Re: Smut Squad: Rated R

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 10:15 am

Awww booo!!!! Koemi and I are kind of new so we try to take it slow and I'm a sex fiend, so we are on a sex hiatus right now. It's going to be so amazing when we do have sex again. As much as I love sex, I love the tease before it even more! How long have yall been married?

Peter Pan March 18th 2010, 3:31 pm

Adrian Black wrote:Requirements:
1) Must actively read/creep smut on THIS site
2) Must have written smut of any kind before being accepted (One my apply for the Squad before writing smut). Smut does not have to be on this site. Any kind of erotic writing counts.

i've never written any Smut Sad

does this mean i can't be in the squad?

P.S. DAMN uni i' so far behind on the smut here. i will be spending my saturday blissfully catching up

**Molly Prewett** March 18th 2010, 3:32 pm

Peter Pan wrote:
Adrian Black wrote:Requirements:
1) Must actively read/creep smut on THIS site
2) Must have written smut of any kind before being accepted (One my apply for the Squad before writing smut). Smut does not have to be on this site. Any kind of erotic writing counts.

i've never written any Smut

does this mean i can't be in the squad?

No I think if you have the intention or the will to write smut, you've got a chance Wink

Peter Pan March 18th 2010, 3:35 pm

well i have the will and intention. PPan has only met 5 people IC though

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 3:53 pm

Severus Snape wrote:Never actually did this...

1. Pairings:
SS/RL, SS/DM, SS/LM, SS/DM/LM, LM/DM, SB/RL

I sense a pattern. xD
WAIT. Is that Luscious/Draco ?
-tears up her innocence card-

**Molly Prewett** March 18th 2010, 4:01 pm

George Weasley wrote:
Severus Snape wrote:Never actually did this...

1. Pairings:
SS/RL, SS/DM, SS/LM, SS/DM/LM, LM/DM, SB/RL

I sense a pattern. xD
WAIT. Is that Luscious/Draco ?
-tears up her innocence card-

Yup....
*sets fire to innocence card*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 4:03 pm

*throws innocence card of a cliff*
Sevvypie, do you search DM/LM pictures like you do with all your other ships? *is scared*

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:29 pm

[quote="George Weasley"]

Severus Snape wrote: Grilo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also DM/LM is one of my favourite ships EVER.... I'm about to answer the questionaire... you're all now officially warned

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:30 pm

Dee Riddle wrote:For a second, I thought you were implying that you wanted me to have a threesome with them...yeah, that's not going to happen

Adrian Black wrote:Dee, Why the hell not?! Twincest is best!!!! *runs around in circles, pointedly ignoring the fact that she is a sex fiend with no (one) squicks*

Dee, if you don't Tam will sure as hell try to

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 4:32 pm

-feels like an idiot-

.... what is Grilo?

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 4:32 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
George Weasley wrote: Grilo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tam, I can send you some REALLY awesome Grilo images and smutses if you want them. xD

Also, I cleaned up the quote box. XD

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 4:33 pm

Luna Lovegood wrote:-feels like an idiot-

.... what is Grilo?

From the movie Repo! The Genetic Opera
tis Graverobber/Shilo
and its HOT.
Because we all want dirty zydrate peddling sex. xD

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:36 pm

Adrian Black wrote:
Dean Thomas wrote:wow...Tam is gonna freak whenever she gets back on.....

Um yeah! I'm going to PM her the Severan smut, but I doubt she will ever spend an entire 24 hours away again.

NEVER EVER EVER WILL I BE GONE FOR THAT LONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! Unless I'm dead.... even then my ghost will come back here

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 4:41 pm

Ohhhhhh... that explains why I didn't know

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:49 pm

George Weasley wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
George Weasley wrote: Grilo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tam, I can send you some REALLY awesome Grilo images and smutses if you want them. xD

Also, I cleaned up the quote box. XD

Please do!

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! MY INTERNET IS CRAP RIGHT NOW (Ican'twaittogethometomyhighspeed) SO MY POSTING MAY BE DELAYED OR NON-EXISTANT!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 4:51 pm

Thank you George for being a genius and thinking of this...

I sometimes think of 6 smutty things before breakfast
1. There is a drink that can make me kinky.
2. There is a cake that can make me horny.
3. There are animals that can talk during sex
4. There is a cat that can shag
5. There is a place called Smutland.
6. I can sex the jabberwocky.

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:54 pm

1) your favorite pairing(s)
Everything except Luscious/Narcissa.... that has just never ever done it for me... I don't know why

2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
HI I AM TAM!

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
Once again..... HI I AM TAM!

4) list your squicks, if any.
NONE... in fact some of the aformentioned squicks are complete turn-ons for me... like m-preg... the idea of a pregnant man bouncing on another guys cock *drools*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 4:56 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
HI I AM TAM!

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
Once again..... HI I AM TAM!

*still thinks Tam is really full of herself*

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 5:16 pm

Luna Lovegood wrote:Thank you George for being a genius and thinking of this...

I sometimes think of 6 smutty things before breakfast
1. There is a drink that can make me kinky.
2. There is a cake that can make me horny.
3. There are animals that can talk during sex
4. There is a cat that can shag
5. There is a place called Smutland.
6. I can sex the jabberwocky.

-bows-

DAMMIT TAM. I PM you smut, and you get offline?! WTF is this?!

Guest March 18th 2010, 5:42 pm

Luna Lovegood wrote:Thank you George for being a genius and thinking of this...

I sometimes think of 6 smutty things before breakfast
1. There is a drink that can make me kinky.
2. There is a cake that can make me horny.
3. There are animals that can talk during sex
4. There is a cat that can shag
5. There is a place called Smutland.
6. I can sex the jabberwocky.

Marry Me?

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 5:43 pm

-Giggles- Silly Sevvy.

Also, I'm so bored right now, I'd smut anything that moves. Anybody want to meet me somewhere with enough alcohol that our characters will NEEEEVER remember?

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 7:35 pm

Tam would totally do that... but yeah...

THIS IS MY LAST POST BEFORE MY FLIGHT!!!! I'LL BE BACK AROUND 3 AM EST!

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 7:36 pm

GOODBYE TAMMY TAM!

*hugs*

Or hello. Depending on how you look at it.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 7:36 pm

George Weasley wrote:-Giggles- Silly Sevvy.

Also, I'm so bored right now, I'd smut anything that moves. Anybody want to meet me somewhere with enough alcohol that our characters will NEEEEVER remember?

[*wiggles fingers*]

BYE TAM!!!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 7:36 pm

WE'LL MISS YOU TAMMY TAM!

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