Re: The Grassy Plains of Hogwarts

**Molly Prewett** June 25th 2010, 5:58 am

[*runs to log in as Molly*]

Guest June 25th 2010, 6:03 am

Regulus bursts out laughing and hugs Fabian. "OMG RLY? I'VE BEEN PRACTICING, TO MAKE YOU PROUD. Because I missed your birthday and all! And then I started doing it on my own, without realizing it- FABIAN I THINK I'VE BEEN INFECTED BY YOU I'M TURNING GAYER BY THE SECOND!" Regulus flails about wildly.

**Lucy Weasley** June 25th 2010, 6:07 am

Fabian laughs. "Do remember that you were technically gay before me!" he says. "Well, then again, I've always been fabulous at heart. I can't say I'm not proud though. I mean, did you seriously look in the mirror and hair flip? Because you're good. Really."

Guest June 25th 2010, 6:11 am

"Yeah, but I think I even scared Viktor when I z-snapped. I don't know what to make of this- this new fabulous-ness I've acquired. I've been hanging around you too often! But then, I haven't- we haven't seen each other. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME FABIAN PREWETT?!" Regulus bursts out laughing and leans against the tree, running a hand through his soft hair. "Well, I guess I always did have gorgeous hair. Sirius thinks his is better, but we all know that's a lie."

**Lucy Weasley** June 25th 2010, 6:15 am

"It's the lack of fabulousness in your life." Fabian says seriously. "Because I haven't been there, the Fabutin in your body--that's the chemical that makes up your fabulosity--experienced buildup and exploded in the form of a z-snap. It's okay, though. I'm here now, and I'm very proud." he smiles. "And, um, hell yeah. Do you think he can hairflip? Doubt it. I had a fight with him once about who was more fabulous--I think I won."

Guest June 25th 2010, 6:19 am

Regulus isn't sure whether Fabian is serious or not, but he laughs either way. "That sounds logical enough to me- HE SAID WHAT?! THAT'S LIKE, THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. You are SO beyond fabulous, honey!" Regulus uses flamboyant hand gestures and the such, because he gets gayer around Fabian, yes he does. "Puh-lease. Your fabulosity is like- YOU DEFINE IT, ALRIGHT. Fabian Prewett is the goddess of all things fabulous, dammit. I wish I were as cool as you."

**Lucy Weasley** June 25th 2010, 6:23 am

"All the kids do. The male ones, anyway. They run around in tiaras and rainbow caps yelling 'I want to be as fabulous as Fabian Prewett!'. Some parents call it 'corruption', but I call it 'spreading the love'." he chuckles, then grows a bit serious. "Regulus, have you ever been to a Black Friday sale?" he asks, toying with the ends of his hair and curling it around his finger.

Guest June 25th 2010, 6:31 am

Regulus looks appalled. "Fabian- why would I ever go to a sale, when I have all the money in the world? Do you see me getting my nails chipped fighting over heels when I could just buy them full price the day before and *not* get run over or attacked for my new jeans?"

Elise Black June 25th 2010, 6:33 am

AND SUDDENLY, INTERRUPTING THE MAGICAL SHOPPING CONVERSATION, A NOTE FLIES IN ADDRESSED TO ONE NAMED REGULUS BLACK: THE ONE WHO SHOVES HIS TONGUE DOWN VIKTOR'S THROAT.

Dear Monsieur Black,
Please report to my office immediately.
Sincerely,
Professor Elise

**Lucy Weasley** June 25th 2010, 6:44 am

Fabian is about to open his mouth when the note flies in. He quirks his eyebrows. "Are you in trouble?" he asks, wondering what an innocent little kitty like Regulus would ever do to get in trouble.

Guest June 25th 2010, 6:56 am

Regulus looks thoroughly confused. "I have no idea. But I should go, I guess. BYE FABIAN! LOVE YA, GORGEOUS!" Regulus walks off with some hip-wiggling action, because Fabian just brings out the gay in every man. Yeah. GOODNIGHT

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:16 am

Viktor walks out here and sits down, smiling about Regulus. He likes being outside. Yup. Yup.

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 12:22 am

Hermione wanders outside, getting some air and thinking over everything that has happened with her and Remus, and the talk with Regulus in the Library. She spots Viktor and wanders over, remembering somewhere in her jumbled up thoughts that she's got a bone to pick with him. It's just an expression people, don't go getting excited about some kinky bone picking shit you see happening. Go get some therapy.
"You!" she snaps, kicking him lightly in the leg before she plops down next to him, glaring. "What were you thinking!?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:28 am

Viktor stares at Hermione, looking very confused at the moment. "Vot? Vot did I do now?" he asks, trying to figure out why she would be mad at him.

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 12:30 am

Hermione punctuates each of her words with a slap to his shoulder, even though he probably doesn't feel a thing. "You. Did. Not. Tell. Your. Boyfriend. About. H.E.R.P.E.S! Viktor Fucking Krum, are you going to let him go the rest of his life without knowing his mistake!?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:32 am

"Oooohhhhhh. Right. That. Vell you see, the thing is he blushes. At everything. Everything. So if I tell him about H.E.R.P.E.S.-- it might kill him. I really think it might. So I think ve should just not bring it up ever. Maybe he'll forget all about it."

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 12:34 am

"What if he brings it up to someone else!? When you're not there? How do you think his delicate complexion will do then, huh!?" Hermione says, still hitting him. Actually, that's kind of therapeutic. Viktor makes a good punching bag for all her frustrations. She hits him again.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:36 am

"Okay, first of all, stop hitting me. You'll hurt yourself," he says with a laugh. "And um...Good point. Er- I guess I should mention a name change or something to him."

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 12:40 am

Hermione hits him a couple more times before his words sink in and she stops, looking sheepish. Yeah, her hand is a little numb now. "Sorry," she mumbles, leaning her chin on her un-numb hand. "Yeah - name change might be good."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:43 am

"Or he could just drop it all together. Just stick vith S.P.E.W. I'll think of something. I torture Reg enough. Telling him vy the name of his organization is a bad idea vould just be pushing it over the top. I think it vould bring out a new shade of red, never seen before on Regulus Arcturus Black"

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 12:47 am

"I suppose," Hermione mumbles, then smacks him one more time because it feels good. Damn, now her hand is really numb. She flops back on the grass, looking up at the sky. "Maybe you shouldn't torture him so much then. Because I'm pretty sure there is no shade of red brighter than when he blushes."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:49 am

"I should, but maybe I like it ven he blushes," he says with a smirk. "He looks cute ven he does it, though I know better than to say that to his face. So...if you talked to Regulus recently, did he er- did he tell you? About this summer?" he asks curiously.

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 12:53 am

Hermione smirks back. And then she manages a broad grin when Viktor mentions Krack's summer plans. "Yeah, he did. It sounds amazing. I'm going to miss you not being so close, though."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 29th 2010, 12:57 am

"Yeah. I'll miss you, and Remus, and Sirius, and Fabian, and Ang. It'll be veird not seeing you guys every day. But the Quidditch practice schedule isn't as bad vonce fall ends. I'll still visit you guys venever I can," he says with a small smile. "And I'd love for you, Remus, and Kiora to come visit us."

**Molly Prewett** June 29th 2010, 1:01 am

Hermione smiles. "I don't know what we'll be doing - probably working a lot I guess. Well I hope so, because we'll be pretty hungry otherwise. But if we can, I'd love to come visit."

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