Re: The Lovegood's Rook

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-hangs up picture and waits for Lysander to return-

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf enters the house while pulling Lysander by his ear. "Sit," he says while pointing to a chair in the kitchen. "Okay Luna, would you like to start?"

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander gets dragged through the door by his dad, "NOOOOOOO. LET ME GO!" His dad dropped him into a seat and saw his mum stood arms crossed looking angry. "Oh Hell no!" He jumped to his feet and bolted to the door.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna rolls her eyes and drags Lysander back to his chair, tying him up so he can't leave. "Lysander! See this man? You are just like him! You have a sex addiction, understand?"

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf nods his head in agreement, then moves to stand next to his wife for support. He watches his son carefully, ready to take out his wand and stun him if necessary.

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander sat reluctently, and sulk. He looked at the picture is mum pointed out. "Nu-uh. I am nothing like Lion Forest. I can't play golf. You saw what happened last time..." He looked sheepishly at his dad who had a gold ball shaped dent in his backside due to Lysander, "And... I'M NOT BLACK." Then he mumbled under his breath.. "I wish I was...."

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"WELL FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T PLAY GOLF YOU SURE GET IT IN THE HOLE A LOT!"

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander went to protest then look at his parents sheepsihly. "Yeah. I do don't I." He turns to his dad for a high five. With the other hand he gets out a picture and slyly slides it across the table.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf steps back from his son. "No way son. You're getting tested first before I touch your hands. Merlin knows how many times you've played with your hotdog with all its STDs. I don't need any of that."

[Lysander Scamander]

"Nu-uh Dad. Mum told me not to play with my food. Plus. I had pizza last night." He nodded seriously

[Rolf Scamander]

"Not that kind of hotdog you nimrod!" he says smacking his son in the head. "Your penis! Merlin Lys, I didn't think you were this bloody dense!"

[Lysander Scamander]

"HEY! Don't call me dense. I got into Ravenclaw didn't I?" Lysander scowled.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"There are some pretty bgi airheads in Ravenclaw...It's just a tie color. It means nothing. Nothing at all."

[Lysander Scamander]

The colour drained from Lysanders face, "Wh- What? Just a tie colour... Bu- but. So I am nothing? I am worthless." He started to well-up. "Idon't have any talents Why am I even here?" He slopped his head down on the desk in depression.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna sits down and hugs Lysander, keeping in mind to take a very long shower later. "You're not worthless. You have lots of talents. Like- like - er, Rolf, help me out here."

[Rolf Scamander]

"No son! You're great at err...scoring things! Putting things through holes! Remember? You're talented in other ways," he says quickly.

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander sniffs and looks at his dad, "Yeah Dad. Help her out."

[Lysander Scamander]

"Who wants to be known as a womeniser all their life? I am just trying to fill this void in my life." He lets out a cry and drops his head to the desk agian.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"Lysander! You can change! You don't have to live this way! Stand up and be a man!"

[Rolf Scamander]

"Your mum is right Lys! It's simply to change your ways! Maybe you can take up a hobby. I've known a guy that used to be very much like yourself. He ended up getting a steady girlfriend and took up knitting as a hobby along with a famous Quidditch player! People can change, you just need to be careful in the decisions you make."

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander sat up suddenly, "Knitting. No thanks. You are right. I am good at whoring around. So i should stick at it and work hard. Thanks mum. Thanks dad." He kissed them both on the cheek and skipped off happily.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna headdesks.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf shakes his head as Lysander skips off. "I guess we'll just have to deal with it for now," he sighs. He moves and gives Luna a quick kiss. "I should be off to work, I'm actually running a bit late. I'll be home by eight at the latest!" he says as he grabs his coat and briefcase, then walks out the door.

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander skips back in with a hand full of sweets and chocolates. His pockets are stuffed with money.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf comes downstairs because Lucy is bitching at Dom on skype to enter the rook. He see's Lysander and says, "Hey son, you've been good?"

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