Re: Rock outcropping overlooking the lake

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 3:31 am

Dee Riddle wrote:
Hermione J Lupin wrote:She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

[OUCH. YOU... YOU HATE MEEEEE.]

[MUMMY LOVES YOU! IT'S JUST THAT AFTER PUSHING THAT KID OUT OF HER V-JAY, SHE HAS TO APPRECIATE IT A LITTLE MORE. I MEAN, DAMN, AFTER ALL THAT, WOULDN'T YOU FEEL RIPPED OFF IF IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL?????]

**Daphne Greengrass** May 24th 2010, 3:35 am

[Yeah... I guess. *runs away to live in Aus with her mummy that she loves*]

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 3:36 am

[hahaha i love you two!]

"She's as charming as her mum too. And has your eyes." He's still hoping Kiora gets Hermione's hair though. "Hmm, I wonder if I should feel more bad or not about leading Sirius on like that. Oh well, he'll get over it. Though I don't plan on letting her ride that bike until she's...um...sometime when I'm dead and gone and won't be there to have a heart attack while nervously waiting for her to return?"

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 3:41 am

*Hermione smirks and wonders if they'll ever come to a compromise on the baby's hair. It's the bloody gender debate all over... oh, wait, it's Hermione's turn to win one, right? Razz

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I don't feel bad at all, honey. And when I'm dead and gone, I shall haunt one Sirius Black and his motorcycle and ensure Kiora never, ever, ever gets anywhere near it!

*Her hand comes up to gently rub the baby's back as Kiora snoozes against her chest.*

Between Sirius and his bike, and James and Viktor with their brooms, we're going to have our work cut out for us just to keep her feet on the ground!

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 3:49 am

OH DAMN. You're right. >.> WHY?!!!!!! I THINK YOUR HAIR'S PRETTIER HERMS!!! NOT MINE! MINE'S BORRRRING!!!

Remus sighed. "Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll decide on her own that she hates flying? Then we won't have to tear our hair out about it as much."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 3:54 am

*flails in victory* Well I was thinking it could be his colour, but with a little more volume. So it's kinda like hers, but not so painfully bushy! Razz

*Hermione grimaces.*

Well, that would be easier than her hating us for it, and always running off to a slew of uncles all intent on rescuing her from her boring parents! I wonder what she'll be like.... I hope she'll take after you, you're impossible to dislike.

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 4:02 am

Well...that doesn't sound too bad then!! *flails* FINE. You win!!!

"Impossible? I'm pretty sure I could name at least one or two people who dislike me. It happens." He shrugged slightly. "Hopefully she's more like you. Gorgeous, intelligent, friendly, and definitely NOT OCD. Having one of us is probably bad enough. You'll go crazy if there's two of us."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 4:07 am

*Hermione, who has been on the verge of falling asleep she was so comfortable, sits up abruptly, her eyes flying open wide.*

SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE OCD LIKE YOU!

*Of course, all her sudden movements and yelling startles Kiora, who starts to cry. Hermione bites her lip, mentally berating herself.*

Sorry, baby, Mummy didn't mean to frighten you.

*She rocks the baby against her, trying to calm her as she looks sheepishly back down at Remus.*

Oops?

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 4:21 am

Remus jumped, startled by her sudden outburst. He sat up and laughed when she looked back down at him. "Exactly! It's annoying! Though I bet she wouldn't be as bad as I am." He kissed Hermione's forehead then brushed a finger lightly over Kiora's cheek. "Don't worry, little one. Mummy'll still love you even if you are OCD."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 4:30 am

*Hermione, still blushing a little over her stupidity, just shakes her head.*

Honey, nobody could be as bad as you are with OCD, and I still love you, don't I? I'll still love both of you, no matter what. My day will just be a lot easier if she's not OCD.

*She lifts Kiora and kisses her carefully as the baby continues to cry. Frowning, Hermione sniffs. It's not that this time.... she looks over to Remus.*

I think there's a bottle in the picnic basket for her, if you want to get it? Maybe she thinks I woke her up for a feed or something...

[*flails* ok I have to leave for work in one minute and I'm still half dressed. As usual, I'll log on when I can! LOVE YOU! PS - sending your package tomorrow because I got inspired and there's one more thing I need to add to it! Razz

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**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 4:32 am

[okies!!!! *flails* YAY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 4:39 am

Remus nodded and reached into the basket, pulling out the bottle. "Well, it'd probably be better actually. Cause then, once she got older, you wouldn't have to worry about picking up after her. She'd clean up after herself. I know my parents appreciated it."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 5:31 am

*Hermione snorts, taking the bottle from him.*

Hey! I didn't say I don't want her to be neat, but if she starts folding her clothes before they go in the hamper, we're looking into therapy!

