, it's fun.
But yes. Poor Connor is being a very brave straight guy and writing yaoi with me, because he is brave and earned a cookie. Well, actually, the prize was a sexy Eowyn/Arwen picture, but that's besides the point.
Anyway. Yes. If you are straight- which I am not sure of, because I do not make assumptions- how opposed are you to writing yaoi?

I am from Ohio And I don't watch Jersey Shore. I'm 16, but want to major in English probably. Either that or something to do with computers. And I'm homeschooled, so I'll be online any time of the day And I guess I'm not that opposed to Yaoi. I can stand it, like Connor. (I am straight. But I've always liked gay/bi people XD)

I posted a picture of 5 year old me... haha.
Though I did have pictures of me up on the old forum. In all my pale scrawny glory. *sarcasm*.

Pale and scrawny aren't too bad Personality matters more.

Okay! I think I managed to reply to all of them *Instant win* Do I get a cyber cookie now? Luscious Mouthful loves cyber cookies... Okay, I'm off to get drugs for my dad and dog XD

[Peter Pan]

yes i can fly and no problem.

[Guest]

Awesome, I don't FIND that surprising at all, PPan.

[Peter Pan]

lol

it comes in handy when i fall off my broom!(i'm the ravenclaw beater)

[Guest]

I'd imagine it would. Too bad you don't have wings I love wings.

[Peter Pan]

yer i too wish i had Wings

[Draco Malfoy]

*gives cookie* WELL DONE!

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

I HAVE WINGS!! I CAN FLY LIKE A PRETTY BIRDY!!! -jumps off the Astronomy Tower-

[Draco Malfoy]

[I love you]

[Guest]

Thanks for the cookie :D And don't do it Joel! And you love who?

[Draco Malfoy]

Joel... and you.... and Barty.... and everyone... especially my smutters and creepers

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

-cackles and flies high like anyone who's been effed by Jensen Ackles-


OMR i can rhyme!


-the tea is affecting me now hehehehee-

[Peter Pan]

oh does that mean you love me twice because i'm both a smutter and a creeper?

[Draco Malfoy]

Yes I do.... you are also MY smutter.... which makes it even better!

JOEL!!!! I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO SHALL BE EFFED BY JENSEN ACKLES *growls*

[Peter Pan]

YAY!!!! *feels loved*
i love you too Tam!!!

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

Shall be revised when i get visited by my muuuuuse!! -swoons- Oh the torture of a poetic soul!!

[Draco Malfoy]

I LUST YOU....

[Draco Malfoy]

Shall be revised when i get visited by my muuuuuse!! -swoons- Oh the torture of a poetic soul!!

It had better be *is still looking crazed and possessive even though class has started*

[Peter Pan]

lol. That too Tam. That too.

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