Re: Smut Squad: Rated R

Fred Weasley - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:52 am

Angela- We are too officially together, but if you tell anyone that I'll have to sick Dee and her bolars on you 'cause I don't want Voldy or Dee's many other protectors to kill me.

Adrian- But... -points to avatar again- You must believe what the sexy Phelps twins tell you!

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 8:53 am

*laughs yet again at twins' avatar*

**Angela Braddock** March 18th 2010, 8:55 am

Fred-okay fine. Smile

my lips are sealed. *will not admit she loves Free. nope.* hehe LOVE YOU

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:59 am

Angela and Fred's avatars are giving me mixed signals!!! *pulls hair... but stops because it turns her on* I LIKE ANGE'S BEST! TWINCEST YAY!!!!

**Angela Braddock** March 18th 2010, 9:00 am

wait wait wait. *was totally not supporting twincest with her avatar* lolz

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 9:00 am

Adrian, I love you, but sometimes you really scare me.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 9:03 am

Adrian, I love you, You are the exact opposite of me Very Happy

**Molly Prewett** March 18th 2010, 9:05 am

Adrian Black wrote:
George Weasley wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:

I have no idea what my smut title would be.
But I do know that I pretty much never read anything but guy/guy.
As I stated during Angeorge.
I cannot write STRAIGHT smut. Nor can I write sweet smut. I prefer to go all out.

I can write ANY and ALL smut! Sev and I are having "all out" smut right now! If she doesn't pass out that is... I draw my smut out, so if she passes out, I'm taking her over!

Where is Dramione and why is it not posted in the Smut Reel?! Draco anything is second to my Severus anything in my smut hierarchy.

Good job Dee! You are allowed in early! But get on that!

So far, everyone on here is in the Smut Squad! Where the hell is Tam right now?! I miss my Smut Soul-Mate!

[only coz we just finished it. if I smut-reel the Dramione drunken hate-sex do I get to join too!? pretty please...]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:05 am

Hahahah! I know Ange, but it was MORE supportive of my ideals, so I choose you, Pikachu! XD hehehe.

Dee, Do I scare you more than Tam?! Cause I hope to be on her level soon. I had to ease my real self out so I wouldn't scare people away REALLY quickly. Make it a more gradual thing. Wink

Dean- exact opposite? How so?

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:06 am

Mya! Yes, because you have written smut! But please fill out the little survey at the beginning for me. I'm interested in everyone's answers to those questions.

**Angela Braddock** March 18th 2010, 9:06 am

hehe *is excited at thought of being as epic as pokemon*

[OMG SERIOUSLY LEAVING!]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 9:07 am

Adrian- I know Tammy pretty well (for online sisters), so she doesn't really scare me.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:09 am

Ah phooy! We'll I'm still pretty satisfied at the status I just made for myself within the last ....um... 3 days, I guess. lol.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 9:10 am

Yeah, it was pretty bad ass.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 9:10 am

Adrian Black wrote:
Dean- exact opposite? How so?

Well, I'm actually extremely shy and unkinky in every way possible

**Molly Prewett** March 18th 2010, 9:13 am

Ok my official survey:

1. Pairings:
After tonight, Dramione! Remione, Snupin, pretty much everyone else on here...In fic world, usually anything with any of the Marauders (except Peter), especially Evotter...

2. Why should I be allowed to join:
Because I like smut and would have written a helluva lot more by now if Remus wasn't such a whore.

3. What do I have to offer:
Smut. And sweet smut too, I like to throw that emotional shit in sometimes. And support of smut, and also coaching of smut in the Gryff common room (you're welcome Angeorge!)

4. Squicks
Not much really, even if something doesn't turn me on it doesn't necessarily freak me out. Am not really a fan of incest, but if I can forget that people are related I can usually enjoy it!

(do I get a shiny badge...?)

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 9:15 am

[Do I have to do a survey? *doesn't feel like it*]

Guest March 18th 2010, 9:19 am

Never actually did this...

1. Pairings:
SS/RL, SS/DM, SS/LM, SS/DM/LM, LM/DM, SB/RL

2. Why should I be allowed to join:
...
Because if you hadn't let me enter, I'd never write Snupin again.

3. What do I have to offer:
Snupin. Snaco. Pancosy? And apparently whatever we're calling Adrian/Severus...

4. Squicks
M-Preg. It just seems ridiculous to me.
That's about it... so far.

**Molly Prewett** March 18th 2010, 9:23 am

Severus Snape wrote:Never actually did this...

1. Pairings:
SS/RL, SS/DM, SS/LM, SS/DM/LM, LM/DM, SB/RL

2. Why should I be allowed to join:
...
Because if you hadn't let me enter, I'd never write Snupin again.

3. What do I have to offer:
Snupin. Snaco. Pancosy? And apparently whatever we're calling Adrian/Severus...

4. Squicks
M-Preg. It just seems ridiculous to me.
That's about it... so far.

OMFG I forgot how much M-Preg pisses me off! MEN DO NOT HAVE A UTERUS, MEN CANNOT FALL PREGNANT! Sorry, shutting up now...

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 9:52 am

wow...Tam is gonna freak whenever she gets back on.....

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:53 am

Hahahahah! Good to know you all!

Dee, thanks for calling it bad ass! No one's ever said that to me before

Dean, that's cute! I don't think I was ever shy. I'm quiet until I get to know people and then I break out of my shell.... obviously! I used to not be kinky, but that too has drastically changed. It's ok to not be kinky, as long as you still like smut! XD

Hermione, we may have badges, but I just started this tonight, so it's still in the works. You do however get to make a smut title for yourself... for example, mine is The King Midus of Smut: Every thread I touch turns smutty! tehehehe!

Sev, I think we were called Severan. And I think it should totally count as our first IC encounter! (ps- ive been waiting for this since I made my username Severus'Masochist! XD)

Sev and Mya, MPreg only bothers me in certain stories. My favorite fanfic series has MPreg towards the end and it made the story better for me.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:54 am

Dean Thomas wrote:wow...Tam is gonna freak whenever she gets back on.....

Um yeah! I'm going to PM her the Severan smut, but I doubt she will ever spend an entire 24 hours away again.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 9:58 am

Adrian Black wrote:

Dean, that's cute! I don't think I was ever shy. I'm quiet until I get to know people and then I break out of my shell.... obviously! I used to not be kinky, but that too has drastically changed. It's ok to not be kinky, as long as you still like smut! XD

Idon'tcareforreallifesmutthat'swhyilikereadingitsomuch *runs and hides*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 10:01 am

Awww! It's ok! *hugs creeper buddy* I totally understand why you like reading smut. It's more simple than real life and is usually more enjoyable to read than to actually do yourself. Trust me!

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 10:03 am

*hugs creeper buddy* I KNOW! Plus it doesn't help that me and my hubby act like we are 80 years old,lol!

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