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 5:36 am

Remus rolled his eyes and laughed. "It probably won't do any good. And if there were meds for it, I'd probably try 'em myself. It's rather annoying to get so freaked out every time Sirius rearranges my bookshelf, or pulls books out and lets them lay somewhere."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 5:42 am

*Giggling, Hermione rearranges Kiora in her arms and begins to feed her.*

What about shock therapy, honey? We could try that out on you, see if it works? Alternatively, you could put wards around your bookshelf. I'm actually rather surprised you've yet to try that!

[OMFG YES! Boss at lunch! *plays here*]

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 5:51 am

[OMR YAY!!!! Oh, I'm on ch. 26 of that bad Remione fanfic. and I think I've almost peed myself from laughing so hard while reading this all. It's so bad. xD]

"Shock therapy? You're evil." Remus pouted and laid back down, nuzzling his nose against her thigh. "I would have tried wards...but Sirius isn't totally dumb. He'd figure out how to get by them. And then he'd try something worse. He actually tore apart one of my older books a while back. I was horrified. But then he fixed it up completely."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 5:58 am

[LMAO isn't it just EPIC in its terribleness???? I LOVE IT! It's right up there with My Immortal for the laughs with me! Shit, now I'm giggling at my desk! And my manager just popped by for a chat. It's like she has fucking ESP or something...]

*Hermione pouts playfully, then smiles as his nose nuzzles her. If she had a free hand, she'd be running her fingers through his hair right now.*

I'm not evil, I'm creative. Besides, you could have a lot of fun with those wards. I once read about one that involves a lightning bolt to the arse.... seems pretty fitting to me! I'm sorry - did you just say he tore apart one of your books? How is he even still alive!?

Guest May 24th 2010, 6:11 am

[HEY. I FIXED THAT BOOK, DAMMIT. IT WAS IN PERFECT CONDITION WHEN I PUT IT BACK ON HIS BED.]

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 6:24 am

[It's HILARIOUS!!! It's definitely one of those fanfics that are so terrible you can't help but love it!
HI MANAGER! uh oh!!! hahaha! ]

"Killing him would have been too nice. I threatened something a bit more important." Remus grinned evilly, remembering Sirius' reaction when Remus had threatened to kick him in the crotch. "Something we all know he couldn't live without. So it really was a much more fitting punishment, except I wasn't really going to kick him. Possibly. We were going to have a proper burial for the poor book. And then," OH RIGHT. THEN SIRIUS FELL ON ME WHEN WE WERE ON THE GROUND AND, HE KISSED MY NECK AND I FLED TO THE BATHROOM. OOPS. "He attacked me and I hid in the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep and the book was sitting on my pillow, good as new. And of course pretty much the next day, I come into the room and he's used one of my books to make a sign on the door! My poor books, never getting any rest from their torment."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 6:28 am

*Hermione giggles, knowing exactly what would be worse than death for Sirius. She peers around the little bundle of blankets in her arms to give Remus her most innocent, concerned expression.*

Well maybe the books would be safer in my room?

*She blinks. Nope, this wasn't a great big ploy to get her hands on his books. Nope, not at all. She's only thinking of him, this whole time.... AND SHE'S GLAD SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT HER HUSBAND MAKING OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS IN HIS DORM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD.*

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 6:35 am

Remus isn't that stupid. But hey, he doesn't mind sharing his books with her because she treats books with the same respect that he does, plus he knows she'd actually READ them. Which is awesome! WHICH IS ALSO ONE OF THE REASONS WHY THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. OMFG YAY REMIONE!!!!!! *flails*
He chuckled and reached up, smoothing some hair away from her face. "That may be a good idea. They would be safer then..."

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 6:46 am

They would, wouldn't they?

*Hermione agrees wholeheartedly, but can't stop the little image in her head of Sirius sneaking into the cub pen for the sole purpose of messing with Remus' books.*

[OMFG I LOVE REMIONE!!!]

Guest May 24th 2010, 6:48 am

REMUS NEEDS THIS SHIRT

Rock outcropping overlooking the lake - Page 26 Flailsred

**Molly Prewett** May 24th 2010, 6:51 am

[fan-fucking-tastic]

**Remus Lupin** May 24th 2010, 7:02 am

[ME TOOO!!! *flails* OMR HAHAHAHA did you see my post at the dance thread two? it's hilarious, and ROLF IS MY NEW TWIN!!! we're Olfy twins. xD ROLFY AND WOLFY! *dies*]

Remus nodded in agreement...but since he's Remus, he thinks these things through...and is now thinking it may not work. Cause Sirius may then try to sneak into the cub pen just to mess with his books! OMFG HIS POOR BOOKS JUST CAN'T WIN!

[OMFG I. WANT. THAT. SHIRT. YES I DO, I DO! *flails*]

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