Re: Smut Squad: Rated R

**Draco Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 7:38 pm

Dee Riddle wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
HI I AM TAM!

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
Once again..... HI I AM TAM!

*still thinks Tam is really full of herself*

Oh I am TOTALLY full of myself... but I would rather be full of someone else if you catch my drift

[sorry couldn't resist... I'm leaving now for real]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:05 pm

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:
Oh I am TOTALLY full of myself... but I would rather be full of someone else if you catch my drift

[sorry couldn't resist... I'm leaving now for real]

Tam, you're about to have your hands full with a very horny and kinky Adrioemi soon... you have enough on your plate! Have a safe flight and don't die. I feel like your ghost wont be as fun as you are! lol.

PPan, You are soooo in! I love your creep status! And all my unofficial audience gets in automatically (you, Dean, and Tam)... Which means Tam is in too.

Tam, I totally agree with you on the squicks. I was reading them and going, oh dear, I like that! lol. My only squick is scat, but I've never read a scat story, so that squick is pretty subjective. If I read a really good story that has it in it, theres like a 90% chance it won't bother me. It's really all about the plotline. LM/DM is sooooooo fucking hot!!! Also, FW/GW with anyone is hot! I've read a FW/GW/LL, FW/GW/HP/DM, F&GW/HP, and I once read a BW/RW/HP/HG/SS/F&GW!!! It was amazing!

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 8:08 pm

Wow. Hermione with 5 guys...woah.... Shocked

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:13 pm

ALSO, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE 6 SMUTTY THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST IS NOW DUBBED QUEEN/KING/PRINCE/PRINCESS OF SMUTLAND... Congrats! If it was a joint effort, the title may be shared (ie, one king, one queen, one prince, etc.)

Dean, she didn't have sex. There was a new Dark Lord rising and Harry and the gang became vampires in attempts to defeat him and it's Severus' initiation ritual. It must be intercourse, so Hermione is basically the fluffer. lol. It's really hot! I can try to find a link if anyone is interested.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 8:14 pm

Adrian Black wrote:ALSO, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE 6 SMUTTY THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST IS NOW DUBBED QUEEN/KING/PRINCE/PRINCESS OF SMUTLAND... Congrats! If it was a joint effort, the title may be shared (ie, one king, one queen, one prince, etc.)

It was Luna and George.

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 8:16 pm

Adrian Black wrote:ALSO, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE 6 SMUTTY THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST IS NOW DUBBED QUEEN/KING/PRINCE/PRINCESS OF SMUTLAND... Congrats! If it was a joint effort, the title may be shared (ie, one king, one queen, one prince, etc.)

Well, Luna brought it up with "I can sometimes think of six smutty things before breakfast' and I loved the reference and started listing them off, and she googled because I forgot one of the ones in the movie.
We can be Princesses of smut?

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:19 pm

YAY!!! Yes you may! I just didn't want like two Queens or something. Multiple princesses and princes' are good though! Now go change your sigs! Snap snap! lol

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 8:21 pm

Done.

Also, I posted a small smut in the fanfiction section....>.> I'm not sure if I like it yet though.

-also just realized she made George a princess because I'm female in my brain. XD-

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 8:21 pm

Adrian Black wrote:
Dean, she didn't have sex. There was a new Dark Lord rising and Harry and the gang became vampires in attempts to defeat him and it's Severus' initiation ritual. It must be intercourse, so Hermione is basically the fluffer. lol. It's really hot! I can try to find a link if anyone is interested.

ME!!! *is interested*

Also, I have been thinking all night about my Smut title and have yet to come up with anything Sad

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 8:27 pm

George Weasley wrote:
Adrian Black wrote:ALSO, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE 6 SMUTTY THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST IS NOW DUBBED QUEEN/KING/PRINCE/PRINCESS OF SMUTLAND... Congrats! If it was a joint effort, the title may be shared (ie, one king, one queen, one prince, etc.)

Well, Luna brought it up with "I can sometimes think of six smutty things before breakfast' and I loved the reference and started listing them off, and she googled because I forgot one of the ones in the movie.
We can be Princesses of smut?

WHAT!? My secret husband and I are the prince and princess of smut!?
-happy dance-

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:29 pm

George Weasley wrote:Done.

Also, I posted a small smut in the fanfiction section....>.> I'm not sure if I like it yet though.

-also just realized she made George a princess because I'm female in my brain. XD-

I totally noticed that, but thought you did it on purpose. You can change to a prince if you wish. lol.

Dean, I am searching for it now!

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 8:32 pm

YAY *happy dance*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:37 pm

FOUND IT!!!! I forgot Beren wrote it! God, she is an AMAZING writer! I love her stories... actually most of those pairings that I listed were in stories written by her.

Here's the link.

http://beren-writes.livejournal.com/184511.html

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 8:38 pm

OMR THANKYOU!!

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:40 pm

Fred and George are NOT in it, but there are hints at Bill/Ron. XD yay! Also Draco is in it! yum

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:41 pm

I hope you like it. Beren is my favorite author by far! She has totally won my heart and my vagina with her smut writing skills *bows to her and kisses her feet*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:00 pm

Fred and Ange? Did you both want in on the Smut Squad or were you just popping in to say hey and give your two cents on twincest? lol.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 9:00 pm

Angypie pops up everywhere, lol

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 9:01 pm

*is not currently trying to get Remus to put on a nutella flavored condom* SEE! I can sort of smut!

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 9:02 pm

Ange is the prince's girlfriend. Who ironically DOESN'T SMUT...
which is why i'm so.damn.frustrated. XD

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 9:03 pm

OMG DEE WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 9:03 pm

Deemus Secret Love Spot in Hogsmeade

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 9:04 pm

Hogsmeade
-isnt' creeping- No. really. I just know xD

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 9:05 pm

Good job Dee!!! He turned down the threesome I offered him with Adrioemi. :'(

George: If she does NOT smut and is final about that, then she is not allowed in the Smut Squad... when she starts smutting, she will be more than welcome to join us!

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 9:06 pm

Adrian Black wrote:Good job Dee!!! He turned down the threesome I offered him with Adrioemi. :'(

George: If she does NOT smut and is final about that, then she is not allowed in the Smut Squad... when she starts smutting, she will be more than welcome to join us!

LOL we smutted once, but it won't be happening again for a little while. >.>

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